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Sicki PT 6

SICKI COMP
PART 6
I got Jealous when I found out my
wife spent minutes alone with
some other guy the other day....
I' had to spend " years with
the bitch.
when people ask me what I do, I tell
them I test rape alarms.
It sounds better than saying I' m a
rapist.
Apparently it you listen to a Justin
Bieber song backwards you can
hear messages from Satan.
Even worse though is it you play it
forwards. you hear Justin Bieber.
This girl came up to me today and
said she recognized me from
vegetarian club.
I was confused.
I' d never met herbivore.
I dont see rascism as a lite choice.
but as a disease.
A disease brought over by those
tucking triggers from Africa
It was my first night at home with
my wife since I came back from the
war in Afghanistan. I was waiting
for her in bed as she was having a
shower.
Then she came out with a towel on
her head and I shot her.
I Just had a great holiday in China
everything is so cheap. Especially
the prostitutes I must have slept
with a dozen different ones.
I think.
It isn' t premarital sex it you have
no intention of getting married
I hate people that leave their dogs
in cars.
Especially when they just sit there
barking at my kids the whole time
I' m in the pub.
Maths problems. the only place
where someone can buy
60 watermelons and no one
wonders why.
Why does Beyonces sing 'to the
left, to the left'?
Cos everyone knows blacks don' t
have any rights
What' s better than winning a gold
metal at the Special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
for one
LAST compilation!
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User avatar #146 - HayleyWilliams (01/16/2011) [-]
A vegetarian club...that's an interesting place to meat someone.
User avatar #147 to #146 - FroggieMalapropos (01/16/2011) [-]
I see what you did there.
User avatar #169 to #154 - felixtheduke (01/16/2011) [-]
Hey, he's got no beef with you
#115 - jubbleu (01/16/2011) [-]
Oh, sweet irony.
#182 - rentman (01/16/2011) [-]
scroll up and down really fast...........party hard!!
#301 to #182 - heldor (01/16/2011) [-]
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#194 to #192 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/16/2011) [-]
I think I've seen you before....
I think I've seen you before....
#202 to #194 - kalabungatom (01/16/2011) [-]
all i see is yellow flashing across my screen! oh god...
User avatar #209 to #194 - DiePotatoDie (01/16/2011) [-]
you have so many japanese gifs and pics, BACON
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#3 to #1 - forkidsmindsonly (01/16/2011) [-]
As it is... I dont have any place for the bottom of this one picture...

click it if ya cant read it;
User avatar #9 to #1 - SomeKindaRandomGuy (01/16/2011) [-]
just waait another 20 or so hours, then you know it, it'll be full
#34 to #1 - cakeater (01/16/2011) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #1 - DANCINGLOBSTERS (01/16/2011) [-]
Someone should put the word 'Internet' above the girl and '4Chan' above the horse.
#113 - Drumachine (01/16/2011) [-]
60 WATERMELONS??!!
#271 to #113 - goodstorybro (01/16/2011) [-]
Even asians like 'em!
#50 - Dudewheresmyjew (01/16/2011) [-]
For her birthday, I got my girlfriend a double dildo

To be honest she didn't know which way to take it.
#89 to #50 - infallible (01/16/2011) [-]
OH God! the hagrid pic made your comment hilarious!
User avatar #260 - abstract (01/16/2011) [-]
To me, modern art is a lot like oral sex.

My six year old daughter could do it.
User avatar #329 - DeathKnight (01/16/2011) [-]
person in the math problem must be a ****** .
#333 to #329 - jizzcake **User deleted account** (01/16/2011) [-]
Also.. you read this in my voice.
#353 to #333 - fearinmotion (01/16/2011) [-]
Would you read it in a different voice?
#111 - Yasoofeus (01/16/2011) [-]
unless you're a ******
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User avatar #181 - adamsvette (01/16/2011) [-]
i was wearing an ozzy shirt to a church a long time ago, and some ladys like "if you listen to his album backwards you can almost hear 'i love satan!' "
so i said "if you listen to it forwards you can hear it a lot better".
#91 - infallible (01/16/2011) [-]
@ the fifth one
#32 - derpenshnoff (01/16/2011) [-]
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im going to hell for laughing at the not being a retard one
#101 to #32 - taila (01/16/2011) [-]
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#292 - mrgoo (01/16/2011) [-]
"Have you ever wondered if your mother kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?"
"Have you ever wondered if your mother kissed you goodnight after giving your dad a blowjob?"
User avatar #309 to #292 - williamz (01/16/2011) [-]
-poker face-
#305 to #292 - jizzcake **User deleted account** (01/16/2011) [-]
#163 - JamaicanBacon (01/16/2011) [-]
by definition, your dad is a real ************
#200 - ponchilio (01/16/2011) [-]
My god, that was hilarious, I love these but at the same time, I know I'm going to hell for every laugh.
User avatar #175 - ElijahWade (01/16/2011) [-]
The psychic one is wrong. It's none because its already changed before it goes out.
#183 to #175 - John Cena (01/16/2011) [-]
but how many did it take to do that?





exactly.
#87 - agking (01/16/2011) [-]
A mom heard "Baby,Baby,Baby Oohh" on her daughter's room, so she decided to see what was happening.
The mom found out she was having sex with a boy then said
"Thank god, i thought you were listening to Justin Bieber."
#308 - spookycookie (01/16/2011) [-]
ha lucky for me my mom never kissed me good night
#263 - JuicyMcgee (01/16/2011) [-]
That Afghanistan one made me rofl
That Afghanistan one made me rofl
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