Oh dad, youuuu. figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br /> w00t front page ily fj. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
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Oh dad, youuuu

figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br />
w00t front page ily fj

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is tul.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and dind him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
Got stoned ones and fcked a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my
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Submitted: 01/04/2011
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#17 - Derpraffe (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#142 - ItzSuitable ONLINE (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
#128 - Jest (01/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
This has been reposted so many times that its not even funny anymore. Thumb me down as much as you want but you know I'm right!
#114 - vinnyd (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
Thats funny, you and about 1000 other people have the same *************** grandpa...

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#59 - Voxoner (01/04/2011) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #2 - saltyjoe (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
not only do i hope i am alive by the time i reach 84 but i ******* hope i have that mans wit!
#106 - FJheartless (01/04/2011) [-]
I'm a peacock! You got to let me fly!
#28 - ylma (01/04/2011) [-]
Be proud of yourselves FJ, be proud...
Be proud of yourselves FJ, be proud...
User avatar #76 - thetruemadknight (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
man its still good after the 13th time seeing this (sarcastic as hell)
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#119 - JohnE (01/04/2011) [-]
#13 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#258 - MetalBeaner (01/05/2011) [-]
Hey, wait a second this is a repost.
that means your a FAT PHONY!
Hey everyone hes a GREAT BIG FAT PHONY!!
#164 - thisismyname (01/04/2011) [-]
is this your son?
#270 - ZorgonTheGreat (01/05/2011) [-]
It's rediculous how many times this has been reposted.
#118 - tastyhams (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
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#1 - Les (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
you just made me laugh so hard i spat mountain dew all over my monitor
#44 - JuicyMcgee (01/04/2011) [-]
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