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one evening last week. nut girlfriend and I were getting into
tied.
Well. the nussing starts to heat M, and she sass. 'l
don' t feel like it I inst want than to hold me.‘
I said. 'WAIITT?!! What Was that?!‘
Se she sass the words that event on the planet
dreads to hear...
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woman enough for me to mist! sour needs as a
she to ms hunted lent: hit saving. ‘cannon inst
have me fortune I am and not Whail no tannin in the
bedroom?‘
limiting that nothing was going to mitten that night. I went
to sceen.
The new has tiah I outed to take the day an of work in menu
time with her. We Went out to a nice lunch and then went
shunning at a his his unnamed store. I Wanted
around with her while she tried all several itinerant were
espensive outfits. she couldn' t decide which one to take. so
I told her We' d inst has them all. she Wanted new shoes In
compliment her new clothes. so I said. ‘lets get a hair let
each outfit.‘
We Went on to the when she nicked out
a hair at diamond earrings. let me tell you. she was so
excited. Hie must have thought I was one Waite short at a
I started to think she was testing me bceause
we when for a tennis when she doesn' t even know
new to mail tennis.
I think I threw her for a lean When I said. Thats fine. honey.‘
She Was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all N the
excitement smiling with excited , she finale
said. 'l think this is all near. lets go to the cashier.‘
I could harm contain myself when I out We henhei. I
dent feel like It.'
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a harms. 'multip'
I then said. ‘Honey! I lust Want Hell to Hate this stuff for a
Weile. You' re lust not m touch with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy sour shunning needs as a
woman.‘
and lust When she had this will like she was going to Kill me.
I added. We he can' t you lust lose melamine I am and not for
the things I has lieu?‘
I' m not having an tonight either_ hut at
least that hitch knows I' m smarter than her.
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User avatar #509 - thegreatbizzo (01/20/2011) [-]
I'm a lady, and I approve this post.
#506 - idkwatimdoing (01/15/2011) [-]
the dude's face the whole time
#505 - anonymous (01/15/2011) [-]
regardless of who first wrote it..best..thing..ever
User avatar #504 - ThoseLilBastards (01/15/2011) [-]
That is the smartest **** I've every heard.
User avatar #508 to #504 - Nameloc (01/20/2011) [-]
That would be steven hawkings **** amplified.
#501 - anonymous (01/15/2011) [-]
never been the case one this end. Whatever, I'm twisted

Jlloyd to the max
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#497 - anonymous (01/15/2011) [-]
Congrats on getting front page for posting a joke many have heard before and signing it as your own. You win.
#496 - tallzdatank (01/15/2011) [-]
may be a repost, but if it is i havent seen it, at least not in a long time. funny as hell. even my girlfriend laughed at this one
User avatar #494 - flaily (01/15/2011) [-]
Thumb well earned
#493 - Bourky (01/15/2011) [-]
C'mon guys, give this man some credit! I mean, he took all the time to change the font, the color and to add his signature! He went all out on this one :O
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#492 - imsohigh (01/15/2011) [-]
i was just thinking about this joke the other day lol
User avatar #490 - emperorape (01/15/2011) [-]
you guys have a bed and department store in the kitchen?
User avatar #489 - bmazing (01/15/2011) [-]
dont try and take credit for this, you ******
#488 - anonymous (01/15/2011) [-]
< ---- sooo true!
< ---- sooo true!
#487 - Fear The Pie Man (01/15/2011) [-]
May be a repost, but it's still a great joke!
User avatar #486 - TheColdandRain (01/15/2011) [-]
I dunno, or you could just care about her for one day and then maybe she'll wanna **** you.
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