My sister's party. thanks for front page errybody. The following is a true story My little sister is kinda like the slutty whore girl of grade s at her school.  the game
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My sister's party

My sister's party. thanks for front page errybody. The following is a true story My little sister is kinda like the slutty whore girl of grade s at her school.

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The following is a true
story
My little sister is kinda like the slutty
whore girl of grade s at her school.
which obviously means that she
hangs out with all the douchebags of
the tth grade.
Exactly how
she acts
The kind of kids she
chills with
One night my Iil sister was having a
party. Obviously my parents didn' t
want any ofthe little douches to get
drunk, so they told me just to check in
on the party every now and then and
anything that they shouldn' t
have. They also said that i could keep
everything that i . I was
also told NOT to 'righjt or heat up any of
the kids, even ifthey got pissed and
challenged me. I didn' t think that this
would he a problem because I' m a
pretty big guy " and .)
so anyways, most ofthe kids are
behaving themselves pretty well, until
about an hour in. This one little faggot
with beiber hair pulls out a full bottle of
smirnoff directly in from of me.
obviously i' m just like "give me the
******* bottle" and he' s like
so i reach for it and he slaps my hand
away. I' m getting pissed but i
remember that i' m not supposed to
touch an ofthem. But ten he says
Now that was just plain dumb. I punch
him in the stomach (not too hard,
though) and grab the bottle from his
hand while he' s hunched over, holding
his gut. As i' m walking away, i hear him
shout "raght me faggota". So uturn
around and i see him ******* running at
me. I was expecting him to pussy out so
i just stand my ground and wait for him
to slow down. He doesn' t though. [kids
got balls) so i punch him again, in the
face though and knock him out.
Now i was feeling really guilty after
this, but apparently the kid was a
HUGE ******* douche, everybody hated
him, and he wasn' t even invited to the
******* party. And so all the other kids
were like
Loljk i got in **** with my parents, the
kid' s parents, and everyone is now afraid
to hang out with my sister.
Love BEAR
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User avatar #31 - devinme (01/23/2011) [-]
Lol I'm 6'6 and 240 lbs. we should hang out....lol jk
User avatar #1011 to #31 - LittleShippy (01/24/2011) [-]
6' and 235 lbs.
#686 to #31 - Metallfan (01/24/2011) [-]
6'8" 300lbs.
User avatar #757 to #686 - coolfool ONLINE (01/24/2011) [-]
holy crap, im 6'2" ish, and 230 pounds.
User avatar #702 to #686 - Kallie (01/24/2011) [-]
haha 5'3" and !06 :)
#866 to #31 - crustysenor (01/24/2011) [-]
6'4" - 260 lbs.
User avatar #216 to #31 - sandervalk (01/23/2011) [-]
oh **** man, 6ft1 and 253 here, wassuuuuup
User avatar #296 to #216 - siickxpanda (01/23/2011) [-]
6'1" 146 lbs =[ im so light
User avatar #509 to #296 - smede (01/24/2011) [-]
5'11" 140 :D scrawny people club <3
#523 to #509 - cookyguy (01/24/2011) [-]
6'0" 175 medium heavy peeps
User avatar #586 to #523 - dakkdeth (01/24/2011) [-]
5'8" and 117 XD its fun being anorexic
User avatar #710 to #586 - YourName (01/24/2011) [-]
5'7" 112 lbs.
Definitely should start a club now.
User avatar #746 to #710 - mcbee (01/24/2011) [-]
****** right brosky
5'8" 125 pounds
I'm def joining
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#1037 to #746 - Shimigami **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #856 to #216 - Whitenleaf (01/24/2011) [-]
188cm (6'2")and 101.2kg (223lbs)
Heavy tall people all up in this!
#694 to #31 - dickole (01/24/2011) [-]
Im 7' tall and weigh about 1000 lbs we should chill
#34 to #31 - KillerKlownKKK (01/23/2011) [-]
It's a TRAP!!
#1013 to #34 - John Cena (01/24/2011) [-]
User avatar #12 - SteveHomoki (01/23/2011) [-]
That kid's parents gave you crap for what you did?
Wow. Just wow. If my kids were that young, brought alcohol, begin an unnecessary fight and lose, I'd congratulate you for being a good model citizen and punish my son. What the **** happened to logic these days?
User avatar #22 to #12 - ReeferTrees (01/23/2011) [-]
