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A Tale of Triumph

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I Anonymous 08/ / % Mona" 19: 5541
Evening/ bl,
I come to you tonight to share you a tale
Male yttrium's
Male oswin
And most mall the almighty hates women.
Rest assure there wit be no trouble in mah neighbourhood, no moving to bet air, retelling any taxi drivers twill be
smelling them later.
Here' s where its at, about 8 months ago, January's be exact, Iwent out to the good guys (you know whail mean Ausfags}
and got myselft brand new handy cam, sitting at home by to work the tucker out, all eta sudden there' s a
knock at the door, and who else is it, but my ex, baaww' ing her eyes out, playing the sympathy card hard, so I let her in
big mistake), not tend other and we wernt on good terms but she explains to me that she thinks she pregnant cause
the cumdumpster and her boyfriend are both as stupid as one another.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: 53: 15 No.
She being , explains she can' t go to her rents nor any due to ultimate shame and harsh ridicule that (also not telling her
boyfriend cause he' d fuck often her( as a real man would)), so as I don' t associate with furfriends dreamily she explains I am her only hope begetting
help, athest I was hoping she would ask me to punch her in the stomach, butthe wants me to take herto a clinic, posing as her old brother, being
desperate she offers to do anything.
soor as any self respecting gentleman I reply with "blow me" and in the true spirit, she does, allthough I admit it was nothing special, it
wasn' t bad either, she cleans and looks at me and says she , I lot, and she says "so are u gonna help me" andthen it dawns on me,
this bitch fucked me over hard after our break up andthey moment is a godsend, a once in a lite time chance to fuck her over like never before, so I look at
her, and simply say "get the fuck our she hips, and screams and yells and cries and calls me a motherfucker like its the only word she knows, I can' t stop
laughing, untill she drops the bomb, " going to tell everyone u raped me u shir right there andthen Ishat enough brix to great wall of china, and
she slams the door.
I Anonymous ( Moolah 9: No.‘ IAE 936446
I am fucking fucked, I pace ehwhat to do, I didn' t rape her, but who are the police gonna belive, allegations like that don' t get
cause I say, nah man, I didn' t do shit, my reputation would be fucked, right then I hear my new camera beeping, I pick it up and read the screen "low
battery"... right next to ‘REE, and my grin almost tore my cheek mi, in my fiddling around I had set it to record and hadn' t realised, great odins beard the
whole thing was on tape, the ofthe moment almost had me in tears, anyways, that night cops rocked up, as I expected, and asked me down to
the station, my parents where in shock, and I togethe police ill give me explain to my rents.
Ilold my parents about the tape andthey we' re tine, and I was going to bring the tape with me to the topshop, but then it hit me, no fuck that, going to
take a ride, and went with the police without a lick of evidence, the cops we' re outraged, andl made my story sound really flawed and shitty, so
they charged me with counts of rape, assault, harrasment, all this bullshit and I had to front court in the coming month, atonally came, was
in that booth bawwing and carrying on like a motherfucker, almost convincing on account other many years of acting lessons, shed walk back to herstal
and give me grin that i wantedto slap the fuck mi her, when I togethe stand I pretender's be shitting brix and have a real shit defence,
just to bitch up, the case carried on northren court appearances or ‘IE days.
on the final day, in the morning prejudge would compile bythe end ofthe day, during my recess I told my lawyer about the tape, he
only responded tortellini me ‘you fucking sneaky bastard" laughing, I gave him the tape, andthat bitch spat on me as I went back to my seat, I turned and
waved at , which wiped her grin straight mi, my lawyer new evidence and hit the lights, and barn, up on the screen before the
whole court was berserking my dick like a little whore, andthe it was weird having my parents watching it, my dad laughing away.
the look on hamface was, to me, all the happiness in the world, the court was silent for abouta mins , obito their back room and
emerged in a blink of an eye, Iwas innocent dropped charges on my ex, accusation with intent of damaging my reputation and
wasting police resources, my legal fees had to be paid by her and her parents and boyfriend disowned her and I did not stop laughing my arse editor about
ft months, to date it was the greatest thing thats ever happended me, revenge was so sweet .... .. andno put the icing on the cake, she was pregnant.
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#5 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
You sir, deserve a gold medal for being number one in epicness.
#114 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
y the fuck isnt this guy our president?!
#3 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
I'm going to cry tears of joy...this...this is so...*does the robot for lack of a verbal responce*
#6 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Who else is waiting with a camera for your ex to knock on the door!?!
#4 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
this post is old used and been past aroung so many times its gotta have a couple of diseases.
that being said this post is still one of the most epicist of wins on the planet
#95 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
why isnt this number 1?
#64 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
That guy is my fucking hero!!!
#27 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
As Tupac once said "revenge is like the sweetest thing next to gettin pussy"
#12 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Shame none of the parts involving the court could be true. A judge won't allow "Surprise evidence" at the last second. Still a funny story though.
#16 to #12 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
it wasnt the last second, it was the last day
User avatar #69 - mememan (01/16/2010) [-]
That was the best thing I've ever read. My one regret is that I have but one thumb to give for this material.
#100 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
your a prick...
an amazing prick. :)
User avatar #97 - Vihtic (01/16/2010) [-]
I've come by this picture like 5 times, and I finally decided to read it. FUCKING EPIC. This man deserves a pretty hefty amount of wins.
#92 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
Give this man a holiday plz
#89 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I take my hat off in your presence.
You, my good sir, won the whole internetz... im sure me and other anons bow to your presence.
Long live you
User avatar #56 - blkdiamond (01/16/2010) [-]
if this is real thus guy is my hero. i love what he did


captcha: idyll
#42 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Everyone who reads this will dislike this but the guy is an ass and he should rot in hell thank you for your time give it all you got call me a bitch if you want

Captcha code: chafe
#47 to #42 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [-]
Why are you defending this girl? She's the bad guy here. The guy only took his sweet deserved revenge.
#30 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/16/2010) [+] (1 reply)
THIS
IS
EPIC!
#70 - anonymous (01/16/2010) [+] (4 replies)
wtf... I was on jury duty for this case....
User avatar #72 to #70 - jakedalaxer (01/16/2010) [-]
haha u saw his dick
#31 - killquick (01/16/2010) [-]
this guy is truely god
User avatar #1 - TheTurnbull (01/16/2010) [-]
Bitch got owned
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