Men Vs. Women. Thumbers before moving on. The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate, and you'" find in pretty much every situati
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Men Vs. Women

Thumbers before moving on

The statement that men are looked up to for sleeping around is inaccurate,
and you'" find in pretty much every situation wemen are better off.
It' s considered a valid reason for a weman dump a man if she' s not satisfied
with the size ofa man' s penis, if the man is not satisfied with a weman' s breasts
he' s just shallow.
If a weman owns a dildo, veiny, latex, motorized or whatever, she' s just sexually
free and open, If a man awns a fleshlight or pocket ***** he' s a loser and a perver
If a weman is a virgin she is pure, and sexy, and has self control. If a man is a
virgin he' s a loser, and socially retarded.
If a guy comes quickly he has a sexual dysfunction, he' s horrible in bed,
he' s selfish and lazy, it' s the man' s job to make sure the woman eams first, always.
If a man wears wemen' s clothing he' s a pervert, a deviant, a crossdresser.
If a weman wears men' s clothes, she' s sexy, modern or casual,
Ifyou to go a club, a dating site, or a certain internet forum for socializing,
women always have the advantage. Men have to initiate conversation,
they have to fight off other guys and stand out among them. They have to keep
the conversation going, the weman just sits there receives compliments until
the guy gets boring or a more attractive one comes along,
You see, the difference is, when a guy manages to sleep with a girl, because of
all these factors, he' s accomplished something, To land that many girls means
that many girls approve of him and have validated him. When a girl sleeps around,
itjust means her standards are low, that she let someone in.
To put it more simply, a key that Opens many leeks is valuable, a leek that can be
opened by many keys is worthless.
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User avatar #378 - thundercunt (01/28/2011) [-]
Thats all fine and well but, id rather be able pee standing and wear the same clothes and be able to call myself a god in bed.
#379 to #378 - flounder (01/28/2011) [-]
pay attention to the class your sitting in!
User avatar #380 to #379 - thundercunt (01/28/2011) [-]
why dont you pay attention when your sucking a dick
#381 to #380 - flounder (01/28/2011) [-]
why dont you have a dick???
User avatar #372 - FroggieMalapropos (01/28/2011) [-]
This should be on the highest-thumbs-of-all-time page.

I'm female and I wouldn't have any issue with any male for any of the above.
#376 to #372 - anonymous (01/28/2011) [-]
you ******* lying manipulative slut go suck a cock and die whore
User avatar #375 to #372 - MrJacksEnigma (01/28/2011) [-]
I wanna meet you.
#371 - roflwafflegod **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #368 - juciefruit (01/28/2011) [-]
it also like a game of capture the flag in paint-ball. men r the guns, women are the flags. a gun(man) that runs and captures the flag is a player and skilled. a flag(women) that goes into the enemy base and lets itself get capture'd is a slut.
guys gota work 4 it
women don't
User avatar #366 - Maggotkittie (01/28/2011) [-]
well i think the dumping of the dick size isnt a valid reason.. unless they are a complete slut

but yeah, good work!
#365 - potatochipxl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#364 - anonymous (01/28/2011) [-]
UNLESS they're all prostitutes.
#363 - aweaver (01/28/2011) [-]
rape when a man does it they say he should get the death penalty  
rape when a woman does guys are like 						****					 YEAH
rape when a man does it they say he should get the death penalty

rape when a woman does guys are like **** YEAH
User avatar #373 to #363 - imagnetsux ONLINE (01/28/2011) [-]
bite him!
#362 - puddikill **User deleted account** Comment deleted by TheBear [-]
#360 - anonymous (01/28/2011) [-]
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User avatar #358 - SpectralSpon (01/28/2011) [-]
IF a guy hates girls, he's sexist and scorned by society

IF a girl hates guys, she's a powerful feminist who should win awards
User avatar #348 - thekallinic (01/28/2011) [-]
I kinda already knew all that. . . having a dick and all
#347 - WarpedPurity **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#339 - funnyjunksucksx Comment deleted by TheBear [-]
User avatar #361 to #339 - ultranova (01/28/2011) [-]
lol wat
#355 to #351 - Katzie (01/28/2011) [-]
I read suck you, suck you, suck you...
#345 to #342 - lammermon (01/28/2011) [-]
I fed the trolls.

By making them drink my piss
#338 - tallchicken Comment deleted by TheBear [-]
#337 - killpuddi Comment deleted by TheBear [-]
#336 - anonymous (01/28/2011) [-]
the only ones i agreed with were the virgin= self control one, the crossdressing one, and men having to initiate conversation
the rest are ********
-yeah you want the woman to finish first, because after the man does he usually goes soft, leaving the woman without ******
-when has it ever been a valid reason to dump a man based off of penis size??? wtf man? no, just no.
#374 to #336 - geezues (01/28/2011) [-]
User avatar #356 to #336 - Katzie (01/28/2011) [-]
Says the guy that got dumped for his penis size.
#382 to #356 - anonymous (01/28/2011) [-]
(op for this 'rage comment' lol)
i'm a girl :P
#330 - AceOfShovels **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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