Drunk people have the best ideas. EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br /> EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br /> this is a repost of
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Drunk people have the best ideas

*EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br />
EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br />
this is a repost of a funny story i saw on here a long time ago.

So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk,
and said he felt like he was genes puke.
So l helped him walk he the toilet, all the stalls were occupied,
Bryan is a rugby player, as has a big guy.
So he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open,
And there' s this guy in the stall, minding his awn jizzjizz, taking a shit.
up ALL EVER HIM, then (this is genius) Baconthinks
Oh shit.. .If I were taking a shit, and sameone came in and threw up all over me,
I' d want to fuck him up. So I' d better hit him first." Ed he fucking SMACKS This guy in the face
and runs being that guy. -. Worst night ever.
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Submitted: 01/13/2011
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#52 - BILLYMAYSSOUL (01/13/2011) [+] (5 replies)
and thats when i started to hate america
#47 - bstrong (01/13/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Hm, that's weird...

So the other night i'm just sitting in a stall, minding my own business and taking a shit. When out of nowhere this drunk bastard kicks in the stall and throws up in my lap. Being the nice guy I am I figured I'd let him go...But then the son of a bitch hits me in the face! So my mom got scared and sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in bel-air
#65 - CallMeMrMichael (01/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
so one night i get really drunk with my friend. i tell him i have to puke. when he takes me to the bathroom, i see all the stalls are occupied and i freak out and trip over and accidentally knock open the door! as soon as i saw a dude taking a shit, i throw up all over him. fearing for my life at that point, i smack him in the face and run away crying like a little girl....
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#88 - mhmyup (01/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, Drunk people do have the best ideas..
Yes, Drunk people do have the best ideas..
User avatar #57 - ColCyclone (01/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
.. Smacks..
Real manly there bud.
#92 - jacobuscus (01/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Or he could have...
Or he could have...
#273 - maximusj (01/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
this was not you and your friend brian
#34 - goarmysw (01/13/2011) [-]
Worst night EVER
Worst night EVER
#220 - epiccuntpunch (01/13/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Pic some-what related
Pic some-what related
#247 - MyFault (01/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
&lt;--- I bet this guy can hold his liquor better than your friend.
<--- I bet this guy can hold his liquor better than your friend.
#31 - NinjaTrainee (01/13/2011) [+] (8 replies)
You're sitting a stall taking a dump, a guy kicks open the door, pukes on you, and smacks you in the face and runs away.
#240 - crackaddict (01/13/2011) [-]
is this your guy?
is this your guy?
#230 - supermario (01/13/2011) [-]
his point of biew:

okay so i was at the bar to drink away my depression of a recent break up of my girlfriend, almost 2 years. i was there, had a few drinks when i had to shit. there was only one stall left so i had to get the middle one. the seat had shit and barf all over it, which made my night a bit worse, but i still went. halfway through my shit some big guy kicks open the door, literally scaring the rest of my shit out of me. then he throws up all over my lap, slaps me, then leaves. im thinking about suicide.
#192 - touchemyfriend (01/13/2011) [-]
Pic somewhat related :l
Pic somewhat related :l
#43 - TickleMyDick (01/13/2011) [-]
&lt;--gif kinda related
<--gif kinda related
#232 - RockoBOOM (01/13/2011) [-]
Alcohals bad, Mmkay?
#243 - killbarbie (01/13/2011) [-]
HIT N RUUUUUN
HIT N RUUUUUN
#166 - idkwatimdoing (01/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
thats rough bro
thats rough bro
#41 - beathy (01/13/2011) [+] (10 replies)
&lt;---- friends faces when the guy told them about what happened
<---- friends faces when the guy told them about what happened
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