ANIMALS! EVERYWHERE!. I don't even know right now.. Playing Minecraft, innocently digging a mine in my cabin. BAM! Sheep falls on my head and dies! Good thing I blood murder rapists Animals everywhere Minecraft cheezeburger
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ANIMALS! EVERYWHERE!. I don't even know right now.. Playing Minecraft, innocently digging a mine in my cabin. BAM! Sheep falls on my head and dies! Good thing I

I don't even know right now.

Playing Minecraft, innocently digging
a mine in my cabin. BAM! Sheep falls
on my head and dies! Good thing I
wasn' t wearing a helmet, it might have
been damaged. Climb up ladder to see
what the **** is going on?
minecreaft Beta .1.. 2_
A stupid pig blocks your path! Instantly
slaughter him with my longsword!
After feasting on his instantly sliced
flesh, I proceed to the top.
What do I find?
******* FARM ANIMALS EVERYWHERE!
Tearing up the place like they don' t even
care! How the hell did they get through
that door? Staring at me with those
freaky eyes and their stupid grins.
WHAT DO THEY KNOW?
I try to reason with them, offer them the
corpses of their fallen companions, do
they accept? Do they tell me how they
got in?
They just turn away, as if I wasn' t there. I' m
tempted to kill them, my cabin
with their flesh and blood. But I need them. If
farm animals can get in, what next?
Zombies? Skeletons? Creepers?!? They need
to show me their secrets. But they justjumi
around staring their stupid stares and
grinning their stupid grins. Hell I can' t even
tell what they' re looking at, their eyes are
pointed sideways for god sakes! Unable to
put up with it anymore I quit. What should I
do next? Should I slaughter them all and
hope it doesn' t happen again? Should I admit
defeat and run away? Should I ? What
should I do ?
WHAT SHOULD I DO?
WHAT DOES HE KNOW?
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#4 - ChiefJhanO (01/26/2011) [-]
right here is your problem... you got the ninja sheep. they be climbing in yo windows.
User avatar #12 to #4 - ghostlyknight (01/27/2011) [-]
thats not a ninja sheep, you wouldn't be able to see it if it were a ninja
User avatar #218 to #12 - ChiefJhanO (01/27/2011) [-]
maybe it is an apprentice ninja sheep?
#6 to #4 - crackedcook (01/26/2011) [-]
snatchin' yo people up
#575 - SoIVIeGuy (01/28/2011) [-]
Some sheep just want to watch the blocks burn
#582 to #575 - ROFLKNIEF (01/28/2011) [-]
ill just leave this here
#584 to #582 - SoIVIeGuy (01/28/2011) [-]
Thank you kind Gentlemen
#280 - GrnLantern (01/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #465 to #81 - daj (01/27/2011) [-]
what is that face called?
#31 - leonsdrago (01/27/2011) [-]
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User avatar #34 to #31 - talkingmouth (01/27/2011) [-]
LOL NOPE
#22 - jbot (01/27/2011) [-]
Your floor is grass
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#24 to #22 - apollopwnszeus **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#25 to #24 - jbot (01/27/2011) [-]
Your floor is now diamonds
#451 - ReturnDarkKnight (01/27/2011) [-]
They Climbin' in yo window, they snatchin' you diamonds up.
#44 - newtoast (01/27/2011) [-]
they climbin into minecraft!
they trashin yo cabin up!
tryina troll ya, so y'all need to
stab the sheep! stab the pigs!
stab the sheep! stab the pigs!
stab the sheep! stab the pigs!
and stab them cows, cause, they trollin errbody out here
User avatar #57 to #44 - Angry (01/27/2011) [-]
lol
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#86 to #44 - iamzebest **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#434 - englishtomato (01/27/2011) [-]
no comment needed. pic says all
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#452 to #434 - GordenFreeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#390 - pitpug (01/27/2011) [-]
at dawn.....
#391 to #390 - pitpug (01/27/2011) [-]
we ride...
User avatar #398 to #391 - mrtenorman (01/27/2011) [-]
*we derp
#397 to #391 - rotaryspin (01/27/2011) [-]
*******		 lol !!
******* lol !!
User avatar #396 to #391 - Mawxter (01/27/2011) [-]
i love you
#458 - Ronald mcdonald (01/27/2011) [-]
some men just want to watch the world burn
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#354 - BrickasHimself (01/27/2011) [-]
And then you realize, it's a black man in a sheep costume.
And then you realize, it's a black man in a sheep costume.
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#362 to #354 - americanzero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#364 to #362 - newtoast (01/27/2011) [-]
Hot Fuzz
User avatar #249 - MrEpicwill (01/27/2011) [-]
Animals spawn on grass.
Your base has a grass floor.
#191 - Immachargin ONLINE (01/27/2011) [-]
You shouldve gotten rid of the grass inside so they wouldnt spawn!
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#521 - amagicalhoers (01/28/2011) [-]
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#534 to #521 - afrosheep (01/28/2011) [-]
wait does that guy have a diamond shovel....what a dumb ass
User avatar #535 to #534 - amagicalhoers (01/28/2011) [-]
most of that is made of dirt and sand...
#544 to #535 - afrosheep (01/28/2011) [-]
yeah but a stone shovel would work just fine. Its just a waste of a diamond that's all I was trying to say
User avatar #549 to #544 - amagicalhoers (01/28/2011) [-]
but suppose you have 9002 diamonds, if you use 1, you will still have over 9000 diamonds
#553 to #549 - afrosheep (01/28/2011) [-]
yeah if you use the inventory editor then yeah that makes sense, but anyway i was just saying that he was using a diamond shovel and that is the definition of stupidity on minecraft because its pointless to make a shovel out of diamond if a stone shovel already maxes out the speed of which a shovel can dig up dirt or whatever
#425 - southamerica (01/27/2011) [-]
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#435 to #425 - Rascal (01/27/2011) [-]
what game is that?
#438 to #435 - Rascal (01/27/2011) [-]
i think it's amnesia.

i do the same **** . *open door* *dark/vision warbles/breathing heavy* NOPE.
#445 to #435 - joethi (01/27/2011) [-]
amnesia
#277 to #276 - nshpn (01/27/2011) [-]
lol
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