A Tale of Triumph. Epic. I Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: 5541 Evening/ bl, I come to you tonight to share you a tale Male yttrium's Male oswin And most mall the a Just an epic win

A Tale of Triumph

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I Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: 5541
Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
Male yttrium's
Male oswin
And most mall the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bet air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselft brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the tucker out, all eta sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, baaww' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake), not tend other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: 53: 15 No.
She being , explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d **** often her( as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends dreamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, butthe wants me to take herto a clinic, posing as her old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soor as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch ****** me over hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a lite time chance to **** her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the **** our she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a ************ like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u shir right there andthen Ishat enough brix to great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: No.‘ IAE 936446
I am ******* ****** , I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do **** , my reputation would be ****** , right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to ‘REE, and my grin almost tore my cheek mi, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no **** that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, andl made my story sound really flawed and ****** , so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this ******** and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a ************ , almost convincing on account other many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me grin that i wantedto slap the **** mi her, when I togethe stand I pretender's be ******** brix and have a real **** defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile bythe end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded tortellini me ‘you ******* sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight mi, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and barn, up on the screen before the
whole court was berserking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for abouta mins , obito their back room and
emerged in a blink of an eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse editor about
ft months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. andno put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
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#3 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
I'm going to cry tears of joy...this...this is so...*does the robot for lack of a verbal responce*
#4 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
this post is old used and been past aroung so many times its gotta have a couple of diseases.
that being said this post is still one of the most epicist of wins on the planet
#95 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
why isnt this number 1?
#96 to #95 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
because it has been reposted 1000's of times.
#112 to #95 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
yet it never gets old! That was the BIGGEST WIN I've ever heard of in my ******* life!
#64 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
That guy is my ******* hero!!!
#27 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
As Tupac once said "revenge is like the sweetest thing next to gettin pussy"
#114 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
y the **** isnt this guy our president?!
#116 to #114 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
LOL awesome!!!!!!!!! your comment just made my day
User avatar #69 - mememan (01/16/2010) [-]
That was the best thing I've ever read. My one regret is that I have but one thumb to give for this material.
#100 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
your a prick...
an amazing prick. :)
#6 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
Who else is waiting with a camera for your ex to knock on the door!?!
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#5 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
You sir, deserve a gold medal for being number one in epicness.
User avatar #14 to #5 - DaCrazyOne (01/16/2010) [-]
agreed he deserves 5 internetzand the bitch wuz well and thoroughly owned
User avatar #97 - Vihtic (01/16/2010) [-]
I've come by this picture like 5 times, and I finally decided to read it. ******* EPIC. This man deserves a pretty hefty amount of wins.
#92 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
Give this man a holiday plz
#89 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
I take my hat off in your presence.
You, my good sir, won the whole internetz... im sure me and other anons bow to your presence.
Long live you
#103 to #89 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
This we do. *bows down*
User avatar #108 to #103 - pastrynipples (01/16/2010) [-]
*bows down*
User avatar #56 - blkdiamond (01/16/2010) [-]
if this is real thus guy is my hero. i love what he did

captcha: idyll
#30 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [-]
#49 to #30 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
no, this is patrick
#94 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
OMFG This guy should be the ******* president. His life is a pure WIN.
User avatar #102 to #94 - SlyCooper (01/16/2010) [-]
User avatar #82 - DrWiggles (01/16/2010) [-]
this man deserves a goddamned medal i dont give a **** if its a repost he is a ************* genius!!!!!!!!
#31 - killquick (01/16/2010) [-]
this guy is truely god
#22 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
even if he made that up and trolled us all, i say he deserves a medal for taking the time to **** us over that hard
#119 - anon (01/16/2010) [-]
You know what, it's men like this that make me wanna just keep on living.
Seriously man, your a ******* legend. Instant win.
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