TieThulu. . In Lovecraft A R' lyeh Standard 1. Summon a necktie from its slumber 2.. Tic the tie and have it recklessly deep within the gaping void ofyour close
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TieThulu

In Lovecraft
A R' lyeh Standard
1. Summon a necktie from its slumber 2.. Tic the tie and have it recklessly
deep within the gaping void ofyour closet. u pon your neck.
3. Repeat steps one and two mulitple 4. Reawaken as , the most
times, preferably whilst chanting; well Adressed of all the Elder Gods,
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Submitted: 01/11/2011
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#99 - KEpToK (01/12/2011) [-]
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#95 - STEEZYbeast **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#59 - Culpa (01/12/2011) [-]
How did he do that!?
User avatar #83 to #59 - jesusfrk15 (01/12/2011) [-]
sheeesh
that thing scared the crap out of me when i saw that movie
User avatar #101 to #83 - Roab (01/12/2011) [-]
What's the name of the movie that freaky bastard is from ? :P
User avatar #108 to #101 - bloodeetampon (01/12/2011) [-]
Pan's Labyrinth
User avatar #102 to #101 - asscheeks (01/12/2011) [-]
pan's labyrinth
User avatar #104 to #102 - Roab (01/12/2011) [-]
Thanks... asscheeks. xP
#87 to #59 - gunsxofxsummer (01/12/2011) [-]
bet that guy has a tough time jerkin.
#113 - endlessspaghetti (01/12/2011) [-]
Release the kraken.
#114 to #113 - flayedchild (01/12/2011) [-]
She is released
She is released
#117 to #113 - BingoFingaz (01/12/2011) [-]
Yes, Master
Yes, Master
#74 - John Cena (01/12/2011) [-]
Posting something funny on FunnyJunk. That's a ticket.
User avatar #76 to #74 - SnailMan (01/12/2011) [-]
What? I has no monies D:
#89 to #74 - PheonixWright ONLINE (01/12/2011) [-]
Well then i guess il see you in court
Well then i guess il see you in court
#120 - Yomomasface (01/12/2011) [-]
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#60 - ilikensfwa (01/12/2011) [-]
I AM TIE-THULU
PREPARE YOUR ANUS
#30 to #22 - TheRingoStarr (01/12/2011) [-]
NO I AM TIE-THULU
#34 to #30 - Thatperson (01/12/2011) [-]
No THIS IS PATRICK
#38 to #34 - eyecatcher (01/12/2011) [-]
is patrick an instrument
#81 to #38 - LEAFMAN (01/12/2011) [-]
no patrick you are not an instrument
#25 to #22 - noaki (01/12/2011) [-]
defo not!
#33 to #21 - gerdinn (01/12/2011) [-]
am i a wizard?
#62 to #33 - Ferrousphantom (01/12/2011) [-]
dont know about you but...
#26 to #21 - Daemonseed (01/12/2011) [-]
I AM TIE-THULHU!!!
User avatar #70 to #7 - JklnHyd (01/12/2011) [-]
Awesome. MOTHER ******* SNAKE TIE!
#1 - dittokiddo (01/11/2011) [-]
Now my dark lord. go and kill that little douche bag Justin beiber.
#2 to #1 - SnailMan (01/11/2011) [-]
I'll kill him wit this!
#3 to #2 - dittokiddo (01/11/2011) [-]
This may help.
#4 to #3 - TheWafflecopter (01/11/2011) [-]
this may prove usefull
#5 to #4 - dittokiddo (01/11/2011) [-]
about as useful as these.
#9 to #5 - cormag ONLINE (01/11/2011) [-]
No, take these. They are trained killers! (I did make these)
#10 to #9 - dittokiddo (01/11/2011) [-]
yeah, well look what i did.
yeah, well look what i did.
User avatar #55 to #10 - SnailMan (01/12/2011) [-]
So many hours of my life have been wasted waiting for that very moment..
#6 to #2 - JklnHyd (01/11/2011) [-]
Time to summon a bear-storm.
Time to summon a bear-storm.
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#12 to #11 - Thirstforfail (01/11/2011) [-]
his last words were " i <3 penis..."
his last words were " i <3 penis..."
User avatar #18 to #12 - thefuckingscc (01/12/2011) [-]
the **** ?

