Fingers. I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have  vagina fingering Smoking Smell win fail FUNNYJUNK
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Fingers

Fingers. I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have

I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have her smell the other hand, but i lost it in Nam. end of story. credit goes to *************** , and let it be known that i have never taken credit for the story.

So one night, while i was C,
fingering my girlfriend...
I got a text from
my mom saying i
had to get heme.
IDES PM
Well, my girlfriend' s dad is a smoker, so the
house smelled like smoke. My mom
smelled it on me, and thought I was
smoking
Let me smell your
fingers. then
She wanted to smell my fingers, to see if they
smelled like eke. Clearly they still smelled
like frag, so i couldnt let her smell them.
My Hand
There was only one thing to dd...
Yeah, I was smoking,
...
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#35 - protonosd (01/29/2011) [-]
u didnt clean ur hands after u fingered her ?
u didnt clean ur hands after u fingered her ?
#33 - Afrog (01/29/2011) [-]
what should have happened if he let her smell his hand
User avatar #12 - swimmingprodigy (01/29/2011) [-]
dont u have 2 hands?
User avatar #1 - Loppytaffy (01/28/2011) [-]
How about the other hand? And surely your fingers would only smell like the silicone used in Fleshlights?
User avatar #2 to #1 - fatamerican (01/28/2011) [-]
***************** . this didn't really happen to me anyway.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Loppytaffy (01/28/2011) [-]
Meh. You know it made you laugh just a little.
User avatar #4 to #3 - fatamerican (01/28/2011) [-]
it did lol
User avatar #6 to #4 - doomwagon (01/28/2011) [-]
yeah we know you dont have a girlfriend
User avatar #7 to #6 - fatamerican (01/28/2011) [-]
i refer you to the ***************** .
User avatar #9 - joshthebassplayer (01/28/2011) [-]
your hand looks like a pot leaf
User avatar #10 to #9 - fatamerican (01/28/2011) [-]
a pot leaf that took me 20 minutes to draw haha
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#28 - demented (01/29/2011) [-]




Let her smell your other hand...
User avatar #101 to #28 - fatamerican (01/29/2011) [-]
i would........ but i lost it in Nam.........
#217 - Dallasg (01/29/2011) [-]
Knew it.
#235 to #219 - mrbrian **User deleted account** (01/29/2011) [-]
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User avatar #73 to #44 - oblivionguy (01/29/2011) [-]
She's so loose I FISTED her with both hands
User avatar #47 to #44 - AbsentMinded (01/29/2011) [-]
.... YES.
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#75 to #51 - AbsentMinded (01/29/2011) [-]
looks kinda like this.
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#213 - zohmahgewdness (01/29/2011) [-]
in stead of saying he was smoking
in stead of saying he was smoking
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#255 to #254 - zohmahgewdness (01/29/2011) [-]
shutin the **** up is gona work
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#262 to #262 - zohmahgewdness (01/29/2011) [-]
im am full thanks
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User avatar #182 - kaptinkracker (01/29/2011) [-]
"Mom, why don't you smell my breath instead"
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#281 - RIVAL (01/29/2011) [-]
Should of let your dad smell it
User avatar #220 - MoneyShot (01/29/2011) [-]
why didnt you give her your other hand?
#153 - limey (01/29/2011) [-]
'should have washed your hands before leaving your girlfriend's place.'
#42 - epicspeeds (01/29/2011) [-]
If only it was your father, you would have gotten a highfive
User avatar #55 to #42 - FuckYouFatBen (01/29/2011) [-]
With the other hand
#98 - cgilbert (01/29/2011) [-]
"My girlfriends dad smokes, they had me over for dinner, fishsticks are delicious."
User avatar #46 - PinheadPatrick (01/29/2011) [-]
Why not just tell you were holding a fish?
User avatar #71 to #46 - combuf (01/29/2011) [-]
If it smells like chicken, keep on lickin

If it smells like trout, get the hell out!
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#110 - BlazingCheeser (01/29/2011) [-]
Son: Yeah, I was smoking  
Mom: Then why does your hand smell like vagina?  
Son: ...Va-joint-as
Son: Yeah, I was smoking
Mom: Then why does your hand smell like vagina?
Son: ...Va-joint-as
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