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Time Travel Nazi

The heme if Hitter; 1953: ' lall creeps in
Hing: has RETIRED Faan we mean‘ . -ann ." Biisi as Easi. RRI "
r. RI I Emu
LIFE ear TIME mammal! Tie?
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User avatar #5 - CaptainObviousMan (01/14/2010) [-]
Ignore them, future people are just jerks.
#23 to #5 - Lookinatstuff (01/15/2010) [-]
Does that mean CaptainObviousMan from 11 hours ago wouldn't like you as you are now?
User avatar #15 - SHODANROCKS (01/15/2010) [-]
So THIS is how there was a ray gun in Nazi Zombies.
#19 to #15 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
Obviousely not, the futures laser gun can't even kill a nazi from 3 feet away, the ones in nazi zombie can explode 3 zombies in one hit.
#12 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
Because everyone knows that is the first thing we would do. Right after investing in companies like microsoft, starbucks, and google when they were just starting out.
#13 to #12 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
personally I would kill your mother or father and thus prevent you from being conceived.
Goddamn anon.
#17 to #13 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
i like the way your threatening anon and yet you posted as anon.

asshat
User avatar #4 - Fear The Pie Man (01/14/2010) [-]
I hate Illinois Nazis! BuuuWAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
#6 to #4 - anon (01/14/2010) [-]
You have just made my day.
#1 - anon (01/14/2010) [-]
Damn. Missed Penis by 8 minutes.


Gigglefit.
#2 to #1 - anon (01/14/2010) [-]
Awesome, now we can feel free to thumb down people who wrote penis without feeling guilty! :D

Nah, your comment made me laugh a little, thumbs up for you.
User avatar #11 - Supdude (01/15/2010) [-]
There is a rule called the Hitler's Time Travel Exemption Act. Don't believe me? Look it up.
User avatar #14 to #11 - JamieHyneman (01/15/2010) [-]
i searched it and it is rather clever = )
but there is one problem all we could really do concerning time travel is go back and just live out life coz if we go back we can't come back forward coz it would not exist back then and we can't really change anything major(or even minor for that matter)because then it will change the reason for going back or change the fact that we went back in the first place thus either way undoing events in such a way where we might as well not have bothered making the machine in the first place so in conclusion i say time travel is rather pointless because no matter what events get changed in such a way where we get sent back so its rather stupid the idea of time travel.
User avatar #24 to #14 - ZBixby (01/15/2010) [-]
Your idea is somewhat accurate. It's actually easier to think of it in the way that if we were to invent time travel and we went back in time to change something in the future from now then the changes would have already happened and we are actually currently living in the changed reality. This being said have we thought of it like that now and we decide not to invent time travel and go back to change something that has already happened as well and we are already living the product of that event in the future.
#25 to #24 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
creating a Paradox:
even worse then dividing by zero
#26 to #25 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
EXAMPLE: FUTURAMA

Fry is his own grandfather
#21 to #14 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
Exactly! Evidently somebody went back in time and elminated paragraphs.
#18 to #14 - MachoPPMan **User deleted account** (01/15/2010) [-]
Not really because we would be able to go to another universe and see what the past was like; see how we originated and what came to be. There's nothing wrong with helping out our own in another universe even if it won't change our own past.
User avatar #27 to #18 - JamieHyneman (01/15/2010) [-]
that would be known as cross inter-dimensional time travel slightly different but i see what you are trying to say just change reality and time period coz then it wouldn't change the fact that we went back in time.......oh no hang on we would have to go back in time in our reality then change dimension and then see what happened then come back to our dimension....but we would still have the problem that i stated coz to get back we couldn't coz the future isn't written so we couldn't come back but because no matter what we do when we go back in time we would change something that would eventually change us going back so we could change another dimension just not our own so my friend you have found a way to **** with other reality's good job
#16 to #14 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
Myth: Busted
#9 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
so wait
the laser pistol only knocked the officer down and a K34 killed the time traveller
american technology will always be 5 steps behind german
#10 to #9 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
if the future guy killed anyone but his target he could throw the future into chaos and destroy the sperm that he was in his fathers testicles, then the octopus would win.
#20 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
If i had a time machine i would go back to when jesus was just born and take him to the year 2081 so we could skip a few less than desirable periods of time. oh and i would also kill the two bastards that put new months in the middle of the f-ing year messing up the names forever.
#22 to #20 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
you would travel back i time to kill Julius Caesar?
Brutus?
#8 - PutsOnSunglasses (01/15/2010) [-]
Yarrr...its talk like pirateday on funnyjunk...Yarrr
#7 - anon (01/15/2010) [-]
future people are idiots... i mean really why come back in an astronaut suit when u can be in a juggernaught suit and have some fun with his army then kill him
#3 - MrSquiggly **User deleted account** (01/14/2010) [-]
this picture is very close to the "jewverine" pic
irony?
#29 - anon (06/25/2013) [-]
im sorry cant people in the futer talk i men it should b essy to explane why they are gonin to kill him imean show them pickters of the holackst (srry i cant spell very whell) and thin he will let you throw bu be for you kill him step on POCKET SAND and step 2 NUT PUNCH thin shot him i the chest and make him bleed out after dumpin salt and vinager on hiss wond and burnn 0.0 man i have ishuse well it is hitler i gess aww scrwit MAWW HA HA HA HAaaaaaa
#28 - anon (03/16/2011) [-]
If you want to know what could have happened if Hitler had perfected time travel, get my book, Blasphemer, the Time Conspiracy and the Heretic, here; [url deleted] it deals specifically with Hitler's "Bureau of Time Travel".
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