Today I broke up with my girlfriend because she refused m turn off the radio when
Justin Bieber came on. She wailed incessantly for twenty minutes, and when she got
out of the car she slammed the deer hard and yelled, "You' ll never meet a girl like
me again!" while giving me the finger. I looked at her calmly and said, ''If I wanted
me ene like you why the huh would I have broken up with you in the first place?"