Fucking DirecTV. OC. Dear Directv, - And then you send us your lumpy I' m sick of your shit. headed, ID 23. fell asleep during their only day of training, don'  DirecTV Geek Squ
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Dear Directv, - And then you send us your lumpy
I' m sick of your shit. headed, ID 23. fell asleep during their
only day of training, don' t know wtf they' re
doing, technician to my house to bang
on shit for an hour.
Your bullshit devices just
stop functioning properly
onea every coupla of weeks.
see this guy?
is guy jammed a screw driver through
my wall to install speakers, fucked up the
HDMI port in the back of my . 00 SD
Blue Flay player, then hooked up the
to where they wouldn' t record or do anything
else I was paying extra for.
So I had to call Geek Squad to
Come and fix your shit.
By the time they were done,
EFF! don' t record..
DEEP! You can only do that
from your main device. DEEP!
I mold record from any device.
Even Geek Squad knows more
about our shit than .
It' s like you guys periodically
press a button that makes
my shit go ha ire eve time
want to ta a more o my
uckin' money.
u s I ' onea every oompa o wee s
your shitty devices stop doing the
shit they are suppose to do, so Ian
up on the hone with your sorry
excuse for em Support for 3 hours.
So after months of your bullshit, you sent'
another Derp a Derp to my house with
a new device that also didn' t work!
So after talking on the phone with Dem
Support for 3 hours again, you sent yet
ANOTHER Deffinition to my house,
he fixed the , MY
INTERNET, AND LEAVES!!!!
ow DERP ISN' T COMING BACK FOR
...
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User avatar #2 - FRANCHEK
Reply +4 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
Obviously, your lying or you live in **********, Cambodia, because I live in Sarasota, Florida, and my DirecTV is perfectly fine.
User avatar #4 to #2 - kazzikolorzz [OP]
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
How did you know where I live? o.O
User avatar #9 - satanisthesavior
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
Who needs tv anyways? If you like a show, just torrent the season once the dvds come out. Same for movies. And if you have a good computer, you can hook it up to an hdtv anyways.

All you really need is internet. And a cell phone. With a cellphone, you can at least still call when the power goes out. Bitches don't even need a landline phone.
User avatar #7 - gtfoplz
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
I lol'ed cause charter "highspeed" did the same to us. **** was so slow, i think it was actually downloading my house to its mainframe.
#1 - chasemike
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
If he crashed your internet then how did u post this :O
#3 to #1 - kazzikolorzz [OP]
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
I made this a week ago while my internet was down. Now that it's back up I posted it. Common since.
#5 to #3 - chasemike
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
hahaha kk
User avatar #6 to #5 - kazzikolorzz [OP]
Reply -1 123456789123345869
(02/15/2011) [-]
XD