Five year olds. ...Why can't my grandma be this awesome?. Today I was cleaning my desk and in a drawer I found a message to my self from when I was five. It rea
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Five year olds

...Why can't my grandma be this awesome?

Today I was cleaning my desk and in a drawer I found a message to my self from when I
was five. It read: DREAMS I. becuse like my grandma 2. become a yet. The first one got me
really confused so I asked my mom about it. She told me "Your grandma was the best
female sniper in the russian millitary. She could snipe 20 people right where you wanted her
to and not miss by a fraction of a millimeter." I was smart when I was five. My grandma is
the best.
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Submitted: 01/13/2010
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#17 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
sniper wolf's daughter
User avatar #12 - hawkdude (01/14/2010) [-]
#14 to #12 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
White death is the beast sniper there is he killed 750 people in that battle too bad they finally got him and blew half his head off(which didnt kill himm HES THE ******* WHITE DEATH!!) he lived to be 93 or 92
#10 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
MLIA is fake as hell. The only reason I'm gonna get thumbs-downed is because you don't want to believe it's all ******** . I mean, come on. Every other post has something to do with a Harry Potter spell actually working, a Star Wars lightsaber fight on a college campus, or something about Waldo from "Where's Waldo". Really? You're all gonna believe that?
User avatar #9 - flashfire (01/14/2010) [-]
in soviet russia grandma snipe you!
#15 to #9 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
wouldn't that imply that you snipe grandmas
User avatar #18 to #15 - monkeezonfire (01/08/2011) [-]
and you don't?? GTFO
User avatar #7 - mrbiggols (01/14/2010) [-]
Most of the things posted on MLIA seem to be fake/ made up
User avatar #6 - OneHundredandFifty (01/14/2010) [-] age 5 he wanted to be a sniping vet??

does this involve operating on animals from a distance or shooting animals through a rifle?
#8 to #6 - ifuckinghateyou (01/14/2010) [-]
well if he shoots the animals, he also gets to help them.
so a win win for him.
User avatar #5 - GrammarOne (01/14/2010) [-]
What's the first thing going through your mind when you think about snipers? A .308 Lapua round.

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#13 to #5 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
What do snipers feel when they shoot people.
Nothing, the shoulder cushion blocked the recoil.
#16 to #13 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
What do snipers whisper to themselves after the shot
#3 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
I voted yes on the submission glad i made the right choice.
User avatar #2 - CharbyWaltz (01/14/2010) [-]
My grandma isn't that awesome either. :/
#11 to #2 - anonymous (01/14/2010) [-]
mine ***** with the door unlocked and open...
User avatar #4 to #2 - TheSimpleOne (01/14/2010) [-]
Mine is a religious bitch to my mother. She never wante my parents to be together. I've never like her. Or my mother's mother.
User avatar #1 - tavoxman (01/13/2010) [-]
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