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#3 - doctorhax
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(01/14/2011) [-]
My girlfriend's a pornstar - Boy will she be pissed when she finds out

No, pornhub, I don't wanna play poker, I'm at work

I was raping a woman last night an she screamed "NO! THINK OF MY CHILDREN!" - Kinky bitch

Why don't black people go on cruises? - They aren't falling for that one again

Dedz plz
#77 to #3 - anatolination
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for you
for you
#75 to #3 - kevyy
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Dedz for what a bunch of over used jokes
#66 to #3 - BecauseISaidSo
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#46 to #3 - theyseemetrolling
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commenting so i can come back to these
#26 to #3 - UKDan
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Sickipedia is awesome.....
Sickipedia is awesome.....
#18 to #3 - lcmoore
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"think of my children!"
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#7 to #5 - doctorhax
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nope
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#9 to #8 - doctorhax
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Some I found, a couple i thought up, 1 was from a friend
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#16 to #10 - anon
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sorry for doubting your seemingly infinite ability to make up jokes but i dont know you yet i know every single one of those jokes from sickipedia?
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#11 to #10 - doctorhax
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#17 to #14 - doctorhax
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#51 to #17 - GrammarSSElite **User deleted account**
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What the **** am I looking at??
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#81 to #20 - Lucetore
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Let me tell you something about Jessi Slaughter. We were best friends on myspace. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even...whatever. So then I changed my relationship status to my first boyfriend Kyle, who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Twitter, and she was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like if I would blow her off to videochat with Kyle she'd be like, "Why didn't you message me back?"
#82 to #81 - Lucetore
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So I was like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" Then, for my tinychat, which was an all tumblr tinychat, I was like, "Jessi, I don't think I can invite you, because I think you're nine." I mean, right? She was NINE YEARS OLD. And there were gonna be Tumbloggers on their WEBCAMS! So then her dad made a Youtube video and started yelling at us, it was so retarded. Then she dropped out of school because nobody would talk to her, she came back and all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she has nudes out.
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#21 to #20 - doctorhax
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How do you know that dog's a girl........... Did you also notice the other one in the foreground
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#23 to #22 - doctorhax
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Jessi slaughter
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#30 to #29 - doctorhax
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