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Anti Jokes Part 2

 
Anti Jokes Part 2. Thanks for my first post to get 2000+ thumbs and 1000+ favorites!<br /> I love you guys<br /> 1000th Comment Get's something spec

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I love you guys<br />
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Anti Jokes
Part 2
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van
What did the homeless man
get for Christmas?
Nothing.
How do you make a plumber cry?
You kill his family.
Three head lice are drinking
beer on someone' s scalp.
They are then killed by high
strength medical shampoo
Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I
have a fever!
That' s the least of your
worries, you' got AIDS.
A man walks into a bar and
orders 6 shots. The bartender
says "rough day, eh?" The
man replies "yeah, very rough.
He then goes home and
hangs himself.
What is a Vampire' s favourite dessert?
Vampires aren' t real.
How did the fat guy survive
the plane crash?
He didn' t, he died like
everyone else.
What' s red and smells like
green paint?
Red paint.
Why did the chicken commit
suicide?
To get to the other side.
Knock Knock
Who' s there?
Tom
Tom who?
Tom breaks down into tears
as his mother' s alzheimers is
getting so bad that she
doesnt even recognize him.
Why did the waiter put rubber
bands in the soup?
Because he is retarded and
doesn' t even work at the
restauraunt.
for more!
If you want in the third Anti
Jokes, post them in the comments and
I' ll try to get most of them in.
Thesodacan
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Views: 79506 Submitted: 02/05/2011