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EDIT: WOO 200+ THUMBS!<br />

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v Pronounce '@ leia properly.
r', Discuss the major pitfalls of the "Stork" theory, and oi the “Mom Poops
the Baby Out” paradigm.
Point out which part at the female anatomy produces milk, lemonade,
and where fudge is made.
Answer the following: Kevin and Melissa are discovered sitting in a
tree, Where is the clitoris?
Spa at Awards
First Aid: During lunch, can a friend over to
look at your new Show him into
Jenny, and quickly administer an emergency
Coolie Shot.
Tracking: arm, porn abandoned in the woods.
Reenact the "Nude Magazine Day" scene
from Billy Madison in its entirety.
Hot am Teacher: When answering a
question, speak quietly so your teacher has to
bend over to hear you. Look down her shirt.
Badge is awarded when you see the first =
nipple that doesn’ t belong to your mother.
IE be completed Middle School)
IWW.', “vagina” accurately.
Describe the four bases, indicating which base hone g boobs" falls
under. Defend your argument.
r Discretely bulsh E girls’ butts with the back of your hand. Do you think
that’ s what a boob feels like? Explain.
Describe what you think a Blow Job might be, based on the name.
Blow? How does that feel good?
r During The Miracle of " squint hard enough to convince yourself its
a documentary called “Karate Moms."
Choose a girl from your " will do. Every day for a
period, tell her she stuffs her bra. Log her reactions. Does
she like you yet?
Spec I Award
Assisted spermicide: Masturbate 8 times in
one day OR 21 times h" one week.
The Negotiator: Talk down the erection you
got stretching for gym before you have to
stand up
The Talk of Shame: Tell your little brother
what you know about sex, permanently
stunting " libido.
Turn Vow Head and : Avoid getting
an erection when the doctor touches your
junk during your physical. Or if you do,
tell anyone, okay’!
Sat: Taken: Casually arrange to sit next to
a cute girl on the bus on a class " Talking
to her is not required, although accidentally
farting will disqualify you from this award.
IE be completed in High School)
Give an accurate account of a vagina.
Demonstrate ability to mischievously unhook a bra through a toshiro.
Describe what condition a 'Gilr, must be in in order to play ball.
r Using the Internet, research different sexual positions and erotic
circumstances, making note of your favorites. Report your wildly
inaccurate expectations of sex to your imi girlfriend.
metaphor or something?
Hook up with Jenny at prom. This is your last chance, you got this!
Sock of Shame: Maintain poker face when
your mom tells you she found a sock in your
garbage and washed it for you.
The Mentor: Leave hardcore porn
somewhere in woods to help younger
scouts complete their badge requirements.
Plan A: Convince your friends, and yourself,
that you' re a virgin by
IE be completed in College)
Talk about how much you love vagina.
r Hook up 5 times while your roommate is in the room.
Hook up with your high school girlfriend over winter break. if she got
hotter, brag to friends. If she got fat, scrub the shame off of your junk
with a pumice stone.
Rank the atilia locations from most to least likely to find a suitable
girlfriend: A. the bar; B. the gym; C. the phannact. Email
r Quit masturbating to the time you Jenny at prom. You
know you' re beating off to a minor, right?
Spec I Award
The Ninja: Sneak out of a gira’ s room
without her noti rig.
The Wizard: Sneak out of a girt’ s room
without her noticing.
The Sister Sweep: Hook up with two sorority
Mem two actual Mlia two conjoined
sisters, and the Sister Sister sisters.
Mil Casa: Whenever you bring a gin back to
your dorm, have her make a Mil in Mi Sports.
Badge is awarded when you can field an
entire baseball team with exploders.
Into the crevasse: Every Saturday lot a
Frere' marr period, hook up with the most Cindee' titile
girl at the by Options liduda, but are not mrm to,
metal girl, the an with the mustache, the amputee
Desume in detailed metaphor what
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User avatar #63 - stuckinlostwoods
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....whilst reading this I figured out that I only need 3 more of these to have all of the badges...

and im a girl... o_o
User avatar #73 to #63 - SuperButtonMan
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And which 3 might those be?
User avatar #181 to #73 - stuckinlostwoods
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the tube sock one, the wizard and the sister sweep. i dont really use a tube sock though...
#88 to #63 - itsmetiririca
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need any help with that?
need any help with that?
#142 - ThatGuyWhosAwesome
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Whats this? Scouts or something?
#49 - wiiwantsrevenge
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Was not part of my childhood..
#150 to #49 - anon id: a1f06e70
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im 18, dont even know what that is . . .
User avatar #57 to #49 - kirbyy
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I stopped on that for like 5 minutes thinking, "Wtf CollegeHumor?"
User avatar #86 to #57 - jaytinzeta
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(02/12/2011) [-]
pokemon for me....
#176 - redshirtnumbertwo
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(02/13/2011) [-]
Oh god, more badges???
User avatar #207 to #176 - ThePedroBear
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Dont worry ash you get all the booty. You will have them in no time
#50 - batoutofbasement **User deleted account**
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User avatar #64 to #50 - stuckinlostwoods
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I don't understand how people can't figure out where the clit is or where the gspot is. Next time you finger a girl, don't just freak out about the fact that you are fingering her. Feel around in there. You'll know when you found it when she starts to twitch a little.
User avatar #68 to #64 - youaremyhoe
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bo burnham sings it in a song....i believe that was the joke this lad was making...
User avatar #183 to #68 - stuckinlostwoods
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lol oh my b my b.
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User avatar #72 to #71 - youaremyhoe
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my bad!
User avatar #80 to #50 - jaytinzeta
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ill def find ur g spot.... provided that you point me in the general direction!
#157 to #80 - batoutofbasement **User deleted account**
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#62 to #50 - jremzthedragon
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ask my dad...
User avatar #58 to #50 - forthecog
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Lets just say if you manage to find and hit this spot with your dick the girl you are ******* will go into a massive orgasm that can be heard 2 rooms down from you. She will then shout "MOAR MOAR" orgasm some more, she will cum on herself and on your dick. Then when you cum inside her (pulling out is for wimps) she will explode but only if you cum right on the G-Spot.
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User avatar #155 to #70 - forthecog
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Well then i guess your gonna have to let him practice until he gets it right and hits it then?

Nice rhymes, you were a poet and didnt know it.
#85 to #58 - kittycatdancer
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am i doin it rite?
#17 - Jann
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...My names Jenny.
#48 to #17 - ChanChan
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Oh I remember you.
Oh I remember you.
#56 to #48 - hoobydooby
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Comment Picture
User avatar #31 to #17 - Javapenguin
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Hi thar c:
User avatar #40 to #17 - WillWalrus
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You stuff your bra.
#24 to #17 - jigglebillyz
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so u wanna hang out? *HINT HINT*
so u wanna hang out? *HINT HINT*
#33 - BlahDude
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The Wizard: Sneak out of a girl's room mid-coitus without her noticing
User avatar #76 to #33 - felo
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i want prooves that it happen (when it happens)

you can just take a "challenge accepted" lightly
#29 - Emogaz
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Silly virgin boys ;D
#103 - ColdBeets
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User avatar #135 - funnyjunkjokester
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Assisted Spermacide is the badge I get every day! Hahahahahahaha.... haha.... ha... but... seriously....
#172 to #135 - Is that a nipple
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no way I could get that one, my junk would burn too hard :[
User avatar #174 to #172 - danklok
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the 21 times a week doesn't sound impossible, but I agree; 8 in a day, there's no ****** way
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