Dumb Bitch. Lolol. one evening last week. nut girlfriend and I were getting into tied. Well. the nussing starts to heat M, and she sass. 'l don' t feel like it
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Dumb Bitch

Lolol

one evening last week. nut girlfriend and I were getting into
tied.
Well. the nussing starts to heat M, and she sass. 'l
don' t feel like it I inst want than to hold me.‘
I said. 'WAIITT?!! What Was that?!‘
Se she sass the words that event on the planet
dreads to hear...
You' re lust not in touch with emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to mist! sour needs as a
she to ms hunted lent: hit saving. ‘cannon inst
have me fortune I am and not Whail no tannin in the
bedroom?‘
limiting that nothing was going to mitten that night. I went
to sceen.
The new has tiah I outed to take the day an of work in menu
time with her. We Went out to a nice lunch and then went
shunning at a his his unnamed store. I Wanted
around with her while she tried all several itinerant were
espensive outfits. she couldn' t decide which one to take. so
I told her We' d inst has them all. she Wanted new shoes In
compliment her new clothes. so I said. ‘lets get a hair let
each outfit.‘
We Went on to the when she nicked out
a hair at diamond earrings. let me tell you. she was so
excited. Hie must have thought I was one Waite short at a
I started to think she was testing me bceause
we when for a tennis when she doesn' t even know
new to mail tennis.
I think I threw her for a lean When I said. Thats fine. honey.‘
She Was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all N the
excitement smiling with excited , she finale
said. 'l think this is all near. lets go to the cashier.‘
I could harm contain myself when I out We henhei. I
dent feel like It.'
Her face insistent man: as her law manner! with
a harms. 'multip'
I then said. ‘Honey! I lust Want Hell to Hate this stuff for a
Weile. You' re lust not m touch with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy sour shunning needs as a
woman.‘
and lust When she had this will like she was going to Kill me.
I added. We he can' t you lust lose melamine I am and not for
the things I has lieu?‘
I' m not having an tonight either_ hut at
least that hitch knows I' m smarter than her.
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User avatar #4 - BigBaldNold (01/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
accidently clicked next without thumbing. never in all the years of FJ have i been bothered to come back and thumb up.
#14 - widar (01/14/2011) [-]
Still funny, but putting your name beneath it and suggesting that it's yours is a plain lie.
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Read the tags.
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User avatar #489 - bmazing (01/15/2011) [-]
dont try and take credit for this, you ******
#475 - icurdarkness (01/15/2011) [-]
is a repost an instrument?
#283 - TehNinjaOkina (01/15/2011) [-]
Nothing pisses me off more than when people steal a joke and claim it as theirs.
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#197 - Achtentwintig (01/15/2011) [-]
It's a funny story and I enjoyed it the first time that I saw it here.  
  
Ah well ,at least I finally get to use this image in a comment!
It's a funny story and I enjoyed it the first time that I saw it here.

Ah well ,at least I finally get to use this image in a comment!
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