Gods last name. gods last name?.. no i am pedobear >:O gods last name dammit
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User avatar #11 - killahbean (01/10/2010) [-]
no i am pedobear >:O
User avatar #14 - shlacka (01/10/2010) [-]
#3 - Rascal (01/09/2010) [-]
technicaly jesus whould have jacobs last name right? or he could have taken mary magdalen instead but idk much about the bible since im not a religious sort of web surfer :D
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#4 to #3 - Rascal (01/09/2010) [-]
Oh, good Lord. Jesus' father's name was Joseph, not Jacob. Jacob was from the Old Testament. Though his mother's name was Mary, she is NOT Mary Magdalene (who was a prostitute who became one of Christ's followers). In that time period, Jesus would have been known as "Yeshua ben Yoseph," or "Jesus, son of Joseph."

I know you say you aren't religious, but it just makes sense to have some knowledge of other religions, don't you think?
User avatar #6 to #4 - Zirkle (01/10/2010) [-]
Nope. Its like when you realize santas not real. you stop believing in the rest of the magical creatures people made up. Religions the exact same. you realiz one gods not real. and then you just automatically know none of the other gods are real either
#12 to #6 - Rascal (01/10/2010) [-]
Whether or not you think any of them are real, it is a good idea to understand what you are choosing to disbelieve. We still study the Greek gods even though they have virtually no real believers left because it is necessary if you want to study works from that time.
#10 - Rascal (01/10/2010) [-]
the guy above me is gay
User avatar #13 to #10 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/10/2010) [-]
Of course he's gay, he's PedoBear.
User avatar #9 - foxr (01/10/2010) [-]
ok the sticker is funny but screw escalete.... DUDE! you out stickers on mandeo and **** :D

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#8 - Rascal (01/10/2010) [-]
gods last name is "isfalse"
User avatar #1 - Logicman (01/09/2010) [-]
Was christ jesus's last name?
#2 to #1 - Rascal (01/09/2010) [-]
Yes. Jesus Christ, you're a moron Logicman.
#5 to #1 - Rascal (01/09/2010) [-]
No. Jesus had no "last name" as Jews were just known by their father's name (Jesus son of Joseph). "Christ" is his title. It is the Greek version of the Hebrew word Messiah, which is "annointed one" and describes the man the Jews believe will one day come to save them (and is who Christians believe Jesus was). That is why you can also say "Jesus the Christ" when discussing him, though it is less common. Anyone who says Christ was his last name is an ignorant buffoon.
User avatar #7 to #5 - Zirkle (01/10/2010) [-]
Lol! People who think jesus' last name was christ really are ignorant buffoons. But just because Jesus the christ was not a real christ. I mean. Chris angel has the exact same powers and we dont worship him.... (yet)
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