Men Vs. Women. Thumbers before moving on. The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate, and you'" find in pretty much every situati
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Men Vs. Women

Thumbers before moving on

The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate,
and you'" find in pretty much every situation wemen are better off.
It' s considered a valid reason for a weman dump a man if she' s not satisfied
with the size ofa man' s penis, if the man is not satisfied with a weman' s breasts
he' s just shallow.
If a weman owns a dildo, veiny, latex, motorized or whatever, she' s just sexually
free and open, If a man awns a fleshlight or pocket pussy he' s a loser and a perver
If a weman is a virgin she is pure, and sexy, and has self control. If a man is a
virgin he' s a loser, and socially retarded.
If a guy comes quickly he has a sexual dysfunction, he' s horrible in bed,
he' s selfish and lazy, it' s the man' s job to make sure the woman eams first, always.
If a man wears wemen' s clothing he' s a pervert, a deviant, a crossdresser.
If a weman wears men' s clothes, she' s sexy, modern or casual,
Ifyou to go a club, a dating site, or a certain internet forum for socializing,
women always have the advantage. Men have to initiate conversation,
they have to fight off other guys and stand out among them. They have to keep
the conversation going, the weman just sits there receives compliments until
the guy gets boring or a more attractive one comes along,
You see, the difference is, when a guy manages to sleep with a girl, because of
all these factors, he' s accomplished something, To land that many girls means
that many girls approve of him and have validated him. When a girl sleeps around,
itjust means her standards are low, that she let someone in.
To put it more simply, a key that Opens many leeks is valuable, a leek that can be
opened by many keys is worthless.
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#56 - Aubergine (01/28/2011) [+] (14 replies)
women don't care about dick size. the average vagina is only 3-4 inches so big dicks lead to painful sex
women who own sex toys are often shamed and ridiculed for having them as well because it makes then seem desperate
girls who are virgins are made fun of too
70% of women can't orgasm from intercourse at all, so it'd be nice if a guy would do something to make sex enjoyable
if a girl wears guys' clothes she gets called a dyke
when girls go out they have to deal with men hitting on them all night when half the time they're not even interested in having any romantic encounters at all
when a girl sleeps around she gets called a slut and when a guy sleeps around he's known as a pig
so pretty much it sucks equally for both genders. get over it
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#73 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #76 to #73 - drgingerdoctor (01/28/2011) [-]
sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. and when its bad its still pretty good
User avatar #11 - CaptainOviousAtk (01/27/2011) [+] (3 replies)
TL;BISRI
#15 to #11 - blackwizard (01/27/2011) [-]
Let me guess, "Too long; But I Still Read It"?
#20 - ClockTank (01/27/2011) [-]
lol jk, still read it.
lol jk, still read it.
#41 - anonymous (01/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
this is probably why im gay
#109 - Spartahog (01/28/2011) [-]
**** that Imma play WoW
#69 - chuckrambonator (01/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#17 - thebaker (01/27/2011) [+] (4 replies)
I'm depressed for being a man.
#31 to #28 - fatmanbearpigcow (01/28/2011) [-]
Plus no period!
Plus no period!
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#167 - umbrellafodrizzle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (30 replies)
#100 - jisuto (01/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#63 - flamyras (01/28/2011) [-]
You are a hero for finally giving a full, valid, and logical explanation for the men v women sexual behavior imbalance. You deserve every single thumbs up you get.
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#339 - funnyjunksucksx Comment deleted by TheBear [+] (8 replies)
#355 to #351 - Katzie (01/28/2011) [-]
I read suck you, suck you, suck you...
User avatar #37 - AYOOOO (01/28/2011) [+] (2 replies)
A woman who wears men's clothes isn't sexy, she's a lesbo. And not even the good hot kind, just like dyke kind
#292 - silentkiler (01/28/2011) [-]
main difference
main difference
User avatar #122 - suckmyclit (01/28/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I used to hate it when guys would be sexist and **** , But the more and more I think about it... Most girls deserve it.. -.- Yes I know not all but notice most of the female population are uneducated whores. Thats why I made something of myself.
#328 - rkaler (01/28/2011) [-]
haha women outside of the kitchen ... good joke
User avatar #134 - Churd (01/28/2011) [+] (3 replies)
if you really want to bang a hot chick, you just gotta treat her like a bag of **** , the worse you treat her the more she will be all over youre dick. call me whatever you want, but its true.
User avatar #86 - AeroChic (01/28/2011) [+] (5 replies)
Half of these aren't true, but if you guys want sex so much, just find a slut and your in.(literally)
#89 to #86 - spartans ONLINE (01/28/2011) [-]
why are you not in the kitchen cooking
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