Douchebag Boyfriend. Wow, thanks for all the thumbs and feedback, folks!<br /> Thumbs if you can relate. OC.. The Nice Guy cute Girl Douchehog Boyfriend I douchebag rage comic
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Douchebag Boyfriend

Douchebag Boyfriend. Wow, thanks for all the thumbs and feedback, folks!<br /> Thumbs if you can relate. OC.. The Nice Guy cute Girl Douchehog Boyfriend I

Wow, thanks for all the thumbs and feedback, folks!<br />
Thumbs if you can relate. OC.

The Nice Guy
cute Girl Douchehog Boyfriend
I' m breaking
up with You.
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OHMYGODIT BOYFRIEND JUST BRORY
What' 5 up WITH ME HE' S SUCH AN ASEMBLE
Cute I WISH I COULD JUST
FINE ANICE
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ME RIGHT HE
was PROBABLY
CHEATING ON
ME TOO THAT
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such a nice guy.
Deuchebag Boyfriend
didn' t deserve you
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ycu' ll find a nice
OHMYGOD T ENEN YOU' D
COME BACK PIEACE
DWH' T EVER EEK ME
WEED BABY
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Submitted: 02/15/2011
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#28 - DwightKurtSchrute (02/15/2011) [-]
all the guys here think that theyre the nicest guy in the world and that theyre just like that guy. then you press next and see tits or gtfo.
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#36 to #28 - johnfreeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #28 - pierregold (02/15/2011) [-]
some people take on a whole new life on the internet.
User avatar #208 to #57 - piclemaniscool (02/16/2011) [-]
It must have been opposite day, first time I went on.

Because I no longer have any life

(inb4 "how do you kill... that which has no life?")
#93 - thewinneris (02/16/2011) [-]
that ******* happened to me this year... the girl that i liked broke up with her boyfriend... i started talking to her and we really hit it off... we eventually kissed and then literally 2 days later i see her kissing her ex... so i go up to her and ask for an explination... she says it was just a last kiss... i said ok and didnt care aobut it.. then she started talking to me less and not even 4 days after we kissed she gets back with her ex
#132 to #93 - maxalaxa (02/16/2011) [-]
sucks to suck brah
User avatar #135 to #93 - iamnotblack (02/16/2011) [-]
Same here, I've stayed up with this girl on the phone, till about 3AM every night, keeping her happy because her boyfriends been pushing her for sex, and She eventually told me she liked me better and wanted to lose her virginity for me, then goes and ***** douchebag, and calls me later that night to tell me how good it was. When i got mad and said goodbye, she called ME the dick and hung up. Feels bad Man.
#113 to #93 - Vegeto (02/16/2011) [-]
You should know what to do with this
#120 to #113 - editreality (02/16/2011) [-]
Actually, I change my mind.... Do stick it in her pooper....
Actually, I change my mind.... Do stick it in her pooper....
User avatar #27 - Physi (02/15/2011) [-]
I keep seeing these kind of comics, but we all need to remember...


who the **** would want to be with someone who does **** like that anyways?

In my opinion, let the douchebags have the dumb bitches.
#34 to #27 - anon (02/15/2011) [-]
**** yeah! IMO a nice guy doesn't need a girl like that, he deserved a girl that will understand him.
User avatar #44 to #34 - Jackimole (02/15/2011) [-]
Can't you see that I'm the one who understands you?
I've been here all along, so why can't you see?
You belong with me.
-Anonymous

