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Sicki PT 6

SICKI COMP
PART 6
I got Jealous when I found out my
wife spent minutes alone with
some other guy the other day....
I' had to spend " years with
the bitch.
when people ask me what I do, I tell
them I test rape alarms.
It sounds better than saying I' m a
rapist.
Apparently it you listen to a Justin
Bieber song backwards you can
hear messages from Satan.
Even worse though is it you play it
forwards. you hear Justin Bieber.
This girl came up to me today and
said she recognized me from
vegetarian club.
I was confused.
I' d never met herbivore.
I dont see rascism as a lite choice.
but as a disease.
A disease brought over by those
tucking triggers from Africa
It was my first night at home with
my wife since I came back from the
war in Afghanistan. I was waiting
for her in bed as she was having a
shower.
Then she came out with a towel on
her head and I shot her.
I Just had a great holiday in China
everything is so cheap. Especially
the prostitutes I must have slept
with a dozen different ones.
I think.
It isn' t premarital sex it you have
no intention of getting married
I hate people that leave their dogs
in cars.
Especially when they just sit there
barking at my kids the whole time
I' m in the pub.
Maths problems. the only place
where someone can buy
60 watermelons and no one
wonders why.
Why does Beyonces sing 'to the
left, to the left'?
Cos everyone knows blacks don' t
have any rights
What' s better than winning a gold
metal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
for one
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User avatar #373 - Ouronlysaviortwo (01/16/2011) [-]
Satan messages in reversed JB songs?

I hear the same thing forwards!
#370 - whhall (01/16/2011) [-]
Zero effort from you , zero thumbs for you
User avatar #369 - flowerdog (01/16/2011) [-]
don't get afgan one
User avatar #381 to #369 - deadguyseven ONLINE (01/17/2011) [-]
her towel was on her head making her (discriminatingly) a afgan / taliban so he shot her for looking like a terrorist
User avatar #384 to #381 - flowerdog (01/17/2011) [-]
ohhhhhhhhhhh lol
User avatar #368 - funnyisntjunk (01/16/2011) [-]
Guys, admit it, at least one of those became your Facebook status.
#367 - marcoconte **User deleted account** (01/16/2011) [-]

abuse me
#366 - kurai **User deleted account** (01/16/2011) [-]
[url deleted] and this link [url deleted]

hey you faggs can you help me vote on this funny awesome site
my user name is FunnyJunk
thanks for all your support!
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User avatar #363 - WillWalrus (01/16/2011) [-]
DON'T ******* CURSE! IT'S ******* OFFENSIVE AND ANYONE WHO CURSES IS A DAMN *********** !
#362 - waafflepwn (01/16/2011) [-]
< this person look like you ?
User avatar #382 to #362 - TreesyDoesIt (01/17/2011) [-]
faegan?
#375 to #362 - thebustiegirlscout (01/16/2011) [-]
........ not at all, and no i dont want candy
#360 - umopapisdn ONLINE (01/16/2011) [-]
< hard at work
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#351 - anonymous (01/16/2011) [-]
#349 - EpicNeonBear (01/16/2011) [-]
i dont get the pshyciatrist one (the pink one)
#383 to #349 - jrocksz (01/17/2011) [-]
it says one first because the psychic already knew the question and answered it
#376 to #349 - thebustiegirlscout (01/16/2011) [-]
my niether
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#359 to #349 - Shoosh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #357 to #349 - drawesomeballs (01/16/2011) [-]
being hard - boner
hard at work - good worker
yes?
#356 to #349 - anonymous (01/16/2011) [-]
That's because it says "psychic."
#358 to #356 - EpicNeonBear (01/16/2011) [-]
ohh i missed that
#347 - stapnial (01/16/2011) [-]
I almost grammar Nazi-ed you for "Metal" instead of "Medal". Then I decided that you made me laugh, so it was okay! :D
#372 to #347 - MercenaryPenguin (01/16/2011) [-]
Thats a spelling error you idiot. Not grammar.
Fukken jew.
#377 to #372 - thebustiegirlscout (01/16/2011) [-]
you spelt ******* wrong, dumb ass bitch
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User avatar #343 - martyrlz (01/16/2011) [-]
gold metal

wut
#342 - DarkLogic (01/16/2011) [-]
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