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A lonely weman, aged 70, decided that it was time to get married. She put an
ad in the legal paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED!
MUST BE DI MY AGE GROUP Hill' s},
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND UN ME,
AND MUST STILL HE GOOD IN SEE}!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
in the second day she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she opened the
deer to see a gentleman with no arms er legs sitting in a
wheelchair. The old weman said, "You' re not really asking mete consider you,
are you? Just look at yeah... you have no legs! " The eld man smiled, "Therefore
I canned run around on you!"
She snorted. "You doit have any hands either!" Again the old man smiled, "Nor
can I beat you! "
She raised an eyal: arew and gazed intently. "Are you still good in tied?" With
that, the old gentleman leaned beck, beamed a big bread smile and said, "I
rang the doorbell, didn' t I?"
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Submitted: 01/10/2011
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#159 - STEEZYbeast **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#157 - cmanflowerz (01/11/2011) [-]
my first thought of this image
User avatar #156 - malacyman (01/11/2011) [-]
retoast but still funny as hell
#155 - Arturotheone (01/11/2011) [-]
And this is what you are all thinking about yourself
User avatar #153 - creamybaconmaker (01/11/2011) [-]
nice
#150 - emkay (01/11/2011) [-]
My expression, minus the woman.
User avatar #158 to #149 - SuperHyperCrazy (01/11/2011) [-]
that pic made me lol
User avatar #146 - LEAFMAN (01/11/2011) [-]
PENIS MANIPULATION JUTSU!
#144 - barockin (01/11/2011) [-]
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#142 - dnaahht (01/11/2011) [-]
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#139 - Kallishnakov (01/11/2011) [-]
<--- old dude
#137 - Monopolus (01/11/2011) [-]
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#135 - endlessspaghetti (01/11/2011) [-]
That man wa... hobbles into mordor.
#133 - AlbinoJoe (01/11/2011) [-]
Maybe he's a wizard!
User avatar #126 - Fear The Pie Man (01/11/2011) [-]
An oldie, but a true classic!
#160 to #126 - anonymous (01/11/2011) [-]
too ******* old.
#124 - rlynotpedobear (01/11/2011) [-]
i didnt read but.....i like trains
User avatar #145 to #124 - nevetsthereaper (01/11/2011) [-]
i like turtles
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