That is one of my favorite poems, I just wish I knew who wrote it!
#62 to #44 - anon (02/15/2011) [-]
lol taylor swift?
User avatar #118 to #62 - Jackimole (02/16/2011) [-]
That would sure be banananananananananananana
User avatar #35 to #34 - Hummerhs (02/15/2011) [-]
same fag
#101 - roflcopterwins (02/16/2011) [-]
we shall see who gets the last laugh
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User avatar #112 to #101 - jurple (02/16/2011) [-]
dude!!!! i almost **** myself lauhging so hard from that pik!!!!
#124 to #101 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
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#147 to #140 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
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#171 to #124 - salai (02/16/2011) [-]
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#89 - editreality (02/16/2011) [-]
Why would you want a dumb bitch like that anyways?
User avatar #155 to #89 - biggestmaggot (02/16/2011) [-]
You mean a girl?
#157 to #155 - editreality (02/16/2011) [-]
A dumb girl
#163 to #157 - biggestmaggot (02/16/2011) [-]
Girls=stupid
#164 to #163 - editreality (02/16/2011) [-]
Not exactly
#166 to #164 - biggestmaggot (02/16/2011) [-]
Well, personally, I think everyone's stupid. I have a superiority complex. I've never talked to someone I thought was particularly intelligent
#204 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
I went out with a good looking, smart and friendly girl (who knows of Funnyjunk/4Chan humor), yeah we dated for about two weeks, I honestly thought she was "the one", and being my first and only girlfriend.... Got home from College, she's ******* a douchebag who bullies me ON MY BED (and my window was smashed so they could get in). He then went onto beat the crap out of me while my ex watched and said "Aww don't hurt him badlyyy~".

If you're reading this Amy Townsend; I HATE YOU, YOU SLUT!
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#215 to #204 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
#226 to #204 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
Step one: find a glass object
Step two: break it and form a weapon
Step 3: stab that mother ****** until he runs away like a bitch
Step 4: maybe stab her, or tell her just to GTFO
Step 5: Go to bar, get drunk and find yourself a new girl
#228 to #204 - Syncronicity (02/16/2011) [-]
Time to slap-a-bitch!
Time to slap-a-bitch!
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#223 to #204 - planopanther (02/16/2011) [-]
Say the word, and the army that is known as Funnyjunk will release everything.
Say the word, and the army that is known as Funnyjunk will release everything.
#230 to #223 - anon (02/16/2011) [-]
You mean /b/
User avatar #283 to #230 - NumaNumaNumaYEA (02/16/2011) [-]
Heh too bad /b/ doesnt give a ****

Now post tits or GTFO
User avatar #338 to #223 - AlexJani (02/16/2011) [-]
what army?
User avatar #475 to #223 - lawlasaur (02/16/2011) [-]
Army? FunnyJunk? Seriously bro, Anonymous is known for **** like that. Everybody on FJ should know WE ARE NOT /b/ STOP ACTING LIKE IT
I'm not insulting /b/, I actually prefer it tpo FunnyJunk.
#218 to #204 - jamesisawesome (02/16/2011) [-]
Why didn't you kick his ass?
Even if you couldn't kick it, you could have made him hurt unless you didn't fight back
In which case you're a pussy
User avatar #229 to #204 - NumaNumaNumaYEA (02/16/2011) [-]
Thats nothing. I met a girl last term. she was cute, funny, and smart. We dated for about three weeks. I thought SHE was the one. She was my first since middle school, and i loved her very much. One day when i was out buying groceries, i called her to ask if she wanted anything from the grocery store. No answer. She never missed one of my phone calls before. I go back to my dorm and hear very loud shouting of things like "YES!" and "OH **** THATS IT". Outraged i open the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur
#173 - salai (02/16/2011) [-]
#182 to #173 - elleohelle (02/16/2011) [-]
...oh wait a minute...
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#426 - trollinghitler (02/16/2011) [-]
yeah guys I relate. hate that ****** nice guy
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#316 - XJimboSliceX (02/16/2011) [-]
time to scroll on down and read all the ******** chicks wrote about this not being true
+1
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#178 - ostrichsoup (02/16/2011) [-]
dont worry, bro. i got this.
dont worry, bro. i got this.
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User avatar #81 - idontwannabeknown (02/16/2011) [-]
Omg, that reminds me of my ex.

He broke up with me (said he was no longer 'into' me)...month later I find a nice guy, he see's me with my new guy and all of a sudden wants me back saying he regrets dumping me bla bla bla.

