Fingers. I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have
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Fingers

I saw this story in the comments section once, and thought it deserved to be made a comic. My first comic. EDIT: this didnt happen to me. i would have her smell the other hand, but i lost it in Nam. end of story. credit goes to *************** , and let it be known that i have never taken credit for the story.

So one night, while i was C,
fingering my girlfriend...
I got a text from
my mom saying i
had to get heme.
IDES PM
Well, my girlfriend' s dad is a smoker, so the
house smelled like smoke. My mom
smelled it on me, and thought I was
smoking
Let me smell your
fingers. then
She wanted to smell my fingers, to see if they
smelled like eke. Clearly they still smelled
like frag, so i couldnt let her smell them.
My Hand
There was only one thing to dd...
Yeah, I was smoking,
...
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Submitted: 01/28/2011
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User avatar #9 - joshthebassplayer (01/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
your hand looks like a pot leaf
User avatar #182 - kaptinkracker (01/29/2011) [-]
"Mom, why don't you smell my breath instead"
#33 - Afrog (01/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
what should have happened if he let her smell his hand
#35 - protonosd (01/29/2011) [-]
u didnt clean ur hands after u fingered her ?
u didnt clean ur hands after u fingered her ?
User avatar #12 - swimmingprodigy (01/29/2011) [-]
dont u have 2 hands?
User avatar #1 - Loppytaffy (01/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
How about the other hand? And surely your fingers would only smell like the silicone used in Fleshlights?
#153 - limey (01/29/2011) [-]
'should have washed your hands before leaving your girlfriend's place.'
User avatar #169 - thingsix (01/29/2011) [+] (13 replies)
HAHAHA this is too ****** funny cuz you virgins aint never gettin a girl ahaha
#172 to #170 - chunkeyninja (01/29/2011) [-]
he types from behind his computer to make himself feel better as tears stream down his 'forever alone' face hmm?
#98 - cgilbert (01/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
"My girlfriends dad smokes, they had me over for dinner, fishsticks are delicious."
#159 - ariroobn (01/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
He should have washed his hands prior to leaving his girlfriend's house!
#173 to #171 - ariroobn (01/29/2011) [-]
Mmm...I know, I didn't see it until after I posted this.
I SHOULD HAVE READ THE COMMENTS BEFORE POSTING!
#28 - demented ONLINE (01/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)




Let her smell your other hand...
#251 - OrangeZebra (01/29/2011) [-]
the hand looks like a marijuana leaf
#229 - fleacult (01/29/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Why do you fingers smell like that!

.... i was working..... at the warf.... its totaly not vag... ok its vag
#80 - AbsentMinded (01/29/2011) [-]
he doesn't have any fingers.
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#44 - mrsdontgiveafuck **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (4 replies)
#217 - Dallasg (01/29/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Knew it.
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#13 - TheLizardKing Comment deleted by fatamerican [-]
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User avatar #16 - briteshadow ONLINE (01/29/2011) [+] (8 replies)
u could hav gave her the non-vag smelling hand u no
#213 - zohmahgewdness (01/29/2011) [+] (19 replies)
in stead of saying he was smoking
in stead of saying he was smoking
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