Oh dad, youuuu. figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br /> w00t front page ily fj. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
x
Click to expand

Oh dad, youuuu

Oh dad, youuuu. figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br /> w00t front page ily fj. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes

figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br />
w00t front page ily fj

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is tul.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and dind him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
Got stoned ones and fcked a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my
son.
...
  • Recommend tagsx
+1384
Views: 38255
Favorited: 259
Submitted: 01/04/2011
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to rolltherick submit to reddit

Comments(314):

[ 314 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#160 to #142 - Thrasher (01/04/2011) [-]
epic.....
User avatar #143 to #142 - bateofmaster (01/04/2011) [-]
lol
#106 - FJheartless (01/04/2011) [-]
I'm a peacock! You got to let me fly!
User avatar #18 to #17 - Spain (01/04/2011) [-]
I see dead reposts.
#118 - tastyhams (01/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #124 to #118 - CyanideHappiness (01/04/2011) [-]
" pow bitch get outta my way"
ive seen this on thebest404pageever :)
#236 - lincolnparkrapist (01/05/2011) [-]
My response to him ******* a peacock....

<------
User avatar #76 - thetruemadknight (01/04/2011) [-]
man its still good after the 13th time seeing this (sarcastic as hell)
#92 to #76 - simplydave (01/04/2011) [-]
I approve of your scale of scale of sarcasm
I approve of your scale of scale of sarcasm
User avatar #327 to #76 - thetruemadknight (01/05/2011) [-]
I'd like everyone to know that literally my dad told me this joke, then i saw it on here and i was like "Neat". then i saw it again. 1 year and 18 reposts later. WTF.
+20
#163 - sochill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #170 to #163 - koolaid (01/04/2011) [-]
shouldn't it be repost a post?
#186 to #170 - Rascal (01/04/2011) [-]
shouldn't it be repost a repost?
User avatar #2 - saltyjoe (01/04/2011) [-]
not only do i hope i am alive by the time i reach 84 but i ******* hope i have that mans wit!
User avatar #4 to #2 - domono (01/04/2011) [-]
i wish i could thumb this comment up 1000000000 times
#258 - MetalBeaner (01/05/2011) [-]
Hey, wait a second this is a repost.
that means your a FAT PHONY!
Hey everyone hes a GREAT BIG FAT PHONY!!
#164 - thisismyname (01/04/2011) [-]
is this your son?
#270 - ZorgonTheGreat (01/05/2011) [-]
It's rediculous how many times this has been reposted.
#114 - vinnyd (01/04/2011) [-]
Thats funny, you and about 1000 other people have the same *************** grandpa...



pic unrelated
#121 to #114 - Rascal (01/04/2011) [-]
LOL
#123 to #114 - rolltherick (01/04/2011) [-]
big family dude lol
User avatar #198 - KatrinaWilliams (01/04/2011) [-]
if we all hate reposts then why is it on the front page... again
#173 - noobhax (01/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#141 - ElectronicAvenger (01/04/2011) [-]
Even Slowpoke knows this is a repost.
Even Slowpoke knows this is a repost.
[ 314 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)