The Answers. I think it's funny.. The Answers Four guys awake in a darkened room, to hear a voice come out of the darkness, Welcome to my humble abode" The four madman kill joke
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The Answers

The Answers. I think it's funny.. The Answers Four guys awake in a darkened room, to hear a voice come out of the darkness, Welcome to my humble abode" The four

I think it's funny.

The Answers
Four guys awake in a darkened room, to hear a
voice come out of the darkness,
Welcome to my humble abode"
The four men had been kidnapped by a madman,
who is known to kill all but one of his victims,
He tells them men he is going to ask them a
question, and whoever gives the best answer will
get to live,
The men agree, knowing their answer can be the
difference between life and death,
What is the fastest thing you can think of?"
One man immediately responds, "A thought! They
just come out of nowhere really fast!"
The madman agrees that a thought is really fast,
and waits for another answer,
A blink! You blink all the time without even
knowing it because it happens so fast!"
The madman decides that this answer was not as
good as the last, and kills the man,
Another man shouts out, "A light switch! I have a
light switch at my house, and when I flip it, the
light on my barn comes on in an instant!"
The madman agrees this is a great answer, and
killed the guy who responded with a thought,
The madman turns to the last guy, and asks "The
speed of light, that' s not going to be easy to beat!"
The man thinks a bit, and smiles and says,
Diarrhea!"
The madman in confused, "How is that faster than
any of the previous answers?"
Well, the other day I had Diarrhea, and before I
could think, blink, or turn on the light, I had
already **** myself!"
The madman laughs, and kills the other man and
lets the guy go,
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#50 - badhatharry (01/15/2011) [-]
I read "Welcome to my humble Adobe"
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#51 to #50 - shotthesherriff **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#52 - limey (01/15/2011) [-]
men cumming?
men cumming?
User avatar #66 to #52 - AlexsusRakeus (01/15/2011) [-]
what film is that even from?
User avatar #67 to #66 - limey (01/15/2011) [-]
scary movie one
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#1 - Vladono (01/14/2011) [-]
So much WIN
So much WIN
User avatar #24 to #1 - LittleShippy (01/15/2011) [-]
acid trip
#57 - guitarmanalex (01/15/2011) [-]
this made me laugh, well done.
this made me laugh, well done.
#40 - hankwareagle (01/15/2011) [-]
moral of the story, tell jokes, itll save you???
#7 - editreality (01/15/2011) [-]
I blow people up, and I find this funny
I blow people up, and I find this funny
#73 - ThatGuyWhosAwesome (01/15/2011) [-]
"The madman laughs kills the other man and lets the guy go" What lovely end to the story, apart from the fact that there was three homocides by a mentally ill man who is at large.
User avatar #63 - eastsidecholo (01/15/2011) [-]
HAHAHa you funny guy , i kill you last..
#82 to #63 - anon (01/15/2011) [-]
Here's the picture
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User avatar #27 - pedobearown (01/15/2011) [-]
how was he killing them all... A ******* BULLET
#30 to #27 - pokaymahn (01/15/2011) [-]
one in the chamber
#31 to #27 - anon (01/15/2011) [-]
.....A bullet is faster than light?
User avatar #32 to #31 - pedobearown (01/15/2011) [-]
could be... cuz your dead by the time you flip the switch
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User avatar #36 to #35 - pedobearown (01/15/2011) [-]
didnt he beat his wife...
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User avatar #41 to #37 - JuTeKa (01/15/2011) [-]
Unless they were bullets made of light!
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#44 to #42 - docxy (01/15/2011) [-]
im the fastest
im the fastest
#69 to #44 - limey (01/15/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #34 to #32 - nevetsthereaper (01/15/2011) [-]
so a bullet is super-massive at top speed? wierd, i thought that would throw off earths orbit.
#12 - graknab (01/15/2011) [-]
Welcome to my humble abode
#78 to #18 - graknab (01/15/2011) [-]
Time to die, John
User avatar #38 - XJimboSliceX (01/15/2011) [-]
.....then the mad man took the last guy out for a beer and asked him to talk more about bowl movements and such
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#79 - silentkiler ONLINE (01/15/2011) [-]
best answer, you mad?
best answer, you mad?
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