Men Vs. Women. Thumbers before moving on. The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate, and you'" find in pretty much every situati
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Men Vs. Women. Thumbers before moving on. The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate, and you'" find in pretty much every situati

Thumbers before moving on

The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate,
and you'" find in pretty much every situation wemen are better off.
It' s considered a valid reason for a weman dump a man if she' s not satisfied
with the size ofa man' s penis, if the man is not satisfied with a weman' s breasts
he' s just shallow.
If a weman owns a dildo, veiny, latex, motorized or whatever, she' s just sexually
free and open, If a man awns a fleshlight or pocket pussy he' s a loser and a perver
If a weman is a virgin she is pure, and sexy, and has self control. If a man is a
virgin he' s a loser, and socially retarded.
If a guy comes quickly he has a sexual dysfunction, he' s horrible in bed,
he' s selfish and lazy, it' s the man' s job to make sure the woman eams first, always.
If a man wears wemen' s clothing he' s a pervert, a deviant, a crossdresser.
If a weman wears men' s clothes, she' s sexy, modern or casual,
Ifyou to go a club, a dating site, or a certain internet forum for socializing,
women always have the advantage. Men have to initiate conversation,
they have to fight off other guys and stand out among them. They have to keep
the conversation going, the weman just sits there receives compliments until
the guy gets boring or a more attractive one comes along,
You see, the difference is, when a guy manages to sleep with a girl, because of
all these factors, he' s accomplished something, To land that many girls means
that many girls approve of him and have validated him. When a girl sleeps around,
itjust means her standards are low, that she let someone in.
To put it more simply, a key that Opens many leeks is valuable, a leek that can be
opened by many keys is worthless.
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#73 - imsoskyhigh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#77 to #73 - pineapplepeople (01/28/2011) [-]
not if its blue waffle
User avatar #76 to #73 - drgingerdoctor (01/28/2011) [-]
sex is like pizza. When it's good, it's good. and when its bad its still pretty good
#20 - ClockTank (01/27/2011) [-]
lol jk, still read it.
lol jk, still read it.
#109 - Spartahog (01/28/2011) [-]
**** that Imma play WoW
#102 to #69 - rjake (01/28/2011) [-]
I actually did.
#63 - flamyras (01/28/2011) [-]
You are a hero for finally giving a full, valid, and logical explanation for the men v women sexual behavior imbalance. You deserve every single thumbs up you get.
#41 - anon (01/28/2011) [-]
this is probably why im gay
User avatar #81 to #41 - PartyGorilla (01/28/2011) [-]
Amen...
#292 - silentkiler (01/28/2011) [-]
main difference
main difference
User avatar #122 - suckmyclit (01/28/2011) [-]
I used to hate it when guys would be sexist and **** , But the more and more I think about it... Most girls deserve it.. -.- Yes I know not all but notice most of the female population are uneducated whores. Thats why I made something of myself.
#135 to #122 - Monopolus (01/28/2011) [-]
One understands..!
User avatar #134 - Churd (01/28/2011) [-]
if you really want to bang a hot chick, you just gotta treat her like a bag of **** , the worse you treat her the more she will be all over youre dick. call me whatever you want, but its true.
User avatar #182 to #134 - pedobearandson (01/28/2011) [-]
true enough. girls are stupid as **** like that
User avatar #140 to #134 - elcreepo (01/28/2011) [-]
And then when she pulls a gun out after 5 years of your **** you'll be stoked to learn the bitch hates you. Solid plan there man.
#142 to #134 - MrTwinkles (01/28/2011) [-]
Completely true, and proof of it is all around us.
#56 - Aubergine (01/28/2011) [-]
women don't care about dick size. the average vagina is only 3-4 inches so big dicks lead to painful sex
women who own sex toys are often shamed and ridiculed for having them as well because it makes then seem desperate
girls who are virgins are made fun of too
70% of women can't orgasm from intercourse at all, so it'd be nice if a guy would do something to make sex enjoyable
if a girl wears guys' clothes she gets called a dyke
when girls go out they have to deal with men hitting on them all night when half the time they're not even interested in having any romantic encounters at all
when a girl sleeps around she gets called a slut and when a guy sleeps around he's known as a pig
so pretty much it sucks equally for both genders. get over it
#377 to #56 - heyimmalk ONLINE (01/28/2011) [-]
So you got it all figured out, huh?

Ya couldn't leave well enough alone.
#61 to #56 - bbdabrick (01/28/2011) [-]
lol, pwnd with knowledge, i'm gonna have to call bull on the "70%of women can't orgasm from sex" stat though. i'm sure there's some ho can't, but its definately not that high, or i'm just a ******* god in the sack. but i really, really doubt that.
#65 to #61 - Aubergine (01/28/2011) [-]
google it, it's cited by tons of websites. currently trying to find the original study.
#70 to #65 - bbdabrick (01/28/2011) [-]
because google has all the legit stats. was it just one study?
#71 to #70 - Aubergine (01/28/2011) [-]
google " Orgasms: You Can't Fake it Till You Make It" and click the psychology today article, it should be the first thing that comes up.
cites multiple studies showing that women enjoy sex far less than men seem to think they do.
#74 to #71 - bbdabrick (01/28/2011) [-]
ohhhhhkkkaaaaayyy, i just read up on it, i just misunderstud what you meant by intercourse, i was using a more inclusive definition, but yeah that makes sense now. lol, sex ed on funnyjunk.
User avatar #67 to #56 - flamyras (01/28/2011) [-]
I don't know of any women that have been ridiculed for having toys, being a virgin, or wearing male-oriented clothing. Most girls in my area, when talking about any of these things (excluding clothing because it would be an odd conversation to begin with), are usually comfortable with any individual's status.
Personally I respect virgins more than someone who has slept with numerous individuals, for self control, although I also have pity if I know it's not by choice.
But that's off topic. What were we talking about again?
#58 to #56 - alicat (01/28/2011) [-]
Thank you so much.
#354 to #56 - Creant (01/28/2011) [-]
I reject your reality and substitute it with my own...
User avatar #72 to #56 - vette (01/28/2011) [-]
Most of a woman's pleasure comes from the first few inches of the vagina.
User avatar #358 - SpectralSpon (01/28/2011) [-]
IF a guy hates girls, he's sexist and scorned by society

IF a girl hates guys, she's a powerful feminist who should win awards
User avatar #207 - SubjectThree (01/28/2011) [-]
If life has taught me anything about women, it's this:
1. Women are MUCH more violent than men, and far more violent to other women than men are to other men.
2. Women are hornier than men, and masturbate and look at porn just as often.
3. Women like the same things as men, but they are shy about admitting it.
4. About 60% of women will agree with this, but only 10% will admit it.
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User avatar #249 to #207 - kelsdelo (01/28/2011) [-]
1. i agree
2. i agree
3. i agree
4. i agree and admit... because saying i agree just isn't enough
#131 - Crusader (01/28/2011) [-]
Women say men are sexist because we expect things of them, that they mother children, they are stay-at-home wives/mothers, etc.
They call us sexist, but they expect that we pay for everything, that we never vice our opinion, etc.
I find this time that we are currently in very, very confusing.
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User avatar #37 - AYOOOO (01/28/2011) [-]
A woman who wears men's clothes isn't sexy, she's a lesbo. And not even the good hot kind, just like dyke kind
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#239 - funnydream (01/28/2011) [-]
many of these for you
#148 - icurdarkness (01/28/2011) [-]
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