Father Figure. Great father figure. I' m worried about mmr' I read an article on the importance of a strong male role model in a young boy' s life. You know, hi father figure lol win Awesome
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Father Figure

Father Figure. Great father figure. I' m worried about mmr' I read an article on the importance of a strong male role model in a young boy' s life. You know, hi

Great father figure

I' m worried about
mmr'
I read an article
on the importance
of a strong male
role model in a young
boy' s life. You know,
his father left us before
he was even born...
Iri" Iri" I
mend so I worry about him!
All he does is sit in there
playing his "mario box" all
day long. Where is he
going to find a father
figure?
PEEP?
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User avatar #7 - Lenintoast (01/17/2011) [-]
it was a great life for him, he grew up strong, fit, smart, everything a mother could want. Until one day he was driving home wit his lovely wife and 2 beautiful children. When suddenly the car in front of him swerved into his lane. Forcing him off the road and into a ravine.
Panicked, he did the one thing he could rember being taught as a child.
he did a barrel role.
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#14 to #7 - EpicPlatypus (01/17/2011) [-]
WIN
#21 to #7 - HIMTheSixSixSix (01/18/2011) [-]
yes.

this is a win
#10 to #7 - Maetheus (01/17/2011) [-]
******* win.
#184 - theworkingtitle (01/18/2011) [-]
I never had a father and look how I turned out
#186 to #184 - whiteboychevy (01/18/2011) [-]
after the diet....
User avatar #191 - AdobeMan (01/18/2011) [-]
"Never give up.
Trust your instincts.

now DO A BARREL ROLL!!!"
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#211 - RetroToons (01/18/2011) [-]
Ash didn't need aa father figure.
User avatar #252 to #211 - daj (01/18/2011) [-]
oh yea, instead he dropped out of school, went around with random strangers, and got into so many animal fights, more then half of the ones he used had to be permantly in faoster care bby an old guy
User avatar #218 to #211 - Katzie (01/18/2011) [-]
Ash didn't even go to school!
#206 - gorturtle (01/18/2011) [-]
who needs a father figure? certainly not my kids.
#201 - ampy (01/18/2011) [-]
Think about it.
Does he REALLY need a father?
#3 - DerpityDerp (01/17/2011) [-]
Wanna hear something sadly funny? When I was little, I used to runlike a blithering retard, pretty much just shuffling my feet and trying not to move my arms for god knows why. Even one of my close friends, I recall, would tell me I looked like an idiot. That was until I played Kingdom Hearts, which was like crack for a six or seven year old mind. One day, I figured "Let me try to run like Sora."  
  
Execute badass run.  
Ended up being second-fastest kid in the class.  
<<< Felt this awesome.
Wanna hear something sadly funny? When I was little, I used to runlike a blithering retard, pretty much just shuffling my feet and trying not to move my arms for god knows why. Even one of my close friends, I recall, would tell me I looked like an idiot. That was until I played Kingdom Hearts, which was like crack for a six or seven year old mind. One day, I figured "Let me try to run like Sora."

Execute badass run.
Ended up being second-fastest kid in the class.
<<< Felt this awesome.
#131 to #3 - HelplessHysteria ONLINE (01/18/2011) [-]
Haha
That reminds me that I used to run like Sonic the Hedgehog...
User avatar #307 to #3 - cutetechnoraver (06/18/2011) [-]
I use to do the same thing in gym class. When I was getting tired I'd think "sora never stops running.." and I'd keep running. <3
User avatar #160 to #3 - heromaxmus (01/18/2011) [-]
what are you talking about kingdom hearts is still crack to me and im 15
User avatar #298 to #160 - DerpityDerp (01/18/2011) [-]
I know, I'm 14 and just went out and bought Re: Coded :D but that was like literal drugs combining Disney movies with ass-kicking.
User avatar #223 to #3 - PixieLOL (01/18/2011) [-]
and that is partly why Kingdom Hearts is awesome!
User avatar #300 to #3 - EpicFacePalm (01/18/2011) [-]
My name's Sora, Sora Gump.
#4 to #3 - Schmangeetay (01/17/2011) [-]
cool story bro :D
cool story bro :D

#1 - Audra (01/17/2011) [-]
Yes but a good father figure doesn't demand a barrel roll out of you every 5 seconds.
#239 to #1 - DerfVader (01/18/2011) [-]
This reminds me of that hag of a shrew on the Secret Of NIMH.
User avatar #8 to #1 - DomSonnovavich (01/17/2011) [-]
...but a great father figure does
#224 - Jracx (01/18/2011) [-]
Dad died when I was two
#195 - AllenIverson (01/18/2011) [-]
I AM MY OWN FATHER
User avatar #197 to #195 - CowPatty (01/18/2011) [-]
Fun Fact:

Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
User avatar #199 to #197 - intantsmemefj (01/18/2011) [-]
chuck norris lost his virginity befor his dad did
User avatar #210 to #199 - monkeezonfire (01/18/2011) [-]
Chuck Norris is the first man to land on the sun
#34 - toastbusters (01/18/2011) [-]
also...
#269 - Galante (01/18/2011) [-]
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User avatar #220 - roundbox (01/18/2011) [-]
That explains why I have the need to do barrel rolls as an adult
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#196 - AllenIverson (01/18/2011) [-]
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#203 to #196 - wlflvr (01/18/2011) [-]
nooo..... dont cry, heres a tap
#216 to #203 - sumkinduvmalice (01/18/2011) [-]
I I I lo love Tapsssssssssssssssss
#38 - foreveranonymous (01/18/2011) [-]
I was playing Starfox 64 once and Peppy Hare told me to do a barrel roll. So I did... into a rock... and I died...
#181 - nippleshit (01/18/2011) [-]
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#253 - crystalakekiler (01/18/2011) [-]
DO A BARREL ROLL!
DO A BARREL ROLL!
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