funny joke. . A young guy from Tattoo nuns to i': and goos to ono of thoso trig "everything " atoms looking fora job. Tho . "Do you hays any solos moper' uence'
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funny joke

A young guy from Tattoo nuns to i': and goos to
ono of thoso trig "everything " atoms looking
fora job. Tho . "Do you hays any solos
moper' uence'?"
Tho kid said. "Sum, I was a salesman hook homo In Tattoo."
Tho boss Ilka tho kid so ha gays him tho job. "You start
tomorow. I' ll mots down moss and soo how you
His first day on tho job was rough But ho got through It. After
tho atom was looked up. tho boss down to soo how
things want.
How many solos did you man today?“
The young man rollgod without , "Elna."
Tho boss Bald, "Just ono? {Slur solos poople 20 or M
solos a day. How mum was tho solo for?"
Tho boss said. 'atat, 237. tie' t' t What tho hall did you soil?!"
tho kid said. "First I sold hama small fish hook. Than I sold
hama mordum fish hook. Than I sold hama hook.
Than I sold hama now fishing rod. Than I asked him whom ho
was going fishing and ho said down at tho mast. so I told
him ho was gonna nood a boat. so m wont down to tho boat
department and I sold him that Chris Craft. Than
ho said ha didn' t think his Honda Civic would pull It, sol
took him down to tho automotive department and sold him
that -our Elanor.“
Ammo. tho boss said. "A guy sans In hora to Buy a fish
hook and you sold him a boat and a truck'?"
Ho. ho ammo hora to Buy a boat of tampons for his wleo and!
said. "Well, your bookend' s shot. you might as wall go
fishing.”
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#77 to #70 - Magicfreak **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#44 to #41 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
wtf had to thumb up ******** reaction tho
User avatar #107 to #98 - IShat (01/05/2011) [-]
bo burnham FTW
#122 to #103 - sexypilgrim (01/05/2011) [-]
is that zooey deschanel?
#20 - NachozRLife (01/04/2011) [-]
<---The Boss
#72 - SantaHat (01/05/2011) [-]
Forgot about bait, he has.
#10 - cavalessandro (01/04/2011) [-]
Epic WIN
Epic WIN
#11 to #10 - Moostache (01/04/2011) [-]
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#3 - TastyBurger (01/04/2011) [-]
What about bait?
What about bait?
User avatar #67 to #3 - Dr Who (01/05/2011) [-]
wheres that from?
User avatar #14 to #3 - YABRUHBRUH (01/04/2011) [-]
thats were your wife comes in handy at
User avatar #19 to #14 - ratmage (01/04/2011) [-]
Fish don't eat fish.
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#23 to #19 - RandomZero **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#34 to #19 - psycoone **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #125 to #19 - ratmage (01/05/2011) [-]
yeesh, I was trying to make a joke.
#61 - sirspam (01/04/2011) [-]
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#127 to #61 - anon (01/05/2011) [-]
no, he is clearly looking for kyle....
#88 to #61 - gsuguy (01/05/2011) [-]
five highs
#83 to #61 - PheonixWright ONLINE (01/05/2011) [-]
Highfive!
#81 to #61 - xboxmaster (01/05/2011) [-]
damn u got a **** load of thumbs
#85 to #81 - funnydream (01/05/2011) [-]
High Five!
#37 - zgoodburrito (01/04/2011) [-]
Can we say that SHOES from Texas are dumb?
#71 to #37 - SCREWTHERULES (01/05/2011) [-]
NO. Don't make me get the lasso, Patrick!
#18 - flamyras (01/04/2011) [-]
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#29 to #18 - ThemApplez **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
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#17 - warlockrichard (01/04/2011) [-]
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#95 - LegendaryWalrus (01/05/2011) [-]
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User avatar #53 - frankwest (01/04/2011) [-]
Then wouldn't he haved made 5 sales?
User avatar #55 to #53 - frankwest (01/04/2011) [-]
*have
#69 to #55 - anon (01/05/2011) [-]
in frankwest's defence he's an idiot for saying he made one sale when he was referring to number of people
User avatar #91 to #69 - anubislol (01/05/2011) [-]
in anons defence anons have no opions, and need to shut thier whore mouths.
User avatar #111 to #91 - Ghostdoom (01/05/2011) [-]
opion?
User avatar #113 to #111 - anubislol (01/05/2011) [-]
im nto a good speler, im also quite posibly the anti-crist of gammer nazis. im also an anti grammer nazi member.
#115 to #113 - Ghostdoom (01/05/2011) [-]
I'm* not* speller* possibly* I'm* anti-grammar*
#119 to #115 - anubislol (01/05/2011) [-]
i couldnt reinsert re-for two reasons, one too lazy, to, wanted to reply fast enough, mainly the seconed reason. any wya, i think im the only anti grammer nazi... it makes me feel forever alone.....
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#56 to #53 - Shoosh **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #57 to #56 - frankwest (01/04/2011) [-]
Ah, alright.
#31 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
The doctor doesn't wanna read.
The doctor doesn't wanna read.
User avatar #32 to #31 - cloverleafpro (01/04/2011) [-]
You totally get amazing points for the picture
#52 to #38 - deitey (01/04/2011) [-]
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User avatar #46 to #43 - Hydrocircuit (01/04/2011) [-]
Ya know, when the story isn't trying to masquerade as real, this is not funny in the slightest. It's actually pretty retarded.
#25 - grilledcheeze (01/04/2011) [-]
BLAST IT WITH MENSTRUAL BLOOD!
BLAST IT WITH MENSTRUAL BLOOD!
#42 to #25 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
NO!!!!!!!!!!! IT WILL ATTRACT BEARS!!
#30 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
someone should put the "fat bitch approves" gif on here
#33 to #30 - voltrak (01/04/2011) [-]
Derp?
Derp?
#35 to #33 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
User avatar #54 to #35 - Daemonseed (01/04/2011) [-]
You really want all that crashing down on top of you?
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