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Anti Jokes Part 2. Thanks for my first post to get 2000+ thumbs and 1000+ favorites!<br /> I love you guys<br /> 1000th Comment Get's something spec

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I love you guys<br />
1000th Comment Get's something special

Anti Jokes
Part 2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
What did the homeless man
get for Christmas?
Nothing.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Three head lice are drinking
beer on someone' s scalp.
They are then killed by high
strength medical shampoo
Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I
have a fever!
That' s the least of your
worries, you' got AIDS.
A man walks into a bar and
orders 6 shots. The bartender
says "rough day, eh?" The
man replies "yeah, very rough.
He then goes home and
hangs himself.
What is a Vampire' s favourite dessert?
Vampires aren' t real.
How did the fat guy survive
the plane crash?
He didn' t, he died like
everyone else.
What' s red and smells like
green paint?
Red paint.
Why did the chicken commit
suicide?
To get to the other side.
Knock Knock
Who' s there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom breaks down into tears
as his mother' s alzheimers is
getting so bad that she
doesnt even recognize him.
Why did the waiter put rubber
bands in the soup?
Because he is retarded and
doesn' t even work at the
restauraunt.
for more!
If you want in the third Anti
Jokes, post them in the comments and
I' ll try to get most of them in.
Thesodacan
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#335 - Poor
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(02/06/2011) [-]
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Hand over the piss
Or I will kill you
#344 to #335 - jacksdiner
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Here's another one.
#44 - carnivoroushippy
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(02/06/2011) [-]
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

Pic unrelated
#55 to #44 - anon id: edcb066a
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why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

it was stapled to the first monkey
#67 to #55 - MarioBrotha
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Why did the third monkey fall off?

Peer pressure
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User avatar #390 to #259 - zelyx
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Why did the fifth monkey fall off the tree?

It thought it was a game
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#632 to #559 - tombrady
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Why did the 6th monkey die?

I killed the ************
User avatar #1044 to #632 - Nickish
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And the doctor said "No more monkeys jumping on the bed!"
User avatar #884 to #632 - bannon
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Why did the plane crash?

There was a monkey flying it
#190 to #44 - CarbonSpikernew
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That joke was on The Proud Family
#238 to #190 - carnivoroushippy
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really? damn
User avatar #120 - freakaleak
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(02/06/2011) [-]
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Because Im colorblind.
#140 to #120 - gavoman
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(02/06/2011) [-]
Stolen from WoW
#144 to #140 - freakaleak
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Actually it was told to me by one of my friends.
#223 to #144 - gavoman
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(02/06/2011) [-]
Who heard it on a game. So it was


Stolen from WoW
#280 to #223 - freakaleak
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#637 to #223 - thegriff **User deleted account**
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User avatar #124 to #120 - doomfish
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are you undead?
#663 - FJassassin
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(02/06/2011) [-]
Roses are grey
Violets are grey
Being color Blind
******* SUCKS!
#322 - Nerrrd
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(02/06/2011) [-]
A man came into a bar.
Wait, no, it was a horse.
So a man came into a horse...
#54 - mnieh
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(02/06/2011) [-]
A man jumped off a tall building ad survived...
...until he hit the ground.
#403 - RoflNuggets
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Not the best move Anne Frank ever made.
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#166 - freefan
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But...I did survive the plane crash...
#185 to #166 - pepismax
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They were all dead anyway
#174 to #166 - MuthaRussia
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#660 - Ohaithar
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(02/06/2011) [-]
*Knock Knock*
*come in*
#692 to #660 - anon id: aa6b1b61
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