Five year olds. ...Why can't my grandma be this awesome?. Today I was cleaning my desk and in a drawer I found a message to my self from when I was five. It rea sniper grandma five Year old MLIA epic win
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Five year olds. ...Why can't my grandma be this awesome?. Today I was cleaning my desk and in a drawer I found a message to my self from when I was five. It rea

...Why can't my grandma be this awesome?

Today I was cleaning my desk and in a drawer I found a message to my self from when I
was five. It read: DREAMS I. becuse like my grandma 2. become a yet. The first one got me
really confused so I asked my mom about it. She told me "Your grandma was the best
female sniper in the russian millitary. She could snipe 20 people right where you wanted her
to and not miss by a fraction of a millimeter." I was smart when I was five. My grandma is
the best.
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Views: 16188 Submitted: 01/13/2010
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#6 - OneHundredandFifty
Reply +11
(01/14/2010) [-]
sooooo...at age 5 he wanted to be a sniping vet??

does this involve operating on animals from a distance or shooting animals through a rifle?
#8 to #6 - ifuckinghateyou
Reply +2
(01/14/2010) [-]
well if he shoots the animals, he also gets to help them.
so a win win for him.
#12 - hawkdude
Reply +7
(01/14/2010) [-]
NOT AS GOOD AS THAT DUDE FROM FINLAND. (THE WHITE DEATH)
#14 to #12 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
White death is the beast sniper there is he killed 750 people in that battle too bad they finally got him and blew half his head off(which didnt kill himm HES THE ******* WHITE DEATH!!) he lived to be 93 or 92
#1 - tavoxman
Reply +5
(01/13/2010) [-]
MLIA
#9 - flashfire
Reply +4
(01/14/2010) [-]
in soviet russia grandma snipe you!
#15 to #9 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
wouldn't that imply that you snipe grandmas
#18 to #15 - monkeezonfire
Reply 0
(01/08/2011) [-]
and you don't?? GTFO
#5 - GrammarOne
Reply +4
(01/14/2010) [-]
What's the first thing going through your mind when you think about snipers? A .308 Lapua round.

Sincerely, Grammar One.
#13 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
What do snipers feel when they shoot people.
Nothing, the shoulder cushion blocked the recoil.
#16 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
What do snipers whisper to themselves after the shot
Boom.....Headshot
#17 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
sniper wolf's daughter
#10 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
MLIA is fake as hell. The only reason I'm gonna get thumbs-downed is because you don't want to believe it's all ********. I mean, come on. Every other post has something to do with a Harry Potter spell actually working, a Star Wars lightsaber fight on a college campus, or something about Waldo from "Where's Waldo". Really? You're all gonna believe that?
#7 - mrbiggols
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
Most of the things posted on MLIA seem to be fake/ made up
#3 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
I voted yes on the submission glad i made the right choice.
#2 - CharbyWaltz
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
My grandma isn't that awesome either. :/
#4 to #2 - TheSimpleOne
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
Mine is a religious bitch to my mother. She never wante my parents to be together. I've never like her. Or my mother's mother.
#11 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(01/14/2010) [-]
mine ***** with the door unlocked and open...