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That's What I Say

IF THERE IS
BEHIND will AND STAY IN THIS LANE UNLESS
IF mu CAN' T FIGURE 01.
PM out IN rm: as . YOU ARE WHY, THEN TAKE THIS LANE
mu. THEN my om GOING TC] PASS
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#23 - nouhh **User deleted account** (01/20/2010) [-]
hmmm i was saying these exact same things to myself on the way to work this morning... some people shouldn't drive...
User avatar #33 to #23 - Bethanyrose (01/20/2010) [-]
i know.. i'm not even old enough to drive yet and i get road rage. haha
#17 - nerdie (01/20/2010) [-]
I really like this one. Why? I hate other drivers. Today I was driving on a highway in the right lane at 100kph. This twit in a Dodge Durango was driving down the merging lane at maybe 60kph when I saw her. I said to myself, I bet she won't speed up.. I drew closer, took my foot off the gas pedal and even though I slowed down to 90kph, she STILL wasn't even at the speed limit (90). I started to brake and I was going 75 and she STILL wasn't merging, but the merging lane ended and she barely made it onto the highway.
It's not enough that she failed to merge (instant test failure). It's not enough that I slowed to 75kph because she's a moron. But the nerve of that ******* cunt giving ME a dirty look when I passed her. **** you, lady.
User avatar #18 to #17 - IPimpMyDogOut (01/20/2010) [-]
Ok get this i was walking across the street, and the crosswalk thing was on go. and so i went, this crazy bitch coming around the corner at like 50 in a 35mph zone. I about get hit, she stops in front of me only two feet in front of me. so i run to the other side of the crosswalk and then she like pulls infront of me. and starts screaming at me, and im like WTF?. so i told her. " **** you lady, i have the Right-a-way." she told me that if i want to kill myself that i needed to do it at home. so i replied with. if you want to kill other people she need to do it at home. and then she tried to throw me in her car. and by this point i was getting pretty pissed off. so i pretty much hit her in her big DD sized tits and ran.
User avatar #19 to #18 - DrPeper (01/20/2010) [-]
im going home from school and im crossing the main street when its time for me to cross... the crossing guard lady says go and i do... then a fking trucker ( not saying truckers suck) comes at me for no reason on a red light the guy almost hits me (i dodged it) he stops at the point where he would have hit me alrdy and i go up to him i start cursing him out and he comes out and starts chasing me... i knew the area better than him so i outran him and got home and armed myself.... he didnt find me but... still... WHAT A JACKASS
#20 to #19 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Ok so I was driving and I took a left turn then another left turn then another left turn and after 450 times of repeating some dickhead crashed into me and made me do a right turn into a wall. and these bitch asses in the stands cheered and laughed when I jumped out of my car still going 120 mph while I was on fire. That's the last time I race in NASCAR.
#24 to #20 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Okay. I was driving and everything was cool, right? All of a sudden, this dude in anothor car started chasing me. I freaked and tried to lose him, but it didn't work. I freaked and floored it, going 100mph, and all of a sudden, there is MORE OF THEM.

And they were gangsters, 'cause all their cars were the same tri colors. (Black an white)

They were trying to put the scare on me by yelled at me on speaker phone and wailing a weird alarm...

Then they got me, and kept me in a cold dark dungeon for like months.

Top that.
#32 to #24 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Okay, so I'm driving along this dirt road in the middle of nowhere and it's raining, right? I'm talking one bad mother of a storm, even the potholes are starting to look like lakes. So anyway, I see my dickhead brother pull up behind me, slowly gaining, and without warning he reaches out and tosses something at my rear bumper! Before I have time to react I'm spiraling out of control, toward one of those "potholes" - get this! Turns out it actually IS a miniature lake, and I get stuck! Anyhow, I had to call someone to tow me out of there, but thank God there was nothing damaged. So about ten minutes later I finally catch up to my lousy brother - as I pass him up, I fix him with a look of utmost rage and shout:

" ****** YOU, LUIGI!!!"
#34 to #32 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Alright, so I have to go to my Aunt and Uncle's house because of some problems with people where I lived. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror.
If anything I can say this cab is rare but I thought 'Now forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'. I looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
#25 to #24 - Jesey (01/20/2010) [-]
No more GTA for you...