I stayed with the new guy though =)
#109 to #81 - Vegeto (02/16/2011) [-]
We found a smart girl in our midst!

I cant find a suitable reaction pic so take this one
User avatar #250 - Bananawaffles (02/16/2011) [-]
Well, usually the girls with the douchebag boyfriends are the girls who think there the **** . Find a cute, quiet one and see where it goes. Never go for the ones that are insanely gorgeous and have a body out of this world, because they could get anyone, and you would be just another guy. Just a little advice
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#278 to #250 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
Oh my god. Took the words out of my mouth. I'm a girl, kinda pretty, definitely not ugly, and I hear all my "nice guy" friends complaining that the girl went back to the asshole...but then I see the girl and she's insanely gorgeous and popular. No wonder, asshole! How about these "nice guys" stop expecting the prettiest girl in the world and go after the average looking girls? It's such a double standard. /rant.
#293 to #278 - cfpillar (02/16/2011) [-]
You see if the guy truely is a nice guy, and if he really likes the girl, she is the prettiest girl in the world. Girls obsese about being beautiful. Personality is 100x more important than looks, thats what makes them beautiful.
User avatar #301 to #293 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
But that's the problem. Nice guys aren't always truly "nice". I don't see a bunch of nice guys trying to get ME, and I'm average! Which is my point. Nice guys tend to only go for the beautiful girls, then complain when the girls don't want to date them. Now, not saying ALL guys are like this, but the ones in MY area would never date a chubby girl, a flat girl, a prude girl, or a quiet one, no matter how "nice" they guy says he is. It's quite sad, really. :(
#317 to #301 - cfpillar (02/16/2011) [-]
Maybe there are guys trying to date you but youve friendzoned them. Nothing feels worse than trying to go after someone who sees you as a friend and nothing more. Tell me, do you have friends that are guys?
User avatar #318 to #317 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
Many. But none of them are interested in me, I know this for sure. None of them have showed signs, and most of them are trying to go after insanely gorgeous girls (then complaining when the girl won't give him time of day) which is basically what lead me to saying this:/
#324 to #318 - cfpillar (02/16/2011) [-]
Im sorry :/ but maybe theyre hiding some feelings for you. Ik i did that. i liked this one girl who didnt seem interested so i dated someone else but deep down i knew who i really liked
User avatar #329 to #324 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
I have a question for you. Would you date a girl if she wouldn't put out? I'm just wondering because it seems like it's all that guys care aboutt!
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User avatar #352 to #345 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
Yeahh, I mean I don't wanna seem like I'm saying that girls don't act like that too, they do.

I'm tired of guys just like...only caring about girls putting out and then leaving when they find out the girl won't do it. It happens a lot, and I slowly lose faith in guys every time it happens. Sucks, I wish all these nice girls would go for the more average girls! There would be less singles awareness day's in the world.!
#332 to #329 - cfpillar (02/16/2011) [-]
Absolutely. Both of the girls i dated didnt put out. That was one of the reasons i asked them out. I like good girls way better than whores.
User avatar #357 to #332 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
Good for you! Too bad there are no guys like you at myy school.
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#403 to #399 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
Yet another reason why I hate my school so much. I grew up around the high school I go to now, but now that I actually attend it, I realize that it's filled to the brim with tools, douche bags, and ghetto people. I do not like it.
Yet another reason why I hate my school so much. I grew up around the high school I go to now, but now that I actually attend it, I realize that it's filled to the brim with tools, douche bags, and ghetto people. I do not like it.
+1
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User avatar #421 to #411 - shannonrw (02/16/2011) [-]
Alrightt, haha I'll keep that in minddd :)!
#473 to #293 - Bananawaffles (02/16/2011) [-]
Why are there not more guys out there like you?
#236 - VivaLaAnon (02/16/2011) [-]
This saddens Dr.House
This saddens Dr.House
#32 - ilikezotz (02/15/2011) [-]
Kill the boyfriend. Problem solved.
#401 - edzeppelin (02/16/2011) [-]
Or...
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