Drunk people have the best ideas. EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br /> EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br /> this is a repost of  Drunk people have the best ideas EDIT: +2000 thumbs <br /> this is first top 20 post i had =) thanks fj!<br a repost of
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Drunk people have the best ideas

 
Drunk people have the best ideas. EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br /> EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br /> this is a repost of

*EDIT: +2000 thumbs. <br />
EDIT: this is the first top 20 post i have had =) thanks fj!<br />
this is a repost of a funny story i saw on here a long time ago.

So i was with my friend Bryan the other night in a her, Well he got really drunk,
and said he felt like he was genes puke.
So l helped him walk he the toilet, all the stalls were occupied,
Bryan is a rugby player, as has a big guy.
So he ******* KICKS one of the stall doors open,
And there' s this guy in the stall, minding his awn jizzjizz, taking a ****.
up ALL EVER HIM, then (this is genius) Baconthinks
Oh ****.. .If I were taking a ****, and sameone came in and threw up all over me,
I' d want to **** him up. So I' d better hit him first." Ed he ******* SMACKS This guy in the face
and runs being that guy. -. Worst night ever.
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#52 - BILLYMAYSSOUL
Reply +241
(01/13/2011) [-]
and thats when i started to hate america
#74 to #52 - anon
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Silly Bin Laden, rugby's not for Americans
#337 to #52 - midgman
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(01/14/2011) [-]
this is yours
#68 to #52 - nuuuuuuuuu
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(01/13/2011) [-]
somebody give this guy a ******* medal
#98 to #52 - omgitztom
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Because you deserve more than one cookie.
#70 to #52 - Thickweshlee
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(01/13/2011) [-]
OH GOD FULL OF WIN.
OH GOD FULL OF WIN.
#47 - bstrong
Reply +170
(01/13/2011) [-]
Hm, that's weird...

So the other night i'm just sitting in a stall, minding my own business and taking a ****. When out of nowhere this drunk bastard kicks in the stall and throws up in my lap. Being the nice guy I am I figured I'd let him go...But then the son of a bitch hits me in the face! So my mom got scared and sent me to live with my auntie and uncle in bel-air
#292 to #47 - swimmingprodigy
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(01/14/2011) [-]
wow, that is weird! I was working as the janitor that night, i had to go clean the bathroom right? Since there was someone taking a **** in one of the stalls, i thought i wouldnt intrude. Well thats not what this one guy thought! He came running into the bathroom looking all green. Now, working in a bar, i KNOW what that means.....great......working late today. But this big bastard KICKS down the door to the stall that the other guy is in! Idk what he was trying to pull, seemed like a stunt u only see in a rugby match. Anyway, this pukes ALL over the the guy whos takin a dump! So now im like: ****, im gonna be here till next year! And after hes done puking, the guy who thinks hes on cops SLAPS the guy whos takin a dump! what an ass.....
#100 to #47 - zombiepikachu [OP]
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(01/13/2011) [-]
hahahahaha this is better than what i posted.
#66 to #47 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account**
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#76 to #47 - WalkingStick
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(01/13/2011) [-]
yeah man what a coincidence...

