I wish I was fired like this. hotdogs. TEAM DPE E EMPLOYEE WARNING RECORD assistant manager DATE: Nature of Incident: Performance Type of " Policy Violation w!
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TEAM DPE E
EMPLOYEE WARNING
RECORD
assistant manager DATE:
Nature of Incident: Performance Type of "
Policy Violation w! rollng Final Action Fish
i, my Suspension Warning
Details ofa' ,
Came to work intoxicated on unknown substance possibly of hallucinogenic
nature. Helena to customers as "bovine and porcine". Alter a customer
complained he told her to " go straddle a narwhale you chlorinated gene pool"
Was removed from customer service tn plaza cutting area when he wrote
messages to customers concerning the nature of "pi". He became frustrated
when he could only recite "pi" to the aat' t digit. When told to go home he
smeared lava can mix over his lace and yelled " I' m Flick James, hitch":
was not metered on for any shift today.
Action to be taken:
Termination
Failure to correct problem will result in: MA
Followups date ( ) / A
Previous warnings:
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Submitted: 01/15/2011
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#2 - jetsmiley (01/15/2011) [-]
sounds like my dad
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