10 cent per min. give this dude a medal<br /> Source: <br /> If anyone finds the dude that made this, just give him the medal...and post the link he
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10 cent per min. give this dude a medal<br /> Source: <br /> If anyone finds the dude that made this, just give him the medal...and post the link he

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If anyone finds the dude that made this, just ******* give him the medal...and post the link here...

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone
rang.
ME: Hello.
ATILT: Hello, this is ANT.
ME: is this AT& T.
ME: This is AT& T.
AT& T: Yes! This is , may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
ME: DIE, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down far a solid 5 minutes thinking that,
surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to
my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT& T: is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
ATILT: Yes, this is AT& T M..
ME: This is AT& T?
ME: The phone company.
ME: I thought you said this was AT& T.
AT& T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT& T: We aren' t selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer
you IO cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that' s IO cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
ATILT: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that' s
right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT& T: That' s right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That' s amazing!
We think sal
ME: That' s quite a sum of money!
AT& T: Yes, sir, it' s amazing how it adds up.
ME: DIE, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly midst one big one at
the end of the year for the full , 550; and if you send an annual check,
can I get a cash advance?
AT& T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the IO cents a minute.
AT& T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you' d give me IO cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week, 365 days a year. That comes to per day, per week and
560 per year. I' m just interested in knowing how you will be making
payment.
AT& T: Oh, no, sir. I didn' t mean we' d be paying you. You pay us IO cents a
minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you' ll give me Itl
cents a minute, that I' ll give YOU IO cents a minute? is this some kind of
subliminal telemarketing scheme? I' read about things like this in the
Enquirer, you know.
AT& T: No, sir, we are offering IO cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GD AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT& T: Sir, I don' t think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this paint, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our IO cents a
minute program.
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: " had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to
suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No,
actually, I was just waiting for someone to
get back to me so that I could sign up far the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Elk, no problem, I' ll transfer you back to the person who was
helping you.
ME: Thank you.
laas on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end
this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at
the other end of the phone.
AT& T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up
for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I' m an only child and N really like to have a little brother...
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#70 - MRGIR ONLINE (01/26/2011) [-]
what the AT&amp;T worker probably did  
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what the AT&T worker probably did
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User avatar #86 to #70 - haydc (01/26/2011) [-]
there is like 4 of those things youtube search never say no to a panda and it has one in a supermarket one in a hospital this one and one in a kitchen
User avatar #98 to #86 - MRGIR ONLINE (01/26/2011) [-]
i know i seen the videos
User avatar #9 - Fear The Pie Man (01/25/2011) [-]
Awesome!

I love when Jehovas Witnesses or other religious people come to the door.

I tell them I'm a Pagan, and ask if they'd like to party!
User avatar #144 to #9 - Thisisaname (01/26/2011) [-]
my old classmate was one. he convinced others at his temple [who actually did that] to come by every so often. I think the funniest one was when i picked up my dog and held him like a bazooka butt-forward and had someone open the door. he stared for a minute and started his sentence, i pulled the "trigger" [leg] and he farted in the guy's face.
User avatar #13 to #9 - newmainman (01/26/2011) [-]
Or "Oh no, i'm actually a satanist."
User avatar #48 to #14 - thisismypornacount (01/26/2011) [-]
haha my name on ps3 is ajewishstarfish. i love demitri martin
User avatar #34 to #9 - Crusader (01/26/2011) [-]
I let in a Jehovah's Witness once, they sat on my couch for like 20 minutes before I started laughing and asked "You never made it this far, have you?"
User avatar #15 to #9 - otot (01/26/2011) [-]
when people come offering the bible in my neighborhood i tell them i do not like fiction
User avatar #27 to #9 - splinfinity (01/26/2011) [-]
Friend of mine was grilling some meat, heard jehovah's witnesses come to the door. He smeared meat on his chest and threw open the door while holding a cleaver. Those ************* BOOKED IT.
User avatar #106 to #27 - Fear The Pie Man (01/26/2011) [-]
Wouldn't you?
User avatar #76 to #27 - Blarge **User deleted account** (01/26/2011) [-]
So.
Much.
Win.
User avatar #10 to #9 - AmusableBman (01/25/2011) [-]
even better. as soon as they say "have you found jesus christ" or something along those lines, say "actually yes i have. ill go get him for you"
#16 to #10 - xMGx (01/26/2011) [-]
(Make it bigger)
User avatar #17 to #16 - AmusableBman (01/26/2011) [-]
o **** . lol thumb for you
#51 to #16 - anon (01/26/2011) [-]
that's what she said
User avatar #11 to #10 - Fear The Pie Man (01/25/2011) [-]
Or say "why, have you lost him?"
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User avatar #62 to #12 - xMGx (01/26/2011) [-]
Well, here's how it went. I was just sitting down on the couch with a bag of cheetos watching the football game, when the phone rang. I thought damn, now i have to pick up the phone and I have orange **** all over my hand. Of course it was my mother calling, she wanted to know if I had picked up the milk at the store. 'Yes mother' ( **** no). I was just getting back to the game when there was a knock at the door. I looked outside and saw that it was the Jehova's Witnesses, so I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
#175 - misfitsfiend (01/26/2011) [-]
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#193 to #175 - anon (01/26/2011) [-]
I love you for posting that gif.
I love you for posting that gif.
#287 - doctorgengar (01/26/2011) [-]
&lt;&lt; AT&amp;T  
  
  
&lt;&lt;You
<< AT&T


<<You
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#101 - dacuban (01/26/2011) [-]
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#67 - thebigjens (01/26/2011) [-]
problem?
#185 to #67 - LMNeren (01/26/2011) [-]
problem?
i ain't mad at all.
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#238 - anon (01/26/2011) [-]
And now.... it's time for the victory dance.
And now.... it's time for the victory dance.
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#145 to #119 - shepherdserenity (01/26/2011) [-]
So I really had to **** bad one day in 5th grade, right? So I run to the bathroom and try to open the stall and some ****** kicks the door back and it hits me on the head. I went blind because of that and I think he stared at me in the halls.
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User avatar #124 to #119 - LEAFMAN (01/26/2011) [-]
i also have a long story
its written on chuck Norris' dick
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User avatar #93 - iplaywithmyself (01/26/2011) [-]
give this guy a ******* little brother
#83 - Reach (01/26/2011) [-]
#114 - melxgirl (01/26/2011) [-]
handled that
handled that
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User avatar #47 - alcavey (01/26/2011) [-]
i work for at&t.
feels bad man.
User avatar #75 to #47 - Sanctussaevio (01/26/2011) [-]
SO YOURE THE BASTARD CHARGING ME 20c A TEXT!
#85 - TheRandomFairy (01/26/2011) [-]
this man deserves a ******* medal
#163 to #85 - yeahsexay (01/26/2011) [-]
**** a medal. give him a little brother.
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User avatar #105 to #78 - Chameleonlol ONLINE (01/26/2011) [-]
im going to hell
#131 to #105 - vermiculite (01/26/2011) [-]
You and me both buddy. You and me both.
#25 - agx (01/26/2011) [-]
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