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If anyone finds the dude that made this, just ******* give him the medal...and post the link here...

I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone
rang.
ME: Hello.
ATILT: Hello, this is ANT.
ME: is this AT& T.
ME: This is AT& T.
AT& T: Yes! This is , may I speak to Mr. Byron, please?
ME: May I ask who is calling?
ME: DIE, hold on.
At this point I put the phone down far a solid 5 minutes thinking that,
surely, this person would have hung up the phone. I ate my salad. Much to
my surprise, when I picked up the receiver, they were still waiting.
ME: Hello?
AT& T: is this Mr. Byron?
ME: May I ask who is calling, please?
ATILT: Yes, this is AT& T M..
ME: This is AT& T?
ME: The phone company.
ME: I thought you said this was AT& T.
AT& T: Yes, sir, we are a phone company.
ME: I already have a phone.
AT& T: We aren' t selling phones today, Mr. Byron. We would like to offer
you IO cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, 365 days a year.
ME: Now, that' s IO cents a minute, 24 hours a day?
ATILT: (getting a little excited at this point by my interest) Yes, sir, that' s
right! 24 hours a day!
ME: 7 days a week.?
AT& T: That' s right.
ME: 365 days a year.?
ME: I am definitely interested in that! Wow!!! That' s amazing!
We think sal
ME: That' s quite a sum of money!
AT& T: Yes, sir, it' s amazing how it adds up.
ME: DIE, so will you send me checks weekly, monthly midst one big one at
the end of the year for the full , 550; and if you send an annual check,
can I get a cash advance?
AT& T: Excuse me?
ME: You know, the IO cents a minute.
AT& T: What are you talking about?
ME: You said you' d give me IO cents a minute, 24 hours a day, 7 days a
week, 365 days a year. That comes to per day, per week and
560 per year. I' m just interested in knowing how you will be making
payment.
AT& T: Oh, no, sir. I didn' t mean we' d be paying you. You pay us IO cents a
minute.
ME: Wait a minute, how do you figure that by saying that you' ll give me Itl
cents a minute, that I' ll give YOU IO cents a minute? is this some kind of
subliminal telemarketing scheme? I' read about things like this in the
Enquirer, you know.
AT& T: No, sir, we are offering IO cents a minute for
ME: THERE YOU GD AGAIN! Can I speak to a supervisor please?
AT& T: Sir, I don' t think that is necessary.
ME: I insist on speaking to a supervisor!
Yes, Mr. Byron. Please hold.
At this paint, I begin trying to finish my dinner.
SUPERVISOR: Mr. Byron?
ME: Yeah.
SUPERVISOR: I understand you are not quite understanding our IO cents a
minute program.
SUPERVISOR: Yes, sir, it sure is.
ME: " had to swallow before I choked on my food. It was all I could do to
suppress my laughter and I had to be Careful not to produce a snort.) No,
actually, I was just waiting for someone to
get back to me so that I could sign up far the plan.
SUPERVISOR: Elk, no problem, I' ll transfer you back to the person who was
helping you.
ME: Thank you.
laas on hold once again and managed a few more mouthfuls. I need to end
this conversation. Suddenly, there was an aggravated but polite voice at
the other end of the phone.
AT& T: Hello, Mr. Byron, I understand that you are interested in signing up
for our plan.?
ME: No, but I was wondering - do you have that "Friends and Family"
thing because I' m an only child and N really like to have a little brother...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#219 - geezues
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#222 to #219 - madareklaw **User deleted account**
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#225 to #219 - anon id: da106555
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Its Blank................
User avatar #251 to #219 - ThePhysGun
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iPad...
#359 to #219 - anon id: 5f9f5f4b
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a table chair?!
User avatar #283 to #219 - Iamthebombdigity
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My couch. Oh lawdy
User avatar #296 to #219 - OldSnake
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My bed. Oh, God...
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#229 to #219 - iwantzcheeseburger
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#231 to #229 - geezues
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would have been hard enough
#250 to #219 - Nightinear **User deleted account**
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I'll need some more lube
#261 to #219 - meowmeowbear
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Blank CD's.. Mother of God
#300 to #261 - Afrew
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Same here.
#223 to #219 - blackzero
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...
#226 to #223 - geezues
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Thumb for you
Thumb for you
#70 - MRGIR
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what the AT&amp;T worker probably did  
&lt;===
what the AT&T worker probably did
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User avatar #86 to #70 - haydc
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there is like 4 of those things youtube search never say no to a panda and it has one in a supermarket one in a hospital this one and one in a kitchen
User avatar #98 to #86 - MRGIR
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i know i seen the videos
User avatar #9 - Fear The Pie Man
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Awesome!

I love when Jehovas Witnesses or other religious people come to the door.

I tell them I'm a Pagan, and ask if they'd like to party!
User avatar #144 to #9 - Thisisaname
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my old classmate was one. he convinced others at his temple [who actually did that] to come by every so often. I think the funniest one was when i picked up my dog and held him like a bazooka butt-forward and had someone open the door. he stared for a minute and started his sentence, i pulled the "trigger" [leg] and he farted in the guy's face.
User avatar #13 to #9 - newmainman
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Or "Oh no, i'm actually a satanist."
#14 to #9 - otot
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User avatar #48 to #14 - thisismypornacount
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haha my name on ps3 is ajewishstarfish. i love demitri martin
User avatar #34 to #9 - Crusader
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I let in a Jehovah's Witness once, they sat on my couch for like 20 minutes before I started laughing and asked "You never made it this far, have you?"
User avatar #15 to #9 - otot
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when people come offering the bible in my neighborhood i tell them i do not like fiction
User avatar #27 to #9 - splinfinity
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Friend of mine was grilling some meat, heard jehovah's witnesses come to the door. He smeared meat on his chest and threw open the door while holding a cleaver. Those ************* BOOKED IT.
User avatar #106 to #27 - Fear The Pie Man
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Wouldn't you?
User avatar #76 to #27 - Blarge **User deleted account**
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So.
Much.
Win.
User avatar #10 to #9 - AmusableBman
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even better. as soon as they say "have you found jesus christ" or something along those lines, say "actually yes i have. ill go get him for you"
#16 to #10 - xMGx
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(Make it bigger)
User avatar #17 to #16 - AmusableBman
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o ****. lol thumb for you
#51 to #16 - anon id: 1328d15b
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that's what she said
User avatar #11 to #10 - Fear The Pie Man
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Or say "why, have you lost him?"
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User avatar #62 to #12 - xMGx
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Well, here's how it went. I was just sitting down on the couch with a bag of cheetos watching the football game, when the phone rang. I thought damn, now i have to pick up the phone and I have orange **** all over my hand. Of course it was my mother calling, she wanted to know if I had picked up the milk at the store. 'Yes mother' (**** no). I was just getting back to the game when there was a knock at the door. I looked outside and saw that it was the Jehova's Witnesses, so I opened the door, get on the floor, everybody walk the dinosaur.
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#7 to #6 - UnoSiin [OP]
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really? i thought i admit that the dude is just awsome and he should have a ******* metal
#175 - misfitsfiend
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I love you for posting that gif.
I love you for posting that gif.
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thumbs down for double posting, thumbs up for the cool gif.
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#287 - doctorgengar
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&lt;&lt; AT&amp;T  
  
  
&lt;&lt;You
<< AT&T


<<You
#230 - Electrode
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#142 - aweaver
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As funny as this
#43 - anon id: b52e4bfc
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TL;DR
boring
#97 to #43 - Melusine
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#46 to #43 - laxaholic
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how would you know that it was boring


if you didn't read it?
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