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Uncle Bob

The teacher gave her fifth grade
class an assignment: get their
parents to tell them a story with
a moral at the end of it. The next
day the kids came back and one
by one began to tell their stories.
Kathy said, "My father' s a
farmer and we have a lot of egg-
laying hens. One time we were
taking our eggs to market in a
basket on the front seat of the
pickup when we hit a bump in
the road and all the eggs went
flying and broke and made a
mess."
And what' s the moral of the
story?" asked the teacher.
Don' t put all your eggs in one
basket!"
Very good," said the teacher.
Now, Lucy?"
Our family are farmers too.
But we raise chickens for the
meat market. We had a dozen
eggs one time, but when they
hatched we only got ten live
chicks. And the moral to this
story is, don' t count your
chickens until they' re hatched."
That was a fine story Lucy.
Johnny, do you have a story to
share?"
Yes, ma' am, my daddy told
me this story about my uncle
Bob. Uncle Bob was a Green
Beret in Vietnam and his
helicopter got hit. He had to
crash land in enemy territory and
all he had was a bottle of
whiskey, a machine gun and a
machete. He drank the whiskey
on the way down so it wouldn' t
break and then he landed right in
the middle of 100 enemy troops.
He killed seventy of them with
the machine gun until he ran out
of bullets, then he killed twenty
more with the machete till the
blade broke and then he killed
the last ten with his bare hands."
Good heavens," said the
horrified teacher, "What kind of
moral did your daddy tell you
from that horrible story?"
Don' t fuck with Uncle Bob
when he' s been drinking."
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