Seriously, the way parents handle kids these days is just plain stupid. It seems Stupid is as Stupid does.
User avatar #35 to #22 - SteveHomoki (01/23/2011) [-]
I understand loving your kids unconditionally, but when they do something stupid you shouldn't back them up. A kid today would not last being a kid in the 50's.
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#286 to #272 - John Cena (01/23/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#292 to #286 - ZeroHero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #319 to #292 - Katzie (01/23/2011) [-]
Guess I was too slow to post that gif...
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#161 - edalanpoe **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#100 - BootyPirate (01/23/2011) [-]
Anybody else notice this? Lol
#87 - rkaler (01/23/2011) [-]
User avatar #20 - Roeley (01/23/2011) [-]
think like this : now your sis can hangout with normal people
#280 - ibeatmykids (01/23/2011) [-]
FIGHT ME FAGGOT
FIGHT ME FAGGOT
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#287 to #280 - NoNeedtoRage **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #321 to #287 - dooo (01/23/2011) [-]
what is this called i remember a video of this
#256 - mupster (01/23/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#153 - DirtyLittleHippie **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#37 - silentkiler (01/23/2011) [-]
dont mess with wrong people
dont mess with wrong people
#44 to #37 - Blants (01/23/2011) [-]
Yeah, messing with Greenman is pretty dangerous
#529 to #37 - KisukeUrahara (01/24/2011) [-]
God damn it... I want a morph suit.
God damn it... I want a morph suit.
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#40 to #37 - appleOgreen **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #43 to #40 - DroyLinker (01/23/2011) [-]
shes actually a white girl dressed up as a mexican lol.
watch its always sunny in philidelphia
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#53 to #37 - hoodedfigure **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #106 to #53 - StarScream (01/23/2011) [-]
There called MorphSuits if you want one heres the link to the website to buy em i think you can only get em online http://www.morphsuits.com/
User avatar #188 to #106 - thebrifromhell (01/23/2011) [-]
i know what im doing for halloween...
User avatar #52 to #37 - TheCodFather (01/23/2011) [-]
i really wanna know where this is from?
User avatar #67 to #52 - ipwnyoface (01/23/2011) [-]
this is from "it's always sunny in philidelphia" this particular skit is called "greenman" it's one of the funniest episodes ever.
User avatar #107 to #52 - StarScream (01/23/2011) [-]
There called MorphSuits if you want one heres the link to the website to buy em i think you can only get em online http://www.morphsuits.com/
#158 to #107 - John Cena (01/23/2011) [-]
www . begreenman . com
#156 to #107 - John Cena (01/23/2011) [-]
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#51 to #37 - PrincessSparrow (01/23/2011) [-]
**** yeah Green man!!!!
#231 - dinokillerdude (01/23/2011) [-]
Should have hit him with a roundhouse kick. Bitches hate roundhouse kicks.
#47 - malithmp (01/23/2011) [-]
Tell me more about this sister of yours
#135 to #47 - Greekkenyan (01/23/2011) [-]
she's in 9th grade
she's in 9th grade
#503 - reasoner **User deleted account** (01/24/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
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#438 - Kitsunehunter (01/24/2011) [-]
An artist's depiction of what happened that knight
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User avatar #475 to #438 - the one and only (01/24/2011) [-]
"how many hits does it take to kill you? lets count *punch* 1 ahahah *punch* 2 ahahaha *punch* 3 ahahaha"

Guy in background yelling: "you knocked him out in the first punch!"

"*punch* 20 ahahaha"
#29 - John Cena (01/23/2011) [-]
100% OC!   
0% True!   
Isn't that dandy!
100% OC!
0% True!
Isn't that dandy!
#412 to #29 - John Cena (01/24/2011) [-]
Dandy. Ha.
User avatar #729 to #29 - zeelegoboy (01/24/2011) [-]
damn i bet you wish you were logged in.
#526 - BluntForceFish (01/24/2011) [-]
favorite
#482 - obxgamer (01/24/2011) [-]
without the knife
without the knife
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