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Masturbation

Apparently, e,
Twice a week improves
your' immune system.
By that logic, I must
be ******* invincible.
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#50 - ihatefatpeople (01/08/2011) [-]
A fap a day keeps the doctor away
#67 to #50 - Thehomelessman (01/08/2011) [-]
actually its two
User avatar #78 to #67 - SirSheepy ONLINE (01/08/2011) [-]
a week........
#6 - nichsell (01/07/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#12 to #6 - anon (01/08/2011) [-]
source?
#14 to #12 - omgitstracey (01/08/2011) [-]
Scary Movie 1
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User avatar #34 to #13 - TheEpicTroll (01/08/2011) [-]
Scary Movie 1
#323 - cysco (01/08/2011) [-]
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so... why isn't masturbating a school subject? should replace PE
User avatar #351 to #323 - AbsentMinded (01/08/2011) [-]
yeah but., all of us sitting in a field jerking off doesn't have the same charm to it...
#199 - ronandarin (01/08/2011) [-]
Some times you just have to know when enough is enough.
#45 - townshend (01/08/2011) [-]
lets see
User avatar #28 - briteshadow ONLINE (01/08/2011) [-]
u could probably jump into a pool of aids and be ok
User avatar #36 to #28 - Cnorris (01/08/2011) [-]
Where the hell are you going to get a pool of aids?
#42 to #36 - AndrewArctic (01/08/2011) [-]
Africa...
#116 to #42 - RekkrZero (01/08/2011) [-]
India has more hoes with aids
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#22 - Raze (01/08/2011) [-]
Fap everyday



Become god.
#44 to #22 - Kierkegaard (01/08/2011) [-]
What about at least 5 times a day?
User avatar #308 to #44 - mrbeany (01/08/2011) [-]
zakk wylde faps 5-8 times a day...dont believe me? look up the interveiw about his health condition
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#214 - supertoki (01/08/2011) [-]
Chew gum while fapping

Mom walks in

Say your fighting cavitys and improving your immune system
#217 - FriendWreck (01/08/2011) [-]
Get grounded - not allowed to fap

Not allowed to fap - get sick

get sick - no school

aww yeeeeeah.
#242 to #217 - IstalkzU (01/08/2011) [-]
you read my mind
User avatar #346 to #217 - darkcomplextion (01/08/2011) [-]
No School? Start Fapping :)
User avatar #163 - comickrew (01/08/2011) [-]
in bathroom fapping.

mom walks in.

mom: oh god son, what are you doing?!
me: umm...improving my immune system?

crisis averted.
#91 - jogz (01/08/2011) [-]
masturbate to this...
masturbate to this...
#109 to #91 - anon (01/08/2011) [-]
what anime is that? tell me. now.
#137 to #91 - anon (01/08/2011) [-]
It's Da Capo. That's Moe.
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#120 to #104 - jogz (01/08/2011) [-]
Would this suffice?
Would this suffice?
User avatar #108 to #104 - TheInsaneCookie (01/08/2011) [-]
i agree,it's hard to get hard to animated boobs
#126 to #108 - anon (01/08/2011) [-]
Then its obvious you are not the real Chuck Norris.
User avatar #119 to #91 - domogle (01/08/2011) [-]
I'M..... EVOLVING
#112 to #91 - anon (01/08/2011) [-]
already done, immune system LEVEL UP!
#46 - shakeyjakey (01/08/2011) [-]
FAPPING MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE!?!??!
FAPPING MAKES YOU INVINCIBLE!?!??!
User avatar #71 to #46 - metalulz (01/08/2011) [-]
You are already invincible you silly ****** :)
#27 - rockerdanny (01/08/2011) [-]
No wonder nobody talks to me at school.
#300 - Tomasii (01/08/2011) [-]
I...am...IMMORTAL!
User avatar #302 to #300 - ShitzAndGigglez (01/08/2011) [-]
OH MY GOD!!!
#316 to #300 - anon (01/08/2011) [-]
i lol'd HARD
#266 - LATIF ONLINE (01/08/2011) [-]
Nothin is impossible
Nothin is impossible
User avatar #286 to #266 - SweetSweetVengance (01/08/2011) [-]
...ouch.
#103 - itsalwayssunny (01/08/2011) [-]
< when he stopped masturbating
#115 to #103 - addfunnynamehere (01/08/2011) [-]
< when he completly stopped mastrubating
#122 to #115 - itsalwayssunny (01/08/2011) [-]
well played sir. thumb for you.
#329 - RetroToons (01/08/2011) [-]
We shall see, Mr. Bator.  
  
Clones, assemble!
We shall see, Mr. Bator.

Clones, assemble!
User avatar #280 - shitdicknipples (01/08/2011) [-]
when you have a cold and you fap, it clears your nose right up :D
#301 to #280 - TehGuezt (01/08/2011) [-]
I think you just found the cure to the common cold...

FAPPING!

I've got some curing to do...

(Picture related, it's to you, sir)
#146 - AMATORY (01/08/2011) [-]
Pic related: immune system of a god
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