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A lonely weman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an
ad in the legal paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE DI MY AGE GROUP Hill' s},
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND UN ME,
AND MUST STILL HE GOOD IN SEE}!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
in the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the
deer to see a gentleman with no arms er legs sitting in a
wheelchair. The old weman said, "You' re not really asking mete consider you,
are you? Just look at yeah... you have no legs! " The eld man smiled, "Therefore
I canned run around on you!"
She snorted. "You doit have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor
can I beat you! "
She raised an eyal: arew and gazed intently. "Are you still good in tied?" With
that, the old gentleman leaned beck, beamed a big bread smile and said, "I
rang the doorbell, didn' t I?"
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#11 - aeiou **User deleted account** (01/10/2011) [-]
Ohhh I get it. He rang the doorbell.. no limbs.. good in bed, yes!
#39 to #11 - PopcornViking (01/11/2011) [-]
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it took us 3 days to make that potato salad
3 DAYS
User avatar #19 to #11 - wanpo (01/10/2011) [-]
He used his nose!
#62 - ponchilio (01/11/2011) [-]
What if he just smacked his head on the doorbell?
#71 to #62 - OddityInfintas (01/11/2011) [-]
Found a better one
Found a better one
#69 to #62 - OddityInfintas (01/11/2011) [-]
<-------Your comment against my understanding
<-------Your comment against my understanding
#43 - kuwaiwatashi (01/11/2011) [-]
But he can't deactivate lasers with his dick.
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#110 - PYneer (01/11/2011) [-]
How did he rang the door bell?
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User avatar #119 to #116 - TheRollingBones (01/11/2011) [-]
that's the joke, yes.
#63 - jacobuscus (01/11/2011) [-]
Never gonna run around... (Rick Astley for any people who SERIOUSLY wouldn't know that)
#133 - AlbinoJoe (01/11/2011) [-]
Maybe he's a wizard!
#47 - thisismyname (01/11/2011) [-]
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#38 - iiZeta (01/11/2011) [-]
#122 - yete (01/11/2011) [-]
The guys face after the conversation
#152 to #122 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
#96 - silentkiler (01/11/2011) [-]
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#139 - Kallishnakov (01/11/2011) [-]
<--- old dude
#115 - blooxpert (01/11/2011) [-]
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#104 - mxkingjp (01/11/2011) [-]
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#89 - cakeater (01/11/2011) [-]
He did it with his nose
#50 - werein (01/11/2011) [-]
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User avatar #82 to #50 - Seymour (01/11/2011) [-]
lol what is that from?
User avatar #161 to #82 - RegardsFromDeath (01/11/2011) [-]
Movie is called Kops, I believe it's Swedish.
User avatar #162 to #161 - Seymour (01/11/2011) [-]
cheers ill have a look for it
User avatar #164 to #162 - RegardsFromDeath (01/11/2011) [-]
Check for it on YouTube.
#86 to #50 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
wat movie is this?????
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