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Jack Lalanne

Jack Lalanne. Even in his advanced age Jack would say "I have sex almost every day! Almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday...&quo

Even in his advanced age Jack would say "I have sex almost every day! Almost on monday, almost on tuesday, almost on wednesday..."

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The world' s strongest man
I know you' re thinking
But he' s all talk and he' s
nothing compared to this
guy
His name is Jack Lalanne
and here' s a few of his
accomplishments
1954 [age aol: swam the entire length
of the Golden Gate Bridge in San
Francisco, underwater, with 149
pounds [64 kg; 10 st] of equipment,
including two air tanks. A world
record.
1955 [age all: swam from Alcatraz
Island to Fisherman' s Wharf in
San Francisco while handcuffed.
When interviewed afterwards he
was quoted as saying that the
worst thing about the ordeal was
being handcuffed, which reduced
his chance to do a Jumping jack
significantly.
1956 [age 421: set a world record of
1. 933 in 23 minutes on
You Asked For It, a television
program with Art Baker.
age 43]: swam the
Golden Gate channel while
towing a
kg; 180 st] cabin cruiser. The
swift ocean currents turned
this . 6 km] swim
into a swimming distance of
1958 [age " maneuvered a
nonstop from
Carillon Islands to the San
Francisco shore. The
49 km] trip took 9. 5 hours.
1959 [age 45]: did star
jumps and chirrups in
1 hour, 22 minutes and The
Jack Lalanne Show went
nationwide.
age 601: For the
second time, he swam from
Alcatraz Island to
Fisherman' s Wharf. Again,
he was handcuffed, but this
time he was also shackled
and towed a
459 kg; st] boat.
age 611: Repeating his
performance of 21 years
earlier, he again swam the
entire length of the Golden
Gate Bridge, underwater and
handcuffed, but this time he
was shackled and towed a
459 kg; st]
boat.
1976 [age 621: To commemorate
the "Spirit of mi", United States
Bicentennial, he swam one mile
1. 6 km] in Long Beach Harbor.
He was handcuffed and
shackled, and he towed 13
boats [representing the 13
original colonies] containing TB
people.
age Mil: towed 65 boats in
Lake Ashikoki. near Tokyo,
Japan. He was handcuffed and
shackled, and the boats were
filled with 6, 500 pounds [
kg; 460 st] of Louisiana Pacific
wood pulp.
980 [age Mil: towed 10 boats
in North Miami, Florida. The
boats carried people, and
he towed them for over one
mile [1. 6 km] in less than one
hour.
1994 [age Tol: Handcuffed,
shackled and fighting strong
winds and currents, towed TO
rowboats. one with several
guests, from the Queen' s Way
Bridge in the Long Beach Harbor
to the Queen Mary. 1 mile.
And let' s not forget his awards
1992 [age Ttll: The Academy of
Body Building and Fitness Award
1994 [age MII: The State of
California Governor' s Council on
Physical Fitness Lifetime
Achievement Award
1996 [age 821: The Dwight D.
Eisenhower Fitness Award
1999 [age Mil: The Spirit of
Muscle Beach Award
2002 [age MII: A star on the
Hollywood Boulevard Walk of
Fame. At his induction
ceremony, Lalanne did push
ups on the top of his star.
2005 [age 91]: The Jack Webb
Award from the Los Angeles Police
Department Historical Society: the
Arnold Classic Lifetime
Achievement Award: the
Interglacial' s International
Infomercial Award: the Freddie
Award: the Medical Media Public
Service Award: Free Spirit honoree
at Al Newearth' s Freedom Forum:
Inaugural Inductee into the
National Fitness Hall of Fame
2008 [age " Inducted by
California Governor Arnold
Schwarzenegger [fellow 2005
inductee of the National
Fitness Hall of Fame] and
Maria Shriver into the
California Hall of Fame
Jack died yesterday
on Jan 23rd but let' s
not forget about this
legend, the man who
puts Chuck Norris to
shame
...
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User avatar #42 - zmexybeast (01/25/2011) [-]
Jack didnt die
his soal merely left his body to go kick Satan's ass.
#483 - HandSanitizersAreG (01/25/2011) [-]
"I can't die. It would ruin my image."--Jack Lalanne

true greatness right there
#470 - rwarrimadork (01/25/2011) [-]
he died on my birthday.... :(
he died on my birthday.... :(
#497 to #470 - anon (01/25/2011) [-]
two deays after mine... :'C
User avatar #507 to #497 - mestroxant (01/25/2011) [-]
3 days before mine...phew
User avatar #532 to #470 - mariox (01/25/2011) [-]
Now every year, you can celebrate your birthday while remembering him.
#477 to #470 - anon (01/25/2011) [-]
happy birthday! :D.......oh wait.....
User avatar #490 to #477 - stlouiscards (01/25/2011) [-]
stupid anon
#488 to #477 - anon (01/25/2011) [-]
he died on mine too :(
#715 - indiankid (01/26/2011) [-]
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#284 - BananaOrgy (01/25/2011) [-]
Aren't there sharks by the golden gate bridge?
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User avatar #1193 to #284 - lateralcockdamage (01/26/2011) [-]
Sharks you say?
User avatar #290 to #284 - TheAssassin (01/25/2011) [-]
They were ****** scared of him.
User avatar #218 - donekilledyou (01/25/2011) [-]
**** your Michael Phelps.
#130 - anon (01/25/2011) [-]
What an inspiration! He sure followed his fitness routine.  
  
...Well, time to go have a smoke, eat a doghnut, drink a coffee and wash it down with a bowl of meat.
What an inspiration! He sure followed his fitness routine.

...Well, time to go have a smoke, eat a doghnut, drink a coffee and wash it down with a bowl of meat.
#138 - EZBakeFourthAcct (01/25/2011) [-]
And now all the 12 year old chuck norris fags are going to pretend their lifelong jack lalanne fans.
#639 - nuuuuuuuuu (01/25/2011) [-]
someone like that... died...?
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#171 - RandomDoofus (01/25/2011) [-]
He liked handcuffs alot.
#547 - XxCaptainPwnxX (01/25/2011) [-]
At first I was all "Man, this guy is so cool! :D"  
  
  
  
  
but then it said he died.
At first I was all "Man, this guy is so cool! :D"




but then it said he died.
#468 - callofdutylegnd (01/25/2011) [-]
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#478 to #468 - mbizzy (01/25/2011) [-]
if you watch that enough, you can hear him say it.
#512 to #478 - anon (01/25/2011) [-]
Also, if you watch it enough, you can hear the frame skip back to the start.
Also, **** off with "durr hurr u anon"
#456 - function (01/25/2011) [-]
He also traveled back in time.
#548 to #456 - ebkking (01/25/2011) [-]
with these guys
#278 - musefan (01/25/2011) [-]
he was a beast at making juice
#204 - WhatIsGwaning (01/25/2011) [-]
That man is a tank.
#203 - iAmAWizard (01/25/2011) [-]
Still cruise to the front page after dying

LIKE A BOSS
#121 - EndeleanX (01/25/2011) [-]
What a ******* boss. :O
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