On A Crowded Train. . The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a wea -dre
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On A Crowded Train

The train was quite crowded, and the U. S. Marine wacked the entire
aen geeking fer a seat, but the oily seat ieft was taken by a
wea -dressed French weman' s peddie.
The Wal' " Y Marine asked, "Ma' arn, may I have that seat?"
The French woman just sniffed and said _ ene in particular,
Americans are so rude. My Kittie Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine wacked the entire train again, but the only seat ieft was
under that dog. ”Please, ma' am. May I sit down? I' m very tired.”
she snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are aise arrogant."
This time the Marine didn' t say a word, he just picked up the Kittie
dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down.
The woman shrieked, "someone must defend my honor. Put this American in
his peace.”
An English sitting nearby spoke up, "sir, you Americans often
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrang thing. You he'd the fork in
the wrang hand. You drive year autos on the wrang side of the read. And
new, sir, yeu' ye thrawn the wrang b* tch out the winder.”
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User avatar #4 - Jason Voorhees (01/19/2010) [-]
Funny. People always get up for me.
#5 to #4 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
W-would you like my seat??
User avatar #28 to #5 - Connorspace (01/19/2010) [-]
N-No, for the love of god, take my seat!
#208 - John Cena (01/23/2010) [-]
Ahahaa, that's fantastic. I'm kinda sick of the USA vs England on-going online war.. We shall unite against the french!! >:D
#215 to #208 - John Cena (01/25/2010) [-]
you may have my son.....r u pedobear
#209 to #208 - John Cena (01/24/2010) [-]
you have my axe.
#212 to #209 - pizzabob (01/25/2010) [-]
and my pizza
#213 to #212 - John Cena (01/25/2010) [-]
And our McDonalds
User avatar #214 to #213 - HunterAlpha (01/25/2010) [-]
and our porn
User avatar #217 to #214 - blastoise (01/26/2010) [-]
and our TM's and HM's
User avatar #221 to #217 - Rat Chieftain **User deleted account** (02/01/2010) [-]
and my little pony
User avatar #95 - Darkzain (01/20/2010) [-]
One bitch down one to go
#100 to #95 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
Uhh two,I have a feeling that english guy got his ass handed to him on a silver plater
User avatar #77 - pebo (01/20/2010) [-]
lol finally a post where americans and britains get a long
User avatar #125 to #77 - ProfessorSlippers (01/20/2010) [-]
all this peace and getting along is making me feel itchy and uncomfortable. i cant take it anymore. i give up. **** brits.
#126 to #125 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
shut up, bitch.
User avatar #129 to #126 - ProfessorSlippers (01/20/2010) [-]
ahhh. thats better.
#1 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
Awesome...the new thumbs thing sucks ass though...they look odd
User avatar #2 to #1 - Classic ONLINE (01/19/2010) [-]
there more energy efficient i guess or thats what they tell me...

Captcha: Thumb!?!? Ironic o.O
#10 to #2 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
You think I give a **** about your fake captcha?!?
User avatar #11 to #10 - squeaky (01/19/2010) [-]
You think anyone cares about your fake penis??!?
User avatar #18 to #11 - WhereMehSammich (01/19/2010) [-]
You think i give a **** about your fake dog?
#80 to #18 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
User avatar #190 to #80 - squeaky (01/20/2010) [-]
You think I give a **** about your African Americans?
#155 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
theres nothin i hate more than a smug french bitch who dosnt respect what marines go through fucckin bitch


england rules
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User avatar #59 - Zant (01/20/2010) [-]
the lights will inspire you.
User avatar #195 - onyxrose (01/20/2010) [-]
why are there trees on the roads of paris?




so every other counrty in the world can march in the shade.
User avatar #99 - Rowdunkel (01/20/2010) [-]
Yo Dawg

I heard you like

WTF? why did you just throw that dog from a moving train?
#3 - seeingsounds (01/19/2010) [-]
that bitch got butt slammed
#114 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
finally we can have a joke we can both laugh at and be proud of ^^
#102 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
Why is a "war-weary" marine looking for a seat on a train with french and british people on it? :/
User avatar #204 - Sprulungtute (01/21/2010) [-]
My already great respect for Americans increased a little, ******* frenchies.
User avatar #98 - helloppl (01/20/2010) [-]
i didnt knw americans used their eft hand for the fork
User avatar #105 to #98 - ThatCoolGuy (01/20/2010) [-]
I actually do, because I'm lefty. (NO **** )
#210 - John Cena (01/24/2010) [-]
simply epic :P (from sweet freak)
User avatar #9 - BowChickaBowWow (01/19/2010) [-]
Pwnt
+4
#220 - zachxlmao **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#7 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
haha nice
#12 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
How do we drive our 'autos' on the wrong side of the road when Americans invented the car?
#32 to #12 - aboutfuckintime **User deleted account** (01/19/2010) [-]
either way uk is the ONLY country that drives on the left so y'all are wrong
User avatar #34 to #32 - Crossraod (01/19/2010) [-]
so does japan and australia
#46 to #32 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
No us Australians drive on the left as well. I think you need to get out and study your world some more
#63 to #12 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
I didn't realise Karl Benz was an American
#19 to #12 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
thats just shows how dumb u r americans didnt make the first car
User avatar #23 to #19 - Vegeto (01/19/2010) [-]
*that's* *you * *are* *didn't*

And you say Americans are dumb. Learn to spell.
#30 to #23 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
goku i resepct u but americans came upw ith u abd r im just using ur language witch u make up so dont ge made
#35 to #30 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
1. Vegeto, not Goku. 2. Goku is from Dragonball, a JAPANESE manga series.
#37 to #35 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
no I'm pretty sure it's goku. Yeah, Goku is from Dragonball.. and Dragon ball Z.. and Dragon ball GT..
#43 to #37 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
His name is Vegeto you stupid ************* moron.
#36 to #12 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
you son's of bitches didn't invent the car.
An Asian dude named Ferdinand Verbiest did.
#47 to #36 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
Thank you! btw he wasn't chinese he was from belgium. What kind of asian from the 17th century would give their child the name Ferdinand?
#25 to #12 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
Karl Benz invented the First Car. He was German not American
#26 to #25 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
so true and most importantly i shoved my penis in a car
and u say americans do the oppposite
psha
#24 to #12 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
we dident invent the car, some german guy did. we just made the car available to a lot of people
#45 to #24 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
it was a series of different people from around the world who added their own stuff to come p with an effective working car. But you are more or less correct
#27 to #12 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
we didnt actually invent the car...
#44 to #12 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
No they didn't dumbass. Ferdinand Verbiest built the first steam-powered vehicle around 1672 which was of small scale and designed as a toy for the Chinese Emperor, that was unable to carry a driver or a passenger. Then from there it was a series of different people from all over the world who came up with various models which over time became the modern car
User avatar #48 to #44 - AussieWarrior (01/20/2010) [-]
**** why is everyone so ******* mean?
Can't you simply reply and correct each other without calling a person you have never meet, who actually might be a nice person a dumbass or stupid mutha ******* moron?
Jease a little respect.
#17 to #12 - Thrasher (01/19/2010) [-]
They didn't invent the car. Henry Ford invented the Assembly line which resulted in mass production of automobiles.
#20 to #17 - John Cena (01/19/2010) [-]
Charles Edgar Duryea and his brother Frank GASOLINE / First successful gas powered car: 4hp, two-stroke motor. The Duryea brothers set up first American car manufacturing company. United States
#188 to #20 - John Cena (01/20/2010) [-]
The very first cars didn't run on gasoline, in fact Ford himself believed electricity was the future of automobiles.
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