Girls are like phones. Holy thats a lot of thumbs. Girls are like phones. We love to be held. Talked to, but fyou press the wrong button you' ll be disconnected
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Girls are like phones

 
Girls are like phones. Holy thats a lot of thumbs. Girls are like phones. We love to be held. Talked to, but fyou press the wrong button you' ll be disconnected

Holy **** thats a lot of thumbs

Girls are like phones. We love to be held. Talked to, but fyou
press the wrong button you' ll be disconnected!
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i sometimes throm, my phone down the slam
when it starts acting up,
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#59 - Treblecleff (01/11/2011) [-]
just like phones, women are only good for the first few years
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#97 to #59 - mcbee has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #62 to #59 - XbloodwolfX (01/11/2011) [-]
Your comment made my day. a thumb for you sir.
#66 to #59 - oneballedcube (01/11/2011) [-]
then theyre TOO OLD
#88 to #66 - bcsar (01/11/2011) [-]
Im impressed with your response and the fact you bothered to make this picture.
#91 to #88 - oneballedcube (01/11/2011) [-]
i didnt google images haha
#92 to #91 - bcsar (01/11/2011) [-]
oh you!
#94 to #92 - oneballedcube (01/11/2011) [-]
yes sir ;D
#95 to #94 - bcsar (01/11/2011) [-]
It isn't letting me save the pic.
#98 to #95 - oneballedcube (01/11/2011) [-]
try searching "pedo bear" on google images it should come up like halfway down the page
#104 to #103 - oneballedcube (01/11/2011) [-]
there ya go chief
#13 - Darkwai (01/11/2011) [-]
my phone can't cook
#14 to #13 - iiZeta (01/11/2011) [-]
my phones a piece of **** , turns off randomly cant hold a charge worth **** an plus it dosent cook
User avatar #29 to #14 - zacyzacy (01/11/2011) [-]
sounds like you need an iphone with the fully working kitchen app
#44 to #29 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
I have a droid and it pleases me, oh and it cooks
#114 to #44 - zacyzacy (01/11/2011) [-]
i hear droids can even make soup, but not for you!
i hear droids can even make soup, but not for you!
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#4 - AceOfShovels **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #4 - RJstacy (01/11/2011) [-]
there is a mute option but it malfunctions like crazy
#5 to #4 - tygerlillie (01/11/2011) [-]
no, but you can set us to "vibrate"
User avatar #6 to #5 - Plaugue (01/11/2011) [-]
i like the thought of that ;)
#42 to #5 - SnugglyWuggly (01/11/2011) [-]
Girls are like phones, once a month you get the bill.
#24 - MarauderMatt (01/11/2011) [-]
My phones a touchscreen, but everytime i touch it it makes a sound.. so I cover the speakers and touch away
User avatar #39 to #24 - CaldasReport (01/11/2011) [-]
I read this in his voice
User avatar #40 to #24 - gggeeee (01/11/2011) [-]
mine vibrates at every touch

EVEY ******* TOUCH
#79 - Blondi (01/11/2011) [-]
i run mine under water until it doesnt make anymore noise....
#10 - InspectorGadget (01/11/2011) [-]
When you get bored of that model, you can get rid of it and buy a newer, updated, useful model.

The picture is a carrot,
because why the **** not?
#28 to #11 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
#23 to #11 - newtoast (01/11/2011) [-]
jesus tapdancing christ, what is going on in this thread?
#27 to #23 - reaperboy (01/11/2011) [-]
is jesus an instrument
User avatar #38 to #27 - MCPO (01/11/2011) [-]
...Of our destruction.
User avatar #31 to #26 - MrDrProfessor (01/11/2011) [-]
fukken saved
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#45 - TheCrackerjack (01/11/2011) [-]
If girls are like phones



Does that mean they come with a mute option?
User avatar #47 to #45 - onlmusha (01/11/2011) [-]
the only problem is they come with speaker too, an if your not careful you wont know how to turn it off, for a long long time...
User avatar #50 to #47 - Sharkguy (01/11/2011) [-]
You could always cut off its supply and it will die.
User avatar #53 to #50 - onlmusha (01/11/2011) [-]
ok comment favoring now... this was a win a good thumb for you.
User avatar #60 to #45 - lincolnparkrapist (01/11/2011) [-]
I wish
User avatar #1 - kurowoofwoof (01/10/2011) [-]
IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO ******* HARD!
GOOD ON YOU SIR!
#85 - silentkiler (01/11/2011) [-]
also like cellphones, when they get older, you get bored of them, or they start giving you problems, you just want a new one
#83 - beastram (01/11/2011) [-]
my girlfriend doesnt have a silent button like my phone does,
shes always yappin until she runs out of battery
#32 to #30 - golden (01/11/2011) [-]
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#21 - wrarwimadragon **User deleted account** (01/11/2011) [-]
#17 - Danemmenad (01/11/2011) [-]
It's for the best
#67 - anon (01/11/2011) [-]
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#61 - ponchilio (01/11/2011) [-]
I like my women how I like my phones, no wires attached and easy to use.
#70 - twatgobbler (01/11/2011) [-]
can you deactivate it?
#49 - Coolak (01/11/2011) [-]
Phones and girls both have vibrators.
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