How to know you're too high. OC <br /> Check out my other stuff on my profile, and thumb please . 1. The song you were listening to stopped " minutes ago
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How to know you're too high. OC <br /> Check out my other stuff on my profile, and thumb please . 1. The song you were listening to stopped " minutes ago

OC <br />
Check out my other stuff on my profile, and thumb please

1. The song you were listening to stopped " minutes ago
Ohh yeaa..
Man this song rocks Wait, nothings
playing
2. You talk to your cat and get angry when " doesn' t
respond
Dude, I asked you a ques-
tion. Where do you think
Willy Wonka got all those
little orange men to do
his work?
3. You talk to your cat and " does respond.
Well, I like to think he
gets them high every
night, but only if they
make enough
chocolate.
You sit at a stop sign for 5 minutes waiting for it to
Lra,
Goddammit,
I change already.
...
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Submitted: 02/11/2011
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#78 - germankillzone (02/12/2011) [-]
FIXED
#83 to #78 - anon (02/12/2011) [-]
jamaicans dont braid there hair its just naturally like that i think
#98 to #83 - nasandre (02/12/2011) [-]
It's because of the Rastafari movement.

-- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rastafari#Locks
#212 - MrRickAstley (02/12/2011) [-]
Is he in a ************* space ship?
User avatar #275 to #212 - xBooMHeaDShOt (02/12/2011) [-]
Comment Favouriting ftw!
User avatar #219 to #212 - Mahazama (02/12/2011) [-]
No, he's just a dumbass.
Please forgive him, we're trying to wean him off aspirin and gummy vitamins.
#242 to #219 - longnameislloonngg (02/12/2011) [-]
hey gummy vitamins are the ****
#184 - IvVvIJerry (02/12/2011) [-]
<---- You Guys
User avatar #217 to #184 - Mahazama (02/12/2011) [-]
Correction:
average uninformed 13 year old
#15 - anon (02/12/2011) [-]
Clearly, CarlosMontoya has never smoked weed, and has seen some comics by other people who have also never smoked weed.
User avatar #30 to #15 - CarlosMontoya (02/12/2011) [-]
Ok I got these from a website that lists 77 ways to know and I thought they were funny, sure they're an exaggeration, but still, these have all happened to me other than the third one so stop hating
#17 to #15 - tylertjf (02/12/2011) [-]
i was once stoped at i stop sign for five mins cause i was looking for my clear eyes i found them and tried to put them in when i had shades on
#71 - xxmemeguyxx (02/12/2011) [-]
maybe the song was a little too good
User avatar #91 to #71 - CarlosMontoya (02/12/2011) [-]
Zipper
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#80 to #71 - johnfreeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #82 to #71 - dwaynethjockronson (02/12/2011) [-]
That's just the dirty fold, man.
You know. how pants have that one fold that has nothing in it?
Dirty fold.
User avatar #87 to #82 - xxmemeguyxx (02/12/2011) [-]
oh... well ive learned a new word
User avatar #89 to #87 - dwaynethjockronson (02/12/2011) [-]
my friends and I invented it.
Spread this **** around.
User avatar #9 - thatkiddonovan (02/12/2011) [-]
MAde by someone who has clearly never smoked weed.
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#114 to #9 - KrazyKenn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 to #9 - enekappa (02/12/2011) [-]
carlosmontayona = Rage guy;  
thatkiddonovan = troll?
carlosmontayona = Rage guy;
thatkiddonovan = troll?
User avatar #12 to #11 - enekappa (02/12/2011) [-]
That gif should have the words OP on the dude, OC on the bag, and FJ on the guy behind stabbing the OC. XD
#267 to #12 - anon (02/12/2011) [-]
and red thumbs pour out of the bag
#107 - aquarianpixi (02/12/2011) [-]
I talk to my cat and wait for stop lights to turn green while sober.
I talk to my cat and wait for stop lights to turn green while sober.
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#100 - BurntCrayons **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#122 to #100 - TheAccount ONLINE (02/12/2011) [-]
You have been reported to the cyber police
You have been reported to the cyber police
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#124 to #122 - BurntCrayons **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #95 - Brouwera (02/12/2011) [-]
You've never been high, have you OP?
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#145 to #95 - thegriff **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #102 to #95 - bluejupiter (02/12/2011) [-]
You've obviously never been high, have you?
User avatar #111 to #95 - AlexPaincakes ONLINE (02/12/2011) [-]
Lol I know people exaggerate it waaay too much especially a few people on FJ.
#84 - satanicpanic (02/12/2011) [-]
They're slaves from africa painted orange
User avatar #90 to #84 - neoexdeath ONLINE (02/12/2011) [-]
Nah, they are just midgets with a spray-tan.
User avatar #96 to #84 - Nekatroz (02/12/2011) [-]
Jersey Shore
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#33 - FakePlasticTree **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#38 to #33 - margus (02/12/2011) [-]
good one
Thumb for ya
#281 to #33 - anon (02/12/2011) [-]
I always thought that Jersey Shore was where they went when the escaped.
#109 - RepublicanTigre (02/12/2011) [-]
... when you hang out with these guys.
User avatar #154 to #109 - TheIllestVillan (02/12/2011) [-]
When complete strangers show up at your house to get high.
User avatar #138 to #109 - BriannaCutes (02/12/2011) [-]
jamaica mon. xD
User avatar #183 - collegelvlebonics (02/12/2011) [-]
You know you are too high when you think this **** is funny.
#69 - nikolaos (02/12/2011) [-]
Or when you think your flying on a dragonite...
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#146 to #69 - thegriff **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #74 to #69 - xxmemeguyxx (02/12/2011) [-]
is that dsend?
#77 to #74 - nikolaos (02/12/2011) [-]
why yes, yes it is.
#141 - AshKetchumXD (02/12/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#21 - itsstvn **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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User avatar #36 to #22 - Whetstone (02/12/2011) [-]
maybe you have terrible insomnia because you get high every night
User avatar #29 to #22 - ScruffytheJanitor (02/12/2011) [-]
I don't smoke, it conflicts with my job.
User avatar #130 - WimblesSaid (02/12/2011) [-]
Oompa Loompas come from Loompaland, Wonka brought them all to his factory so that they didn't have to deal with creatures like Whangdoodles, Hornswogglers, Snozzwangers and Vermicious Knids.
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