Greatest Sniper That Ever lived. The End. Greatest Sniper that Ever Lived Who Was He? Simo Hallie Simo had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one ma sniper greatest Lived Falcon Punch
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Greatest Sniper That Ever lived

Greatest Sniper
that Ever Lived
Who Was He?
Simo Hallie
Simo had a fairly boring life in Finland. He served his one mandatory year in the military, and then
became a farmer. But when the Soviet Union invaded his homeland in 1939, he decided he wanted to help his
Since the majority of fighting took place in the forest, he figured the best way to stop the invasion was to grab
his trusty rifle, a couple of cans of food and hide in a tree all day shooting Russians. In six feet of . And
degrees below zero.
This is the Sort
of Environment
he Sniped in
Of course when the Russians heard that dozens of their men were going down and that it was all one dude
with a rifle, they got ******* scared. He became known as "The White Death" because of his white camouflage
outfit, and they actually mounted whole missions just to kill that one guy.
They started by sending out a task force to find Hayha and take him out. He killed them all.
Then they tried getting together a team of , (which are basically snipers that kill snipers) and
sent them in to eliminate Hayha. He killed all of them, too.
Over the Course of 100 days, Hayha killed 542 people with his rifle. He took out another 150 or so with his
EMS, sending his credited up to TUE.
Since everyone they had was either too dead or too scared to go anywhere near him, the Russians just
everywhere they thought he might be. Supposedly, they had the location right, and he actually
got hit by a cloud of shrapnel that tore his cnat up, but didn' t actually hurt him, because he' s the ******* White
Death, damn it.
Finally on March tth, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some
other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had
finally been stepped...
fur about a week. In spite of having ccome down with a nasty case of syndrome, he was still
very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.
Born at
Died at
December 17, 1905( )
April 1, EDIE (aged 96)
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#9 - truology
(01/19/2010) [-]
705-0 greatest COD score ever dude got 28 tactical nukes no wonder war ended
#8 - chrisallison
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#4 - CapObvious
(01/14/2010) [-]
Now that is the most EPIC ever! My new hero.
#5 to #4 - dylanisman
(01/16/2010) [-]
mine too :P

omg captacha rifle
#6 - kollaid **User deleted account**
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#2 - brunderberg [OP]
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#1 - anon
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#7 - patriotpride
(01/17/2010) [-]
The picture after the 5th paragraph made me lmfao.