The Answers. I think it's funny.. The Answers Four guys awake in a darkened room, to hear a voice come out of the darkness, Welcome to my humble abode" The four
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I think it's funny.

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Four guys awake in a darkened room, to hear a
voice come out of the darkness,
Welcome to my humble abode"
The four men had been kidnapped by a madman,
who is known to kill all but one of his victims,
He tells them men he is going to ask them a
question, and whoever gives the best answer will
get to live,
The men agree, knowing their answer can be the
difference between life and death,
What is the fastest thing you can think of?"
One man immediately responds, "A thought! They
just come out of nowhere really fast!"
The madman agrees that a thought is really fast,
and waits for another answer,
A blink! You blink all the time without even
knowing it because it happens so fast!"
The madman decides that this answer was not as
good as the last, and kills the man,
Another man shouts out, "A light switch! I have a
light switch at my house, and when I flip it, the
light on my barn comes on in an instant!"
The madman agrees this is a great answer, and
killed the guy who responded with a thought,
The madman turns to the last guy, and asks "The
speed of light, that' s not going to be easy to beat!"
The man thinks a bit, and smiles and says,
Diarrhea!"
The madman in confused, "How is that faster than
any of the previous answers?"
Well, the other day I had Diarrhea, and before I
could think, blink, or turn on the light, I had
already **** myself!"
The madman laughs, and kills the other man and
lets the guy go,
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Submitted: 01/14/2011
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#4 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#50 - badhatharry (01/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
I read "Welcome to my humble Adobe"
User avatar #13 - SteveHomoki (01/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
So the moral of the story is to make a mad man laugh? Well... I guess laughter is pretty universal. Even for someone crazy.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tharper (01/15/2011) [-]
Because you cant spell "slaughter" without "laughter"
#52 - limey (01/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
men cumming?
men cumming?
#73 - ThatGuyWhosAwesome (01/15/2011) [-]
"The madman laughs kills the other man and lets the guy go" What lovely end to the story, apart from the fact that there was three homocides by a mentally ill man who is at large.
#1 - Vladono (01/14/2011) [+] (1 reply)
So much WIN
So much WIN
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#57 - guitarmanalex (01/15/2011) [-]
this made me laugh, well done.
this made me laugh, well done.
#40 - hankwareagle (01/15/2011) [-]
moral of the story, tell jokes, itll save you???
#7 - editreality (01/15/2011) [-]
I blow people up, and I find this funny
I blow people up, and I find this funny
#49 - ghettoelectro (01/15/2011) [+] (7 replies)
Not to read.
#53 to #49 - MrRickAstley (01/15/2011) [-]
If you read, you laugh.
User avatar #63 - eastsidecholo (01/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
HAHAHa you funny guy , i kill you last..
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#47 - slapadabass (01/15/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #21 - kyleGM (01/15/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Why you gotta make me read bro? :(
#25 to #21 - bearbearluv (01/15/2011) [-]
This what you're looking for?
This what you're looking for?
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#12 - graknab (01/15/2011) [+] (4 replies)
Welcome to my humble abode
#79 - silentkiler (01/15/2011) [-]
best answer, you mad?
best answer, you mad?
User avatar #27 - pedobearown (01/15/2011) [+] (11 replies)
how was he killing them all... A ******* BULLET
#44 to #42 - docxy (01/15/2011) [-]
im the fastest
im the fastest
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