You Got Served. found this while using stumbleupon, very funnny, she got pwned haha. in black an we in the Bible. 16 minutes ago " Delete ll! llooll, tll, tait, funny served fbook
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You Got Served. found this while using stumbleupon, very funnny, she got pwned haha. in black an we in the Bible. 16 minutes ago " Delete ll! llooll, tll, tait,

found this while using stumbleupon, very funnny, she got pwned haha

in black an we in the Bible.
16 minutes ago " Delete
ll! llooll, tll, tait, is not treating your body like a temple.
And a es s ould have their head covered. And in
Deuteronomy, a marriage is only valid if the woman is a
virgin, and she should be executed if she is not... and
that anyone who commits adultery should be stoned to
death. In Mark, divorce is prohibited. I assume for
homosexuality, you' re referring to Leviticus 186: "You
shall not lie with a male as one lies with a female. it is an
abomination." A similar ‘arse occurs two chapters later,
in Leviticus : as man who sleeps with another man
is an abomination and should be executed." Leviticus is
a holiness code written 3, 000 years ago. It also includes
prohibitions against round haircuts. tattoos. working on
the Sabbath, wearing garments of mixed fabrics, eating
pork or shellfish, getting your fortune told, and Hen
playing with the skin of a pig, {There goes football's. I
believe in morality, which is doing right regardless of
what I am told..,, not in religion, which is doing what I
am told regardless of what is right. You' re welcome to
your own interpretation of the Bible and of politics, of
course, but for me, I need more than The Bible says so"
to justify certain things in this world and certainly to
judge them.
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User avatar #135 - westendood (01/28/2011) [-]
gay people are like spiders, i have no problem with them, but if i find one in my bathtub i may scream....
#148 to #135 - Hamish (01/28/2011) [-]



JOIN US
#403 to #148 - unholycapsicum (01/28/2011) [-]
Well played.  
  
Although why you had that already is pretty questionable.
Well played.

Although why you had that already is pretty questionable.
#386 - Creant (01/28/2011) [-]
Patti's reaction.
#562 - yournewdad ONLINE (01/28/2011) [-]
House got it right
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#581 to #562 - johnfreeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#2 - tarkin (01/27/2011) [-]
I would like to see the comments that followed that post
#35 to #2 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #47 to #35 - superduperpedobear (01/28/2011) [-]
i like what you did there haha
#128 - XJimboSliceX (01/28/2011) [-]
Time to scroll on down and check out the biblical-political ********* .
#145 to #128 - drgingerdoctor (01/28/2011) [-]
********* . TO THE URBANDICTIONARY
#556 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
If i could go back to 2000years ago i would be a genius.

E.g. Lightning storms - Dudes this isnt God and the devil fighting, it is when hot and cold weather fronts meet.

That volcano erupted - Dudes this isnt God punishing you for accidentally ******* a pig. Its a build up in the earths crust that causes the magma to rise up.

That guy totally turned water into wine - Dudes check out this video of david blaine turning coffee into money. I havnt his address so i guess your stuck with those ****** sandles for a little wile longer.

At this stage i would probably be hung out to dry by alot of pissed of jewish rabbi's.
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#560 to #558 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
i was covering by back incase he thought i was accusing him outright of ******* the pig.
#97 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
I respect people's religions but saying a certain way of life is "dirty" is just so prehistoric. Being gay is just like being straight, it's just what ever you're attracted to. Whomever wrote this deserves this...
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#455 - yournewdad ONLINE (01/28/2011) [-]
#220 - Brodyjguy (01/28/2011) [-]
The bible also says you can 			****		 your brother's wife as long as you don't cum inside her.
The bible also says you can **** your brother's wife as long as you don't cum inside her.
#212 - Excaliber (01/28/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#584 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
"...AND THEN GOD SAID 'LET THEIR BE LIGHT'
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#508 - somebritishkid (01/28/2011) [-]
This. Is. Awesome.   
  
