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EPIC OMEGLE CONVERSATION

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3 omeg Talk to strangers'.
You' re now with a random stranger. Say MI
lal messages tram omega will mat he sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omega are lying.
manger: Ad
You: Before l do that, do you mire Ill ask you a question'
manger: rare away
You: ls this the real Me‘?
manger: Umm yew
You: or e this just fantasy'?
manger: , it was fantasy everythang would be perfect right?
You: Possum, but maybe we' re all just caught m a landslide with no escape mm reality
manger: Umm maybe It' s possible who r u
You: We should all probably open our eyes, look up to the skies and see
manger: Who r u
You: rm rust a poor troy
manger:
manger: Well
You: I don' t need any sympathy, due to the tact that easy come, easy go
You: mile high
manger:
You: Little low D
manger:
manger:
You: But, to be perfectly honest
You: Any way the wrnt blows, it deem! really matter to me
You: to me
manger: well thus e a little strange
You: Yes, it might be, but here' s the weird part trust kalled a man I put a gun against his Mad, pulled my trigger and now hes dead
You: Lire had just begun, you know what
You: But now we gone and thrown it all away
manger: Uh why wood u kill someone kid
You: on /m sorry, I dent mean to make you cry t
manger: Umm l vaultt crying I rust wanted to know why u killed someone
You: But Mm not back this time agaen tomorrow, then m goong to have to ask that you carry on carry on
You: Because nothong really matters
manger: good message and l wiill promise
You: Thank you
manger:
You: But it' stoo late
You: My time has come
manger: Too late’)?
manger: nu
manger: In
You: l sends shivers down my slime
You: My body' s aching all the time
manger:
manger: cm so so sorry
You: Goodbye, everybody, we got to go I need to leave you all behide and lace the truth
You: l dont want to die
You: [sometimes wish rd never been mm at all
Stranger: Then dontt kill usser live and have hope
You: Wait
manger:
You: l see a little sillhouette or a man
manger: have hope have rope
manger: Hope sorry
You: Do you mm Ill call you scaramouche
manger: Umm wat e tht
You: That word mugs happiness to me
manger: whatever
You: scaramouch, scaramouch, would you please do the fandango
manger: Fandango’?
You: Because' s theme and , mews very very me
manger: whats that my where do u lovr
You: Galileo galileo galileo galileo galileo Mam
You: You know, it makes me cry sometimes
manger: WHAT u me out kid
You: seeing that rm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
manger: where do u we
manger: a
You: I can' t say
manger: Why
You: Everywhere t go, l expect people to say" He' s just a poor boy, mm a poor tamely, spare him his his mm this monstrosity"
You: Elli it never comes
You: Easy come, easy go, you know’)
manger: well try to nod some help
You: so them shout up to the heavens, LET ME sol
manger:
You: Then Bismillah shouts down, NO WE WILL NOT LET You so
You: Then it repeats
You: Day alter day alter day
manger: Go ask w government tor help
You: Alter all, God has the dew put aside tor me
You: For /mel
You: FOR ME
manger: Please look on the positive side
You: A try to
manger:
manger: Well keep tryone
You: so them shout out
You: so You THINK You CAN STONE ME AND MY EYE
manger: don' t say it l gentle idea
You: so You THINK You CAN LOVE ME AND LEAVE ME To DIE
manger: No don' t
You: Baby, you cant do this to me, baby
manger:
manger: Pleease
manger: No
You: we just gotta get out
You: we just got to get right out or here
You: But, nothong really matters
manger: Ya kill urself now don‘ I go through this misery and sell pity
You: Anyone can see that nothong really matters
You: really matters
You: To me
You: any way the wrnt blows
manger: Don' t do this kill yourseld
manger: save urself misery
You: one more question, have you ever heard or the song "Bohemian Rhapsody“ by Queen'?
manger: Wait
Stranger: **** YOU YOU LITTLE COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT
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User avatar #44 - suzycantwait (01/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
cock juggling thunder cunt? seriously?
#344 - AjanKewl (01/26/2011) [+] (3 replies)
HEY that's our word!!
User avatar #90 - Santamoo (01/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
COCK JUGGLING THUNDER CUNT!

I'm totally using that on someone
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#71 - hellokaty (01/26/2011) [+] (5 replies)
LET ME GO! we will not let you go!
User avatar #440 - anteatereatingants (01/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Anybody who doesn't immediately recognize that song deserves to be trolled like that.
#141 - happybirthday (01/26/2011) [-]
we will, we will rock you
we will, we will rock you
User avatar #124 - SemiAnon (01/26/2011) [-]
I was really annoyed until the end. Cock Juggling Thunder Cunt is now an expression to be used daily.
#307 - anonymous (01/26/2011) [+] (21 replies)
Queen was a bunch of FAGGOTS. That is a real musician. UMAD FJ? (I'm not trolling either **** Queen LIL WAYNE IS AMAZING)
#303 - RedPurpleRain (01/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#184 - MuffinMan (01/26/2011) [-]
Might have to hold on to this.
#98 - hattrikev (01/26/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Is this the real life
or is this just fantasy
#437 - JonRoutery (01/26/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#286 - Sabor (01/26/2011) [+] (1 reply)
How the **** did he not realize it was Bohemian Rhapsody?
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#258 - umopapisdn (01/26/2011) [-]
he juggles roosters?
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#3 - epicmeri (01/26/2011) [-]
The best part is I realized it on the first line! Priceless! "cock juggling thunder cunt" is my new insult. Priceless.
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