scorpions, cant trust them. front page? awesome thanks everyone! apparently this story was on robot chicken (which unfortunately i havent seen in awhile so i di
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scorpions, cant trust them

front page? awesome thanks everyone! apparently this story was on robot chicken (which unfortunately i havent seen in awhile so i did not know) but robot chicken got it from an old "morals" story and so did the writer of this comic.

Once upon a time, there was a frog
and a scorpion by the riverside.
My I ride _
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it l is True.
Stinging is
my naefre.
hearted soul, he tried to work out
an arrangement with the scorpion.
So the frog swain across the river,
carrying the happy scorpion along.
The frog was surprised to (ttom that
the scorpion had broken its word.
bombshell .
ls drown
C I am sorry.
you knew
it was my ’ rare.
Moral: Scorpions are jerks.
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Submitted: 01/03/2011
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User avatar #6 - LynziiLazerBeam (01/03/2011) [+] (7 replies)
I sat a scorpion once on accident. :'/ It hurt my bum.
#9 to #6 - Kelsenial ONLINE (01/03/2011) [-]
I got something else for you to sit on
#8 - decorius (01/03/2011) [+] (1 reply)
#139 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2011) [+] (31 replies)
that reminds me of the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. all year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. but then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. also he got a race car
#143 - Durricane **User deleted account** (01/04/2011) [-]
You can trust me. I swear.
You can trust me. I swear.
#109 - crosknight (01/04/2011) [-]
don't warry  
  
i got an antidote
don't warry

i got an antidote
#38 - TheRiceKrispyNinja (01/04/2011) [+] (7 replies)
#99 - AlbinoJoe (01/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
Moral: Frogs are to trusting.
Moral: Frogs are to trusting.
#107 - cptnmorgan (01/04/2011) [+] (3 replies)
woah, thats some venom man
woah, thats some venom man
#111 to #108 - cptnmorgan (01/04/2011) [-]
i dont see the resemblence
#106 - HaxmasterP (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
******* Radscorpions
#228 - ChAoTiCxMiNd (01/04/2011) [-]
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#215 - kirrilo (01/04/2011) [-]
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#151 - anonymous (01/04/2011) [+] (1 reply)
the a hampster came and said will you give me a ride across the river, i wont crawl up your ass or anything, *BANG**BANG* why'd you shoot me, said the hampster the frog then replied ......its in my nature

true moral DONT **** WITH FROGS
#142 - diddykong (01/04/2011) [+] (5 replies)
******* scorpions!!!
#168 to #142 - Animefreake (01/04/2011) [-]
Way ahead of you!
#141 - SevenForOhNoe (01/04/2011) [-]
its what scorpions do
#120 - ZenMacros ONLINE (01/04/2011) [-]
Why you gotta be like that?
#27 - callmechurch (01/04/2011) [+] (2 replies)
MEGADETH
MEGADETH
#169 - xDMICHAELxD (01/04/2011) [-]
tell me frog, how does it feel to get stung by that backstabbing scorpion?
User avatar #35 - iced (01/04/2011) [-]
robot chicken's was better.
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