made my laugh heartily good job.
#19 to #18 - Thirstforfail (01/12/2011) [-]
have u met the bill cosby in my freezer?
User avatar #13 to #11 - Eydrrup (01/11/2011) [-]
:D
#15 - snooPINGASusual (01/12/2011) [-]
the tie is now cthulhu
#24 - Shole (01/12/2011) [-]
Lol
User avatar #29 to #24 - laxaholic (01/12/2011) [-]
*your mom's tits go here*
#44 to #29 - KrissenKagamine (01/12/2011) [-]
I'm pretty sure you don't want to see that.
#8 - John Cena (01/11/2011) [-]
User avatar #39 - pootgoop (01/12/2011) [-]
I'a I'a!
User avatar #40 to #39 - LeetJohn (01/12/2011) [-]
Thumb for Black Mesa.
#106 - John Cena (01/12/2011) [-]
imma try this right now
User avatar #109 to #106 - RandyRhoads (01/12/2011) [-]
why do you have that picture?
User avatar #112 to #109 - iamasalami (01/12/2011) [-]
I bow down to you for you bear the name of one of the greatest guitarists of all time.
User avatar #119 to #112 - RandyRhoads (01/12/2011) [-]
randy is the ****** man
User avatar #121 to #119 - iamasalami (01/12/2011) [-]
Was. Unfortunately...
User avatar #127 to #121 - TheShadowReaper (01/12/2011) [-]
you didn't answer his question
User avatar #133 to #127 - iamasalami (01/12/2011) [-]
What?
#56 - GoReMoTe (01/12/2011) [-]
I feel like this is a dumb question, but is it ok to go to a Barnes &amp; Noble or something and ask if they have the Necronomicon? I dunno if the mainstream views it as unholy or just another piece of literature, and I'd kind of like to read it...  
  
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I feel like this is a dumb question, but is it ok to go to a Barnes & Noble or something and ask if they have the Necronomicon? I dunno if the mainstream views it as unholy or just another piece of literature, and I'd kind of like to read it...

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User avatar #58 to #56 - Culpa (01/12/2011) [-]
**** mainstream.
And it's totally okay, I'm sure only the hardcore Christians find it unholy. The same ones that thought Dante's Inferno and The Davinci Code and The Golden Compass were unholy.
#75 to #58 - EZBakeFourthAcct (01/12/2011) [-]
" **** mainstream" has become the mainstream
User avatar #77 to #75 - Culpa (01/12/2011) [-]
And I'm saying **** that!
User avatar #63 to #58 - JNS (01/12/2011) [-]
i'm not sure what you'r definition of hardcore Christian is ... but i'm pretty religious (considering being a priest) and i don't have a problem with any of those books

google said: "The Necronomicon is a fictional grimoire appearing in the stories by horror writer H. P. Lovecraft and his followers"

fictional ... not real -- if you're reading it for entertainment then there's not problems at all (same with the Davinci code, Angels & Demons, and all of those books); however if you believe that the books are true [nonfiction] then i'd have to speak up and 'respectfully disagree'
User avatar #65 to #63 - Culpa (01/12/2011) [-]
There is a difference between hardcore Jesus-freaks and religious people.
I however choose my own path and don't have any problem with people choosing to follow whoever. I neither lead, nor follow, but hate the hypocrites who choose 'salvation' and constantly judge other parties. Organized religion doesn't have my vote, but I don't care if others are in it.

But yes, some follow it religiously, others just love the language and literature.
User avatar #67 to #65 - JNS (01/12/2011) [-]
very true ... i can't stand jesus-freaks, people trying to shove their religion down other peoples throats and have a 'holier than tho' attitude all the time

i think religion is important, but theres a lot to be said about common decency

... the same goes for over politically correct people
User avatar #73 to #67 - Culpa (01/12/2011) [-]
People just blindly follow others thinking that spouting what they have heard in whatever way they want makes them correct. Politics, Religion, life in general. Old people, young people, everyone.

I myself am independent on both accounts. I am spiritual, but not religious. ... And not spiritual in the hippie sense, but in the dictionary sense. I take aspects of many beliefs, from Christianity, to Shamanism, Taoism, and many others, and mix them with deep thoughts out of my being.
User avatar #78 to #73 - JNS (01/12/2011) [-]
i feel the same way, except that all of my core beliefs and ideologies match with Christianity ... that might be because i was born and raised catholic, but I have studied a lot of different religions and plan on looking at more

as stoner as it sounds ... i love just sitting in deep thought, or having meaningful conversations with people (and i always find the conversations with people of other faiths to be more interesting -- as long as it doesn't turn into an argument or they thy to tell me i'm wrong)

long story short - to each his own, if you're happy and truly believe what you profess then more power to you
User avatar #79 to #78 - Culpa (01/12/2011) [-]
Exactly, as long as they are as open to discussion as you are and they don't feel need to argue their beliefs or push them onto you or judge you for what you believe, than those are the best conversations.
User avatar #80 to #79 - JNS (01/12/2011) [-]
great talking to you, but i've gotta get up in the morning ... perhaps we can converse at another time
User avatar #64 to #63 - JNS (01/12/2011) [-]
that being said ... the davinci code was a much better book than movie
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#93 to #63 - John Cena (01/12/2011) [-]
And le bible is faction too. Problem?
#94 to #93 - John Cena (01/12/2011) [-]
Fiction*
#85 - ujellybro (01/12/2011) [-]
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User avatar #43 - theoriticalG (01/12/2011) [-]
tacky tie day will NEVER BE THE SAME!
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