i remember when i was a teacher's aide in the fourth grade. i was at a loss for words back then, but now...<br />
EXPLANATION: the child is just asking what opposites are, and i provided him with basic opposites to help him. however, i said all of those opposites while thinking about sexual references. the internet has ****** up my thinking, hence the title.<br />
thanks for front page by the way! i kinda wasn't expecting it.