The bible also says the punishment for rape is for the rapist to marry its victim.  
  
(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)  
   
    &quot;If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father.  Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her.&quot;
This. Is. Awesome.

The bible also says the punishment for rape is for the rapist to marry its victim.

(Deuteronomy 22:28-29 NLT)

"If a man is caught in the act of raping a young woman who is not engaged, he must pay fifty pieces of silver to her father. Then he must marry the young woman because he violated her, and he will never be allowed to divorce her."
User avatar #336 - Fear The Pie Man (01/28/2011) [-]
I have always wondered how the religious reconcile homosexuality.
The bible says it is an abomination, and yet it also says that God is infallible and does not make mistakes. God made each of us the way we are, but yet he makes no mistakes? I fully believe gays are born, not made, as I can think of 2 guys I knew in grade school that turned out gay. One was obvious, the other not so much, but not a total surprise either.

I'm straight, but this has always confused me. Then again, gayness confuses me too. I mean, when women look like they do, who would want to be with a guy. Even a fat, ugly chick would be better! I don't know why chicks like to suck dick, but I'm sure glad they do!
#355 to #336 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
God doesnt make mistakes when he created man he gave them free will to do whatever they please same with angels too (which is why there is a devil.) If people are born gay then its the same reason people are born with defects and diseases, just genetics.

Also for those people saying Gays should be allowed to marry wrong. There are many ways to get the same benefits as being married. Marriage is a religous ceremony between a man and a women. Although i am against acts of homosexuality i do understand that they have certain right being in the USA. The point is that they just shouldnt be alowed to participate in a religion that despises those acts. (BTW the bible doesnt condemn homosexuals it condemns the acts of homosexuality.)
User avatar #623 to #355 - Fear The Pie Man (02/01/2011) [-]
Nope....you made it worse. More confused now.

Oh well. **** it. More important **** to worry about. Let them have the same legal rights as far as insurance, wills, hospitals, power of attorney, etc., problem solved. I don care what color, race,nationality, gay/straight you are.

You are either cool or an assole. Nothing else matters.

Don't be an asshole!
#84 - Hamish (01/28/2011) [-]
Meanwhile, in the 9th circle of Hell...


Meanwhile, in the 9th circle of Hell...
#150 to #84 - thelugia (01/28/2011) [-]
meanwhile in the 27th circle of hell
User avatar #153 to #150 - Hamish (01/28/2011) [-]
DUDE YOU WENT TOO FAR


oh god i wont sleep for a month now..

horrifying
#157 to #153 - thelugia (01/28/2011) [-]
your right im sorry. how about a picture from the 26 level of hell to make things better?
your right im sorry. how about a picture from the 26 level of hell to make things better?
#4 - anon (01/27/2011) [-]
#369 - Elderly Man (01/28/2011) [-]
What a burn
#346 - delfigmark (01/28/2011) [-]
so much 			*******		 win :D
so much ******* win :D
User avatar #596 - asthmaticscotsman (01/28/2011) [-]
Just so you all know, christians don't consider Christianity to be a religion, we believe it's a relationship, and we base that relationship off of what Jesus teaches us in the New Testament.

When looking at the old testament, you have to remember that it's very chronological and the material in the old testament is more of a history; the laws found therein were laid down for the people at that time. the same is sometimes true for stuff found in the New Testament.

That's one of the main reasons that there even IS a new testament; those laws no longer apply, the coming of Jesus was a transition, an event to establish a new relationship with God.
User avatar #610 to #596 - skiddlez (01/28/2011) [-]
Let me guess, you're Catholic? Don't include every Christian in this statement, cause I'm a Christian(Protestant) and I follow my moral code. The Bible is just an outdated guidebook to me. Also, obsession over anything, even religion, is too much.
User avatar #597 to #596 - firelightguitarist (01/28/2011) [-]
thank you, sir, for saying what i couldn't find the words to say. i'm glad i'm not alone on FJ.
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