Hitler's Wallet. /funny_gifs/1590273/Snowboard+Trick/<br /> Oldfag found the book it came from, yay! . This theft will not arm ' t dail. 1. Take Hitler's Wallet. 2. Give it to Hitler, and say you found it. 3. Hitler thanks you and invites you to drink with him. 4. Both get drunk and he offers you
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#81 - ElijahWade (01/30/2011) [-]
Try to steal Hitler's wallet.


Get caught
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#115 to #81 - LimpNoodle (01/30/2011) [-]
Try to steal Hitler's wallet.


He gives it to you, and says thank you.
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User avatar #119 to #117 - LimpNoodle (01/30/2011) [-]
ah damn man!
good job on that one ;)
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#421 - megaconfuzasaur (01/30/2011) [-]
Hitler's wallet?

Let me call a friend who's an expert on leather goods owned by Hitler.
User avatar #434 to #421 - mrbrownstone (01/30/2011) [-]
LOLOLOL THAT WAS PERFECT!
#52 - Kadamon (01/30/2011) [-]
He will be so fuhrer-ious!
He will be so fuhrer-ious!
User avatar #525 to #52 - choasmage (01/30/2011) [-]
This is my favoriting your comment.
#63 to #52 - tannerjroll (01/30/2011) [-]
MY PUNISHMENT WILL BE SO VERY REICH-CHOUS
MY PUNISHMENT WILL BE SO VERY REICH-CHOUS
#174 to #63 - JaysToKings (01/30/2011) [-]
(insert German pun here)
(insert German pun here)
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User avatar #558 to #87 - uncannyvalley (01/30/2011) [-]
C'mon guys, these jokes are insensitive, anne frankly I'm offended.
User avatar #19 - americanjam (01/30/2011) [-]
1. Take Hitler's Wallet.
2. Give it to Hitler, and say you found it.
3. Hitler thanks you and invites you to drink with him.
4. Both get drunk and he offers you a job as his assistant.
5. Work hard and become as powerful as Henrich Himmler

(Choose your own path)
#264 to #19 - anon (01/30/2011) [-]
Your picture sir, is amazing.
The sugar dealer/child molester from Leo and Satan :o
User avatar #20 to #19 - americanjam (01/30/2011) [-]
(Choose your own path continued)
6a. Hitler Kills himself
6b.Tell Hitler about invasion and form plan to stop invasion and stay in power.
6c. Double cross Hitler, and capture him and give him to America.
7.?????????????
8a. Profit (by becoming new leader of Nazi Party)
8b. Profit (by becoming Germany's powerful asset and best friends with Hitler.)
8c. Profit(by becoming American Hero, and great asset to the Allies)
#49 to #20 - EatsForALiving (01/30/2011) [-]
i like power :)
User avatar #342 to #20 - CyanideisHappiness (01/30/2011) [-]
If you were double crossing him you would give him to Britain, not America.
User avatar #537 to #342 - americanjam (01/30/2011) [-]
Well actually we are both wrong. The Red Army was in Berlin searching for Hitler and the Red Army was the ones who found the bodies of both Hitler and Eva Braun.
User avatar #25 to #19 - RekkrZero (01/30/2011) [-]
3. Hitler accuses you of stealing his wallet and puts you in the Auschwitz Concentration Camp.
User avatar #531 to #25 - IncarceratedNinja (01/30/2011) [-]
hey that reminds me i reading Ellie Wiesel's, "Night", im my english class and he and his family go to Auschwitz.
User avatar #544 to #531 - americanjam (01/30/2011) [-]
I loved that book. Even though I was also forced to read it in my English class, it was a book I'm glad we were forced to read.

When my teacher told me, since I liked it so much I could get the trilogy "Dawn" and "Day". But I never red it because we weren't forced to read it.
#546 - mtrollzw (01/30/2011) [-]
id steal it, then say, sir you dropped this, then become his best and closest friend. and as sooon as he starts killing jews and **** , i murder him, julius ceasar style betches......
#554 to #546 - anon (01/30/2011) [-]
Brute style*
#599 to #554 - tstone (03/06/2011) [-]
et tu burte
#557 to #554 - mtrollzw (01/30/2011) [-]
thanks bro just noticed that., yea brutus style bitches*
#478 - Thewinningfail (01/30/2011) [-]
reverse pick pocket a grenade
#491 to #478 - datdood (01/30/2011) [-]
you stole that from tobuscus :P

we attack......
#323 - umirinbrah (01/30/2011) [-]
do it!
#495 - dakinged (01/30/2011) [-]
**dakinged rolls 600** chek doppel'
#448 - crazyguitarpunk (01/30/2011) [-]
I'll just leave this here
I'll just leave this here
#470 to #448 - anon (01/30/2011) [-]
i really wish i didnt have the weirdest boner right now
#428 - petardrn (01/30/2011) [-]
I don't know about any ethics, but I sure could use 40 Reichsmarks back then and the wallet would now be considered epic rare Nazi memorabilia which could probably sell nicely on eBay or something of the sort
User avatar #379 - skulblaka (01/30/2011) [-]
I would not be ethically obligated to do so.... but **** , do it anyway.

And who says it wouldnt change history? Scenario: Hitler is taking his wife/girlfriend/whatever out to dinner and a show. He gets ready, combs his Hitler-stache, goes to dinner. Cant pay the bill, has a fit of apoplectic rage, shoots the waiter. Thinks, **** , now my own army is obligated to hunt me down. Goes into hiding, girl goes with him. She wont put out because being in a cave is so unromantic... cue more rage, more gunshots, dead girlfriend. Hitler - "Dear god what have I done", kills himself early, neither WWII nor the Holocaust ever happen.

Time trollin'.
#238 - unideer (01/30/2011) [-]
forty reichsmarks? worth it
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User avatar #249 to #238 - coophomie (01/30/2011) [-]
hahahahhaha! oh you deserve much more than three thumbs good sir
#193 - LOLZz (01/30/2011) [-]
I'll pay guys.
I'll pay guys.
#268 to #193 - Yggy (01/30/2011) [-]
Wait...NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN!
#135 - leary (01/30/2011) [-]
of course hitler needed the money
#157 to #138 - shwamboy (01/30/2011) [-]
im sorry i could nazi you through all the smoke
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User avatar #228 to #168 - zhooker (01/30/2011) [-]
Yeah it was wiitarded
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User avatar #237 to #230 - zhooker (01/30/2011) [-]
Ok, what the heil was up with that joke?
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#541 - hoovard (01/30/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#455 - alexpfj (01/30/2011) [-]
Yeah sure why not
#439 - Jimmydingdong (01/30/2011) [-]
Hey, I had Nein dollars in there.
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#443 to #439 - jscottcc (01/30/2011) [-]
you so punny
#460 to #439 - anon (01/30/2011) [-]
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