Fingers. I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have
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I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have her smell the other hand, but i lost it in Nam. end of story. credit goes to *************** , and let it be known that i have never taken credit for the story.

So one night, while i was C,
********* my girlfriend...
I got a text from
my mom saying i
had to get heme.
IDES PM
Well, my girlfriend' s dad is a smoker, so the
house smelled like smoke. My mom
smelled it on me, and thought I was
smoking
Let me smell your
fingers. then
She wanted to smell my fingers, to see if they
smelled like eke. Clearly they still smelled
like frag, so i couldnt let her smell them.
My Hand
There was only one thing to dd...
Yeah, I was smoking,
...
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Submitted: 01/28/2011
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#307 - tastyhams (01/29/2011) [-]
Not that hand, with your other one.
Not that hand, with your other one.
User avatar #299 - WillWalrus (01/29/2011) [-]
Vagfingers.
+3
#298 - hardcorekid **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
0
#297 - Buttons **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#295 - ChristopherHansen (01/29/2011) [-]
let her smell your other fingers?
#294 - needsmorebluebell **User deleted account** (01/29/2011) [-]
Shoulda went with plan B.
Shoulda went with plan B.
User avatar #293 - myrtille ONLINE (01/29/2011) [-]
Your fingers are pointy?

Ow.
User avatar #292 - spacepimp (01/29/2011) [-]
its all good... for me im 16 and my mom knows that i smoke cigs...and weed
User avatar #305 to #294 - bakktraced (01/29/2011) [-]
Fagg
User avatar #306 to #307 - spacepimp (01/29/2011) [-]
kay wattev. ya **** dick
User avatar #289 - gregmax (01/29/2011) [-]
Parallel universe where soap hasn't been invented?
#301 to #291 - fatamerican (01/29/2011) [-]
parallel universe where you're too stupid to read the description?
parallel universe where you're too stupid to read the description?
User avatar #302 to #303 - gregmax (01/29/2011) [-]
Actually i always read descriptions, i was just wondering why he didn't just wash his hand before leaving his gf's house.
User avatar #303 to #304 - fatamerican (01/29/2011) [-]
yeah, there's a lot of holes in this story. i just wanted an excuse to use the antoine dodson gif
User avatar #304 to #305 - gregmax (01/29/2011) [-]
O....kay?
User avatar #286 - phoenixpirate (01/29/2011) [-]
That would have been awwwwwkward...lol.
#281 - RIVAL (01/29/2011) [-]
Should of let your dad smell it
#278 - rahffles (01/29/2011) [-]
thumb up for you, sir.
thumb up for you, sir.
#277 - crackaddict (01/29/2011) [-]
let her smell and then watch your mom's face turn to that
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#274 - bakktraced (01/29/2011) [-]
let her smell, ask if she reconizes her
User avatar #273 - grundo (01/29/2011) [-]
Just tell her you were eating fish sticks. Problem solved.
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