Captcha: Brave
#27 to #24 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Lol this was good.
#31 to #20 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
you sir have made my day
#36 to #31 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
I got in one car accident and my mom got scared and she 'your moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air!'
User avatar #1 - phoenix grinder (01/19/2010) [-]
wow this should be mandatory in every country
#2 to #1 - D Dawg **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
Yes! OMG I love highway driving but I hate when retards drive. Seriously, the left lane is always the fast lane, and people need to learn that!
User avatar #3 to #2 - PhDinPepper (01/19/2010) [-]
there is a point where the left lane SHOULD be slower than what you may want to go, because at, say, 65 mph, the left lane shouldn't go above 75-80, ever... unless everyone else is too
#8 to #3 - Jesey (01/20/2010) [-]
SHOULD.... but isn't. Ever go to houston and a silver mustang blows buy you at 90-100+, that's me.
#9 to #8 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Yes I'm sure the car your daddy bought you can drive very fast. Some people can't afford nice cars.
User avatar #41 to #9 - CRosBY (01/20/2010) [-]
mustangs arent really fast, except the cobra's n **** , otherwise there just chic cars
#10 to #9 - Jesey (01/20/2010) [-]
Thats because some people are too irresponsible with their money, and some actually have a damn good paying job.
#13 to #10 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
yes, they must have an amazing paying job to have a mustang;), I have a friend who picked up a decent one for 4,000

c.c.: ozone
#16 to #13 - Jesey (01/20/2010) [-]
Eh, I got mine from a ma and pa dealership, 13,500. And an interest rate to make you wanna hang yourself.
My point was, because someone has a decent car, don't automatically assume mommy and daddy buy it, because it's not always the case. Some people tend to either save or work their asses off for their money.
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User avatar #28 to #26 - Iwannasammich (01/20/2010) [-]
You, good sir, have just spoken the most amazing truth ever. I give you all of my interwebs.
#30 to #28 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Bank Teller- Ehh Iwannasammich you're already negative 5 interwebs. I'm afraid you need to win from now on.
User avatar #21 - Hazza UK (01/20/2010) [-]
i probably would understand these signs more -.-'
#22 to #21 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
It's British guy...we love you.
#37 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
They need to write it in ebonics so the ******* can read it.
User avatar #40 to #37 - CRosBY (01/20/2010) [-]
racist jokes are funny but the n word is inapropriate
#43 to #40 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
you mean the ****** word?
User avatar #45 to #43 - demonbunny (01/20/2010) [-]
He could mean Naggers...
User avatar #46 to #45 - JoeTheRooster (01/20/2010) [-]
or Napkin
#47 to #46 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or Chuck Norris
User avatar #52 to #47 - peppy (01/20/2010) [-]
or a barrel roll
#55 to #52 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or NINE THOUSAAAAANNNDD!
#57 to #55 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or..... **** , i got nothin.
#78 to #57 - anon (06/27/2010) [-]
Or ninjews
User avatar #58 to #55 - JasonBourne (01/20/2010) [-]
Or nipples.
#60 to #58 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or nigerians
User avatar #64 to #60 - KingEricCartman (01/20/2010) [-]
Or a Jew.
User avatar #72 to #64 - MrHymen (01/20/2010) [-]
Or.. Nijewians O.o



..... ********** .
#61 to #40 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or necromancy
#62 to #61 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or alvin and the ****** munks
User avatar #69 to #62 - WarPigs (01/20/2010) [-]
or NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!!
#73 to #69 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
or YES YES YES YES YES
User avatar #75 to #73 - Zanonymous (01/20/2010) [-]
or newfag
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#4 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Where can I sign the petition for these in my state?
#7 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
PHOTOSHOPED! xD
#11 to #7 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
eat ****
#63 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
REPOST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #70 to #63 - Misamisahime (01/20/2010) [-]
Your comment is the repost of a repost
#66 to #63 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
apperantly so is your comment!
#51 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
UR ALL FRUITY FRUITS!
#76 to #51 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
A world would be a more tolerable place, if you would have just been swallowed...
#53 to #51 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
You know your mother is a whore, right?
Just accept that fact for what it is
Lost in your thoughts now I bet
The truth can be so devastating
Game to still talk to your mother again?
User avatar #68 to #53 - WarPigs (01/20/2010) [-]
way to steal a joke, thief
User avatar #59 to #53 - jlew (01/20/2010) [-]
lol
User avatar #65 to #59 - ClayD (01/20/2010) [-]
The funny thing is its the same "Fruity fruit" comment then the same bitchy comment evertime.
#5 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
i hate this pic its a gay piece of ****
#6 to #5 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
i would say like you but that would offend the homosexual community
#74 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
(#64) or a nazi
#44 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Exit 9W should have an EXIT ONLY sign in yellow below it. After all, the lane is exiting...
#15 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
Wait WHAAAT...
User avatar #14 - Darkzain (01/20/2010) [-]
LOL!

captcha: moron
#12 - anon (01/20/2010) [-]
omg
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