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ohno no . oig anon.
A I no w on you shortly.
Agent [John] rcaiy no as on you.
Jan - Henna
Jan How are you?
l Good no yourserf?
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Andrew. How may I rep you?
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Cohan Henna, my name Is canon.
Cohan How may I = you?
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no chat ms t has ended.
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Again [Joshua] ' ready no ass" you.
Joshua: Henna, my name Is Joshua. How may I rep you?
Mr hem), my name Is Joshua. How may I = you?
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#39 - sparkieemae (01/10/2011) [-]
Find perfectly nice people privately practicing their religion.






Troll the **** out of them.
User avatar #61 - arabguyxyz (01/10/2011) [-]
i went on there with my friend 3 weeks ago
Swear to god(to allah)
all we said that we were muslim and they stopped chatting immediately
#52 - Emenemeny (01/10/2011) [-]
"Talk to a live representative"   
  
Talking to a dead representative would be rather poor conversation really.
"Talk to a live representative"

Talking to a dead representative would be rather poor conversation really.
+8
#22 - FATasHELL Comment deleted by JamaicanBacon [+] (1 reply)
#73 - Wernette (01/11/2011) [-]


Today, I decided to give Mormons a chance


oh well too bad for them
User avatar #23 - TurtleGuy (01/10/2011) [-]
Q: How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Zero. Mormons don't use light bulbs because they can't see the light.
+4
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#74 - joshofsouls (01/11/2011) [-]
Oh god this is so much fun!
+3
#51 - Internetyousocrazy **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#35 - flamyras (01/10/2011) [-]
*all of the people you talked to*
#31 - Tosspot (01/10/2011) [-]
every time i try, no matter with what name, they always disconnect immediately. HOW DO THEY KNOW
+3
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User avatar #79 - Zydratejunkie (01/11/2011) [-]
Ahh, this will supply me with about an hour of fun before i bore. Thank you kind sir.
#77 - TommyAllen (01/11/2011) [+] (3 replies)
If I troll Mormons I'll feel like I'm insulting Shaycarl and I just cant do that,
#64 - SantanaSupreme (01/11/2011) [-]
COMMENCE TROLLING OF MORMONS
User avatar #53 - andwea (01/10/2011) [-]
the "just a mormon please" got me.
#32 - idkwhyiregestered (01/10/2011) [-]
i dont care if its a retoast or not, this **** is ******* funny as hell! i almost pissed my pants
User avatar #16 - anonymious (01/10/2011) [-]
Dude I had a dude the legitimately said I was trolling them when I only typed Hi Andrew and he asked me when I wanted to come back and be serious. ****** lol'd.
#13 - Saintx (01/10/2011) [-]
Can it get anymore hardcore then trolling peoples religion? .. -.-
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