Old Ladies can still be bitches. just a story i heard at camp once. So I' m at the grocery store minding my own business, buying cereal and chips, shit like tha old lady store troll
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Old Ladies can still be bitches

 
Old Ladies can still be bitches. just a story i heard at camp once. So I' m at the grocery store minding my own business, buying cereal and chips, shit like tha

just a story i heard at camp once

So I' m at the grocery store minding my own business, buying cereal and chips,
shit like that. And i see an old woman starring at me from afar. Ishred this off and
keep shopping. A little while later, she approaches. She tells me, in that old, sad,
grandma voice “you look like my grandson, you know that? let me show you a
picture!” She takes to find the picture, ies clearly an Asian guy, in his mid
EDS. The age was right, but not the face I was American. Puzzled, i asked, "are
you sure that looks like me?” she replies "why yes, Pm quite sure!” she then goes
on to ash: “will you go shopping with me, i miss him so much, he went off to a tour
in Afghanistan a while back, you just remind me so much of him.” Pm a nice guy,
so, to be nice, i decided why not. So my adventure continues, i collected all the
things i needed, as did she, we headed towards the checkout counter. I
approached first, but she then blurted out “let me go first dearr' so i let her. ahead
of me, she cuntim. Ies to pay and talk to the cashier mumbling about how I' m her
son, crazy stuff like that. i wasjust looking around being bored. I approached the
counter, payed for my things, and when I' m about to leave, the cashier says “your
grandmother said you were gonna pay for her groceries” angry, i turned and
looked out the window into the parking lot, the old lady was standing by her car,
waving at me. I stood there speechless as she drove away.
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Views: 1365 Submitted: 01/26/2011