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Dumb Bitch

one evening last week. nut girlfriend and I were getting into
tied.
Well. the nussing starts to heat M, and she sass. 'l
don' t feel like it I inst want than to hold me.‘
I said. 'WAIITT?!! What Was that?!‘
Se she sass the words that event on the planet
dreads to hear...
You' re lust not in touch with emotional needs as a
woman enough for me to mist! sour needs as a
she to ms hunted lent: hit saving. ‘cannon inst
have me fortune I am and not Whail no tannin in the
bedroom?‘
limiting that nothing was going to mitten that night. I went
to sceen.
The new has tiah I outed to take the day an of work in menu
time with her. We Went out to a nice lunch and then went
shunning at a his his unnamed store. I Wanted
around with her while she tried all several itinerant were
espensive outfits. she couldn' t decide which one to take. so
I told her We' d inst has them all. she Wanted new shoes In
compliment her new clothes. so I said. ‘lets get a hair let
each outfit.‘
We Went on to the when she nicked out
a hair at diamond earrings. let me tell you. she was so
excited. Hie must have thought I was one Waite short at a
I started to think she was testing me bceause
we when for a tennis when she doesn' t even know
new to mail tennis.
I think I threw her for a lean When I said. Thats fine. honey.‘
She Was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all N the
excitement smiling with excited , she finale
said. 'l think this is all near. lets go to the cashier.‘
I could harm contain myself when I out We henhei. I
dent feel like It.'
Her face insistent man: as her law manner! with
a harms. 'multip'
I then said. ‘Honey! I lust Want Hell to Hate this stuff for a
Weile. You' re lust not m touch with my financial needs as a
man enough for me to satisfy sour shunning needs as a
woman.‘
and lust When she had this will like she was going to Kill me.
I added. We he can' t you lust lose melamine I am and not for
the things I has lieu?‘
I' m not having an tonight either_ hut at
least that hitch knows I' m smarter than her.
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#228 - mydixienormus (01/15/2011) [-]
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#14 - widar (01/14/2011) [-]
Still funny, but putting your name beneath it and suggesting that it's yours is a plain lie.
#267 - fortes (01/15/2011) [-]
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#264 - AwzmNorwegian (01/15/2011) [-]
FLAWLESS VICTORY
#197 - Achtentwintig (01/15/2011) [-]
It's a funny story and I enjoyed it the first time that I saw it here.  
  
Ah well ,at least I finally get to use this image in a comment!
It's a funny story and I enjoyed it the first time that I saw it here.

Ah well ,at least I finally get to use this image in a comment!
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User avatar #448 - NuggetMC (01/15/2011) [-]
one time i heard this joke.
and then i heard it again.
and again.
and again.
and again.
and again.
you see where this is going.
#458 to #448 - Kushmonster (01/15/2011) [-]
I think I do.
#181 - luvsumsammich (01/15/2011) [-]
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#196 to #181 - marioboy (01/15/2011) [-]
nice gif from vampire suck
#200 to #196 - luvsumsammich (01/15/2011) [-]
challenge accepted
#175 - marek (01/15/2011) [-]
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#300 - Diggaholic (01/15/2011) [-]
When you got home she said..
When you got home she said..
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#215 - thefisk (01/15/2011) [-]
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User avatar #217 to #215 - CanadaTacos (01/15/2011) [-]
Show me link to this story = I believe your overused gif.
#270 - RaughOutRoud (01/15/2011) [-]
This contains an epic brofist of greatness so powerful that no on can withstand it!
This contains an epic brofist of greatness so powerful that no on can withstand it!
User avatar #4 - BigBaldNold (01/14/2011) [-]
accidently clicked next without thumbing. never in all the years of FJ have i been bothered to come back and thumb up.
User avatar #5 to #4 - atilia (01/14/2011) [-]
i did the same thing
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#493 - Bourky (01/15/2011) [-]
C'mon guys, give this man some credit! I mean, he took all the time to change the font, the color and to add his signature! He went all out on this one :O
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#213 - XxNearliekbaconxX (01/15/2011) [-]
This joke is seen so many times I saw it in a goddamn magazine years ago.
#139 - blooxpert (01/15/2011) [-]
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