the other night i'm working as the bartender of this bar when suddenly this huge guy (possibly a rugby player) drunkenly stumbles into the bathroom with the assistance of his friend. He closes the door and i hear a loud bang, followed by a splattering noise and a quieter bang. The huge guy and his friend run out of the bathroom and leave the bar. Few seconds later this guy walks out of the bathroom, and he looks like ****. Covered in puke, blood dripping from his nose, *********** on the back of his pants.
weirdest night ever
#80 to #76 - anon
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Ok, so the other night I was working my shift as a janitor at this one bar and the barkeep's closing up, says something really weird happened today. I'm like "awww nonsense" but I walk into the bathroom with mop and bucket and there's this one stall that's bashed in, Puke, **** and blood everywhere, and I've got to clean it up! worst night ever
#200 to #80 - HoldenMagroin
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Ok, So I have a pretty **** filled life, I am a toilet after all. So this one guy sits on me to take a ****, he's pretty normal, then this other guy Bashes through the door, pukes all over the normal guy, then punches him so hard my seat lid breaks off and now I need a new one. Also the ****** ass janitor sucks at cleaning so now I have dried up blood on the side of my self, and dried up **** on the tank. worst night ever.
#208 to #200 - anon
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Weirdest **** ever. We both did the toilet at the same time :P
#278 to #208 - HoldenMagroin
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(01/14/2011) [-]
I'd thumb you, but since your an anon it makes no difference...
#206 to #80 - anon
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Ok, so I'm a toilet, I'm being shat in as usual, when some big ******* rugby player broke my door down and threw up all over my house, before punching my guest in the face and running the **** off! Horrible night.
#65 - CallMeMrMichael
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(01/13/2011) [-]
so one night i get really drunk with my friend. i tell him i have to puke. when he takes me to the bathroom, i see all the stalls are occupied and i freak out and trip over and accidentally knock open the door! as soon as i saw a dude taking a ****, i throw up all over him. fearing for my life at that point, i smack him in the face and run away crying like a little girl....
#81 to #65 - battledude
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(01/13/2011) [-]
so one night I get really drunk with my friend. We were video tapping ourselves for no reason and went to the bathroom. I see this guy thats obviously drunk so I start recording him. He freaks out and knocks over a stall door and puked all over him. Then he slapped the guy taking a **** and ran away like a little girl. It became viral and I make thousands a day
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#176 - BobTheBeast **User deleted account**
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#270 to #176 - Melusine
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#347 to #176 - thedirtydeed
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(01/14/2011) [-]
You win... This time
#244 to #176 - DJSR
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#245 to #176 - metalskater
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Sneaky, OP, sneaky.
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#207 to #176 - AdolfInDisguise
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#182 to #176 - Kraid
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#185 to #176 - Vantum
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(01/13/2011) [-]
I don't see what you did there
#196 to #176 - NicktheMexican
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#199 to #176 - tacobellstaff
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#183 to #176 - MihaelKeehl
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#194 to #183 - RoflWaffleTGK
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#202 to #194 - mrwalnutslapper
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#228 to #202 - niq
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#235 to #228 - lawlhurr
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#252 to #235 - anon
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(01/14/2011) [-]
this is related. to everything.
this is related. to everything.
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#189 to #176 - NicktheMexican
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(01/13/2011) [-]
YOU HAVE GOTTEN ME SO MANY TIMES!
#88 - mhmyup
Reply +74
(01/13/2011) [-]
Yes, Drunk people do have the best ideas..
Yes, Drunk people do have the best ideas..
#89 to #88 - zombiepikachu [OP]
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(01/13/2011) [-]
#91 to #89 - junkerfunny
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(01/13/2011) [-]
looks like he's
all dried up
#97 to #91 - Papajon
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(01/13/2011) [-]
yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#57 - ColCyclone
Reply +52
(01/13/2011) [-]
.. Smacks..
Real manly there bud.
#59 to #57 - TrollingAnimal
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(01/13/2011) [-]
I laughed 10x more after a read this comment
#92 - jacobuscus
Reply +45
(01/13/2011) [-]
Or he could have...
Or he could have...
#109 to #92 - loginusername
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(01/13/2011) [-]
try and walk this dinosaur...
#273 - maximusj
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(01/14/2011) [-]
this was not you and your friend brian
#274 to #273 - Blaaah
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(01/14/2011) [-]
Obvious, you have been promoted to Captain. look at the description ._.
#276 to #274 - maximusj
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#34 - goarmysw
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Worst night EVER
Worst night EVER
#220 - epiccuntpunch
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Pic some-what related
Pic some-what related
#233 to #220 - aztecofthegods
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(01/13/2011) [-]
******* brat. i hate people like that
#234 to #233 - epiccuntpunch
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Agreed >:U
#254 to #220 - MaxOMan
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(01/14/2011) [-]
PWND.
#238 to #220 - TheGreyWarden **User deleted account**
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(01/13/2011) [-]
i was just sitting there, thinking, "How the hell is this gif related to the post?" then i saw the little one nail the big one in the head and i ******* laughed my ass off
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#239 to #220 - VaultTechy ONLINE
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(01/13/2011) [-]
Your username makes this slightly more epic, hahah