funny joke. . A young guy from Tattoo nuns to i': and goos to ono of thoso trig "everything " atoms looking fora job. Tho . "Do you hays any solos moper' uence'
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A young guy from Tattoo nuns to i': and goos to
ono of thoso trig "everything " atoms looking
fora job. Tho . "Do you hays any solos
moper' uence'?"
Tho kid said. "Sum, I was a salesman hook homo In Tattoo."
Tho boss Ilka tho kid so ha gays him tho job. "You start
tomorow. I' ll mots down moss and soo how you
His first day on tho job was rough But ho got through It. After
tho atom was looked up. tho boss down to soo how
things want.
How many solos did you man today?“
The young man rollgod without , "Elna."
Tho boss Bald, "Just ono? {Slur solos poople 20 or M
solos a day. How mum was tho solo for?"
Tho boss said. 'atat, 237. tie' t' t What tho hall did you soil?!"
tho kid said. "First I sold hama small fish hook. Than I sold
hama mordum fish hook. Than I sold hama hook.
Than I sold hama now fishing rod. Than I asked him whom ho
was going fishing and ho said down at tho mast. so I told
him ho was gonna nood a boat. so m wont down to tho boat
department and I sold him that Chris Craft. Than
ho said ha didn' t think his Honda Civic would pull It, sol
took him down to tho automotive department and sold him
that -our Elanor.“
Ammo. tho boss said. "A guy sans In hora to Buy a fish
hook and you sold him a boat and a truck'?"
Ho. ho ammo hora to Buy a boat of tampons for his wleo and!
said. "Well, your bookend' s shot. you might as wall go
fishing.”
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#61 - sirspam (01/04/2011) [+] (8 replies)
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#10 - cavalessandro ONLINE (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Epic WIN
Epic WIN
User avatar #53 - frankwest ONLINE (01/04/2011) [+] (11 replies)
Then wouldn't he haved made 5 sales?
#41 - Lolhugenoob (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#70 - ReturnDarkKnight (01/05/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#3 - TastyBurger (01/04/2011) [+] (6 replies)
What about bait?
What about bait?
#31 - anonymous (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
The doctor doesn't wanna read.
The doctor doesn't wanna read.
#37 - zgoodburrito (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?
#20 - NachozRLife (01/04/2011) [-]
<---The Boss
#98 - TonHyukOTP (01/05/2011) [+] (4 replies)
#49 - tuegg (01/04/2011) [+] (6 replies)
**tuegg rolls 297,265,112**

trips and i spend the next 10 years of my life trying to make emma watson do porn.
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#72 - SantaHat (01/05/2011) [-]
Forgot about bait, he has.
#21 - anonymous (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
-57
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#66 to #45 - Insomniacs (01/05/2011) [-]
Last time I checked its funnyJUNK, not funnyPICTURES.
#30 - anonymous (01/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
someone should put the "fat bitch approves" gif on here
#33 to #30 - voltrak (01/04/2011) [-]
Derp?
Derp?
#25 - grilledcheeze (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
BLAST IT WITH MENSTRUAL BLOOD!
BLAST IT WITH MENSTRUAL BLOOD!
#18 - flamyras (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#12 - anonymous (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
did he sell it to a black guy
#22 to #12 - midgetsonastick (01/04/2011) [-]
black guys dont buy things.... they see what they want and steal it
#17 - warlockrichard (01/04/2011) [-]
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