Bam! To Behold, a public Bulletin Board, Built of Both Brilliance and Barbarity By Bastards with Boners.
This Bastion, no mere Bulwark of Boredom, is a Brutal Barrage of Blistering Bullshit, Barely Benevolent...
But Behind the Bigotry and Boobs, Beyond the Bitter Broadcasts of Bragging Buffoons; here be the Body Politic.
A Brotherhood of Blasphemy, Blessed with more Balls than Brains, Battling the Bland, the Bogus, the Benign.
Bedlam? Bring it on. But I Babble, Better to Be Breif.
You may call me /B/.