A lonely weman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an
ad in the legal paper that read:
MUST BE DI MY AGE GROUP Hill' s},
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND UN ME,
AND MUST STILL HE GOOD IN SEE}!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
in the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the
deer to see a gentleman with no arms er legs sitting in a
wheelchair. The old weman said, "You' re not really asking mete consider you,
are you? Just look at yeah... you have no legs! " The eld man smiled, "Therefore
I canned run around on you!"
She snorted. "You doit have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor
can I beat you! "
She raised an eyal: arew and gazed intently. "Are you still good in tied?" With
that, the old gentleman leaned beck, beamed a big bread smile and said, "I
rang the doorbell, didn' t I?"