Drunk people have the best ideas. EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br /> EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br /> this is a repost of
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Drunk people have the best ideas

*EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br />
EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br />
this is a repost of a funny story i saw on here a long time ago.

So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk,
and said he felt like he was genes puke.
So l helped him walk he the toilet, all the stalls were occupied,
Bryan is a rugby player, as has a big guy.
So he ******* KICKS one of the stall doors open,
And there' s this guy in the stall, minding his awn jizzjizz, taking a **** .
up ALL EVER HIM, then (this is genius) Baconthinks
Oh **** .. .If I were taking a **** , and sameone came in and threw up all over me,
I' d want to **** him up. So I' d better hit him first." Ed he ******* SMACKS This guy in the face
and runs being that guy. -. Worst night ever.
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Submitted: 01/13/2011
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#52 - BILLYMAYSSOUL (01/13/2011) [+] (5 replies)
and thats when i started to hate america
#47 - bstrong (01/13/2011) [+] (9 replies)
Hm, that's weird...

So the other night i'm just sitting in a stall, minding my own business and taking a **** . When out of nowhere this drunk bastard kicks in the stall and throws up in my lap. Being the nice guy I am I figured I'd let him go...But then the son of a bitch hits me in the face! So my mom got scared and sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in bel-air
#65 - CallMeMrMichael (01/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
so one night i get really drunk with my friend. i tell him i have to puke. when he takes me to the bathroom, i see all the stalls are occupied and i freak out and trip over and accidentally knock open the door! as soon as i saw a dude taking a **** , i throw up all over him. fearing for my life at that point, i smack him in the face and run away crying like a little girl....
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#176 - BobTheBeast **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (21 replies)
#88 - mhmyup (01/13/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Yes, Drunk people do have the best ideas..
Yes, Drunk people do have the best ideas..
User avatar #57 - ColCyclone (01/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
.. Smacks..
Real manly there bud.
#92 - jacobuscus (01/13/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Or he could have...
Or he could have...
#273 - maximusj (01/14/2011) [+] (2 replies)
this was not you and your friend brian
#34 - goarmysw (01/13/2011) [-]
Worst night EVER
Worst night EVER
#220 - epiccuntpunch (01/13/2011) [+] (6 replies)
Pic some-what related
Pic some-what related
#247 - MyFault (01/14/2011) [+] (3 replies)
&lt;--- I bet this guy can hold his liquor better than your friend.
<--- I bet this guy can hold his liquor better than your friend.
#31 - NinjaTrainee (01/13/2011) [+] (8 replies)
You're sitting a stall taking a dump, a guy kicks open the door, pukes on you, and smacks you in the face and runs away.
#240 - crackaddict (01/13/2011) [-]
is this your guy?
is this your guy?
#230 - supermario (01/13/2011) [-]
his point of biew:

okay so i was at the bar to drink away my depression of a recent break up of my girlfriend, almost 2 years. i was there, had a few drinks when i had to **** . there was only one stall left so i had to get the middle one. the seat had **** and barf all over it, which made my night a bit worse, but i still went. halfway through my **** some big guy kicks open the door, literally scaring the rest of my **** out of me. then he throws up all over my lap, slaps me, then leaves. im thinking about suicide.
#192 - touchemyfriend (01/13/2011) [-]
Pic somewhat related :l
Pic somewhat related :l
#43 - TickleMyDick (01/13/2011) [-]
&lt;--gif kinda related
<--gif kinda related
#232 - RockoBOOM (01/13/2011) [-]
Alcohals bad, Mmkay?
#243 - killbarbie (01/13/2011) [-]
HIT N RUUUUUN
HIT N RUUUUUN
#166 - idkwatimdoing (01/13/2011) [+] (4 replies)
thats rough bro
thats rough bro
#41 - beathy (01/13/2011) [+] (10 replies)
&lt;---- friends faces when the guy told them about what happened
<---- friends faces when the guy told them about what happened
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