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SICKI COMP!

I have blue eyes. I got them from my
father. My mother has black eyes. She
also got them from my father.
Ahh, the end of the year.
The one time a fap lasts two years.
What' s long and always hard for
women?
Driving anywhere.
My wife and her sister are twins and
look alike in almost every way. Her
sister lives with us.
One time I came home from work to
find her in the shower so I got -
dressed got into the shower with her,
started touching her and said, "How
about some quiet time
without your sister being home?"
Then I realised I had made a terrible
mistake.
It was my wife.
David Blaine needs to up his game
because I' just seen the best street
magician ever.
He tore his shirt open, screamed
Allahu Akbar" and made himself and
thirty other people disappear.
Tthumbs for more!
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Submitted: 01/12/2011
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User avatar #6 - Zkullman (01/13/2011) [+] (2 replies)
NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL FUNNY JUNK CONTENT, THANK YOU
#2 - TheShark (01/12/2011) [+] (4 replies)
to the last one two words MAXIMUM RIDE FTW
#5 - theeditor (01/13/2011) [-]
i got first fart of the year
User avatar #3 - joshmc (01/12/2011) [-]
MOAR!!!!!!!!
User avatar #1 - ryguycuban (01/12/2011) [-]
FIrst post! (awesome jokes too)
User avatar #14 - satanisthesavior (01/14/2011) [-]
those "pretty girls from college" are probably old hags by now...
#11 - Nochediablo (01/13/2011) [-]
I have extremely hairy legs, and my dad totally doesn't. I get my hairy legs from my mom. Seriously.
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