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Anti Jokes
Part 1
Why did little Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms
What' s worse than finding a worm in
your apple?
The Holocaust
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus
Why did the girl fall of the bike?
Because she was retarded
How do you confuse a blonde?
Paint yourself green and throw
forks at her.
Why can' t Micheal J fox draw a perfect
circle?
Because drawing a perfect
circle is nearly impossible for
any human.
What did the boy with no arms or
legs get for Christmas?
Cancer.
What' s green with wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels
What' s worse than spilling coffe on
your brand new shirt?
Getting raped by a giant
scorpion
A duck walks into a bar and the
bartender says "What' ll it be?"
The duck didn' t say anything
because it' s a duck
A horse walks into a bar and the
bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "My wife is
dying of terminal cancer."
What would George Washington do if
he were alive today?
Scream and scratch at the top
of his coffin.
What' s the differnce between a bicycle
and a black man?
A bicycle is an object and a black man
is a human being.
Disclaimer: Not all of these are
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Submitted: 02/05/2011
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#58 - Alexbrc (02/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #16 - Mrah (02/05/2011) [-]
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"

The horse didn't understand English so he took a shit on the floor and walked away.
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User avatar #96 - BooScary (02/05/2011) [-]
What's blue and floats in the pool
A dead baby

What's green and floats in the pool
The same baby a week later
User avatar #76 - BooScary (02/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Why is 6 afraid of 7

Because 7 is a registered sex offender
User avatar #26 - EpicChinMan (02/05/2011) [+] (1 reply)
A horse walks into a bar, many people leave because they saw the potantial danger of the situation.
#249 - eyeblowbarrs (02/06/2011) [+] (18 replies)
whats worst than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?


a dead baby nailed to 10 trees :D
#218 - dguitarhero (02/05/2011) [-]
well, shit
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#42 - Tswaggerson **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#54 - lolwutlolwut (02/05/2011) [-]
how did the gymnast lose her virginity?

Having sex for the first time.
#315 - rio (02/06/2011) [-]
These are funny yet sad at the same time...just like a pixar movie
#180 - RoflNuggets (02/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#172 - devout feminist (02/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#147 - Phyrephox (02/05/2011) [-]
Sally can't use the swing without arms?
#126 - toofunnyforyou (02/05/2011) [+] (7 replies)
"getting raped by a giant scorpion"
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#443 - StupidInTheFace (02/06/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Why didn't the frog jump?





Because it was dead.
#402 - Kushmonster (02/06/2011) [-]
a lion would never cheat on his wife

but a tiger would
#262 - ostrichsoup (02/06/2011) [+] (1 reply)
a seal walks into a club
end of joke
#23 - Devourer (02/05/2011) [+] (3 replies)
scorpions!!!!
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