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joke part 7

joke part 7. enjoy, this one made me lol pretty hard.<br /> Edit enjoy the new type of jokes!<br /> /funny_pictures/1510011/The+Good+The+Bad+and+The

enjoy, this one made me lol pretty hard.<br />
*Edit* enjoy the new type of jokes!<br />
/funny_pictures/1510011/The+Good+The+Bad+and+The+Ugly/

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A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and
relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they' d found, the first
little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat
back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him Just what it was.
it' s a period," said the little boy.
Well, I can see that," she said, "but what is so exciting about a period?"
Damned f I know," said the little boy, "but this morning my sister was missing
one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot
himself."
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Submitted: 01/13/2011
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#156 - tacobellstaff (01/13/2011) [-]
Is teenage pregnancy an instrument
#170 to #156 - Rascal (01/14/2011) [-]
No. Overused joke is Not an instrument either
#175 to #170 - Kelsenial ONLINE (01/14/2011) [-]
Anon

Y u no shut le **** up?
#179 to #170 - golden (01/14/2011) [-]
Shutty
Shutty
User avatar #173 to #170 - rkaler (01/14/2011) [-]
******* anons
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#195 to #156 - mrFyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#163 to #156 - exdeathsixtyfour (01/13/2011) [-]
Well, it depends on how loud the bang is when the kid shoots outta there.
#166 to #156 - crumpetz (01/13/2011) [-]
Haha, Oh i love it when I cause a ruckus
Haha, Oh i love it when I cause a ruckus
#241 to #156 - onlmusha (01/14/2011) [-]
all depends on how you play her :D
all depends on how you play her :D
#172 to #156 - rkaler (01/14/2011) [-]
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#196 to #156 - Kannas (01/14/2011) [-]
No, Patrick. Teenage pregnancy is not an instrument.
#186 to #156 - Emogaz (01/14/2011) [-]
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#141 - TheIrishGuy (01/13/2011) [-]
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#136 - Kraid (01/13/2011) [-]
Hmmm, it says here that this was found in the neighbors hand
#200 to #136 - RedJoker ONLINE (01/14/2011) [-]
you could still shoot away from yourself if you pull the trigger with your thumb
User avatar #221 to #136 - Kraid (01/14/2011) [-]
WOW!! thanks for the thumbs guys!!! thumbs for everbody! :D
#171 to #136 - sookmaybowls (01/14/2011) [-]
or could it be this?
#146 to #136 - Rascal (01/13/2011) [-]
WTF!?
#157 to #146 - boredtifuck (01/13/2011) [-]
Perfict for depression
#194 to #146 - unthinkablename (01/14/2011) [-]
...Thats what I said when i fired it
#140 to #136 - JasonR (01/13/2011) [-]
an hero
#54 - Nickelator (01/13/2011) [-]
Pic kinda related.
#22 - evilpolak (01/13/2011) [-]
On your period?

Must have finished your essay.
#4 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (01/13/2011) [-]
Then what happened?
Then what happened?
#159 to #4 - YellowFaceGuy (01/13/2011) [-]
then a friend joined in.
then a friend joined in.
#44 to #4 - Lolhugenoob (01/13/2011) [-]
&lt;--- This happened
<--- This happened
#7 to #4 - AnonSixtyNine (01/13/2011) [-]
and then she was raped.
User avatar #10 to #7 - Gothrick (01/13/2011) [-]
She would've had to be raped in the first place ... right?
#11 to #10 - inzer (01/13/2011) [-]
She could have given consent.
#13 to #11 - nekoakuma (01/13/2011) [-]
Consent to rape?
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#14 to #13 - inzer (01/13/2011) [-]
In the joke it was never stated that he raped her.
User avatar #26 to #14 - mayfield (01/13/2011) [-]
It was never stated that he didn't either!
#243 to #26 - inzer (01/14/2011) [-]
Touche
#17 to #4 - Rascal (01/13/2011) [-]
greatest gif+comment ever
i lol'd in my solid state physics course and got strange looks
#168 to #17 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (01/14/2011) [-]
You're welcome.
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#142 - AceOfShovels **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#51 - junkerfunny (01/13/2011) [-]
what does a lion call an antelope?  
Fast food
what does a lion call an antelope?
Fast food
#91 to #51 - mhmyup (01/13/2011) [-]
And not a single 			****		 was given that day..
And not a single **** was given that day..
User avatar #58 to #51 - AwesomeAnonomous (01/13/2011) [-]
Silly human... Animals don't talk
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#70 to #58 - omegaxxxxx **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#93 to #70 - junkerfunny (01/13/2011) [-]
pimps don't cry
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#62 to #58 - pachelbel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#18 - thebaker ONLINE (01/13/2011) [-]
teacher's reaction.
teacher's reaction.
#193 - ohthatdude (01/14/2011) [-]
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User avatar #201 to #193 - Omnomnomynous (01/14/2011) [-]
but he already shot himself
#205 to #201 - ohthatdude (01/14/2011) [-]
or maybe this guy thought he was the father but found out he wasn't cause the other guy shot himself....ever think about that huh  
  
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or maybe this guy thought he was the father but found out he wasn't cause the other guy shot himself....ever think about that huh

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#207 to #205 - Rascal (01/14/2011) [-]
QWOP?
User avatar #222 to #205 - CAPSEDDIE ONLINE (01/14/2011) [-]
I that Dennis Rodman?
User avatar #209 to #205 - hoorayforherpes (01/14/2011) [-]
bitch should have been in the kitchen
#184 - Rascal (01/14/2011) [-]
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#182 - undeadsqurill (01/14/2011) [-]
im a proud father
#165 - thechunkischunky (01/13/2011) [-]
she gots lots of splaining to do
User avatar #144 - jamesisawesome (01/13/2011) [-]
I remember when my sister found out she was pregnant (she was married at the time) she told me first, idk why, then i posted it on facebook
User avatar #206 to #144 - Crusader (01/14/2011) [-]
When my brother got his girlfriend pregnant I was visiting them and was sitting on the couch watching TV, she came out and asked me if I would tell mine and my brother's dad, because she was scared of him.

My dad is 5 foot 8 and looks like santa with a salt and pepper beard
#178 - talibanvoltorb (01/14/2011) [-]
Thats Why You Stick It In Her BUTT!

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#29 - ObsidianIcarus (01/13/2011) [-]
That's gross. Too old.
#208 - silentkiler ONLINE (01/14/2011) [-]
#177 - JenkinsJolly (01/14/2011) [-]
im just gonna leave this here..
#180 to #177 - rkaler (01/14/2011) [-]
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