Oh dad, youuuu. figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br /> w00t front page ily fj. I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes
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Oh dad, youuuu

figured it was time to bring back THE PEACOCK!<br />
w00t front page ily fj

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is tul.
We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him.
The teenager had spiked hair in all different colours: green, red, orange,
and blue.
My dad kept staring at him.
The teenager would look and dind him staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked:
What' s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'
Knowing my Dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response; knowing he would have a good one.
And in classic style he did not bat an eye in his response:
Got stoned ones and fcked a peacock. I was just wondering ifyou were my
son.
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Submitted: 01/04/2011
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User avatar #326 - instalation ONLINE (01/05/2011) [-]
that wasn't your dad
#325 - galmoo (01/05/2011) [-]
peacock you say?
#322 - crackaddict (01/05/2011) [-]
waittt a second...i think ive seen this before
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#320 - drunkxmexi **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #318 - bakinboy (01/05/2011) [-]
******* HELL STOP REPOSTING THIS
User avatar #317 - yomommabeezugly (01/05/2011) [-]
i skipped to the comments so i can say this. i bet this is the one about the grandpa ******* a peacock and was staring at the kid because he thought the kid might be his spawn. if im wrong i will do nothing. i will even post pics as proof.
#319 to #315 - anonymous (01/05/2011) [-]
a repost of a repost joke ^
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#312 - gdmfjustinbieber **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
+1
#311 - AceOfShovels **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#330 to #305 - FoonyJoonk (01/05/2011) [-]
Haha I saw that and knew it was from National Lampoons magazine,thats why I thumbed up haha. The original says " Buy this magazine or i'll shoot this dog" haha
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#310 to #305 - BurntCrayons **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #308 to #305 - paintballgun (01/05/2011) [-]
nnnoooooo!!!
User avatar #302 - TheELSasquatch (01/05/2011) [-]
seen dis...
User avatar #301 - LegendaryWalrus (01/05/2011) [-]
As soon as I read peacock I instantly thought of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o71kCuva4B4
#299 - anonymous (01/05/2011) [-]
STOP ******* REPOSTING THIS **** . GOSH WE ALL SAW THIS ******* JOKE 100000 TIMES ON FUNNYJUNK. WE GOT IT, NOW STOP ******* REPOSTING THIS YOU ******* **** . SHIIIIIIIET YOU SERIOUS MAN ? **** .
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#304 to #299 - dlshadow **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #297 - fuckthepolice (01/05/2011) [-]
I read the first line and new what the joke was. Jesus.
#295 - sectorthirteen (01/05/2011) [-]
This has been reposted so many times Helen Keller has seen it.
#313 to #295 - zomgwaffle (01/05/2011) [-]
LOL. see ya in hell XD
#293 - VivaLaAnon (01/05/2011) [-]
Full. Of. Win!
Full. Of. Win!
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#291 - Gamedudebt **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#289 - zomgwaffle (01/05/2011) [-]
sick of seeing this repost every week...
User avatar #290 to #289 - Danbruler (01/05/2011) [-]
Thank god someone else called it out!
User avatar #292 to #290 - zomgwaffle (01/05/2011) [-]
dude it's honestly not even funny anymore
User avatar #296 to #292 - Danbruler (01/05/2011) [-]
I mean its understandable when if something gets reposts once maybe but i have seen this alot!
User avatar #303 to #296 - zomgwaffle (01/05/2011) [-]
yea i agree with that but you see this like at least 3 times a month on the front page.
User avatar #306 to #303 - Danbruler (01/05/2011) [-]
For sure. thats how thumb whores do it.
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