scorpions, cant trust them. front page? awesome thanks everyone! apparently this story was on robot chicken (which unfortunately i havent seen in awhile so i di
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scorpions, cant trust them

scorpions, cant trust them. front page? awesome thanks everyone! apparently this story was on robot chicken (which unfortunately i havent seen in awhile so i di

front page? awesome thanks everyone! apparently this story was on robot chicken (which unfortunately i havent seen in awhile so i did not know) but robot chicken got it from an old "morals" story and so did the writer of this comic.

Once upon a time, there was a frog
and a scorpion by the riverside.
My I ride _
C on our back a" .
The frog responded:
is a
it l is True.
Stinging is
my naefre.
hearted soul, he tried to work out
an arrangement with the scorpion.
So the frog swain across the river,
carrying the happy scorpion along.
The frog was surprised to (ttom that
the scorpion had broken its word.
bombshell .
ls drown
C I am sorry.
you knew
it was my ’ rare.
Moral: Scorpions are jerks.
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Submitted: 01/03/2011
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#139 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2011) [-]
that reminds me of the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. all year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched tv. but then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. also he got a race car
#147 to #139 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
I remember seeing something like that on the muppet show.
#149 to #147 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2011) [-]
actually it was futurama :P
#155 to #149 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
...well, maybe you saw something like that on futurama. But I saw it on the muppet show. Except in the puppet show the grasshopper got stepped on.
#156 to #155 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
*muppet
#164 to #156 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2011) [-]
actually the entire quote is directly from futurama XD google it
#167 to #164 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
Okay. Well this entire quote is from futurama. But I am talking about something I saw on the muppet show. You can google that if you want.
#173 to #167 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2011) [-]
i know hahah
#140 to #139 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
What is the moral of that?!?!?!?
#153 to #140 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
People who work lose their nuts, while lazy people get tired.



It's not a perfect Confucius, but I'm satisfied.
#154 to #153 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
I didn't ask you, I asked the person who told it. You don't know the moral.
#158 to #154 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
Well, I answered. Sooo... Yeah.
#159 to #158 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
You still don't know the moral, I'm still waiting for the actual answer: What is the moral of THAT?!
#160 to #159 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
Well, you don't know the moral either. Your argument is invalid. Plus, I'm pretty sure the moral is: life is unfair.
#162 to #160 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
I never said I know tyhe moral, I'm still waiting for an answer.
#165 to #162 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
I JUST ******* ANSWERED.
#166 to #165 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
But, you didn't tell the story, and I didn't even ask you for the answer, so. I'm still wiating for the real answer. You don't know the real moral, you fail.
#171 to #166 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
Fine. I ******* googled it. And don't give me crap about not asking me, cause I'm answering. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Ant_and_the_Grasshopper
User avatar #174 to #171 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
I asked for the Grasshopper and the Octopus, not the Ant and the Grasshopper. You still aren't helping me. *still waiting for real answer*
#175 to #174 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
The grasshopper and the octopuss is something futurama made up. It's a spinoff. Either way same story, same moral. ******* .
#177 to #175 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
Nope, I wanna hear the moral of the Futurama Version, they obviously do NOT have the same moral. I wish you could stop being an idiot.
#180 to #177 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
I WISH YOU WOULD STOP BEING A STUBBORN BITCH AND ACCEPT GOOD ENOUGH. Plus, you don't have to keep using the same meme. It doesn't bring any point across. I am saying that the moral is VERY LIKELY that life is unfair. But even so, the guy who commented it might not know the moral either. Chew on that.
#186 to #180 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
Is that better? I'm facing the other way now, And I'm colored.
#181 to #180 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
I don't care, I just wanna know the moral. And that isn't good enough, because it isn't the real moral. And what if I'm just eating cerial? I may not even like this meme, I just like reeses' puffs.
#193 to #181 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
You know what, I give up. I hope you never know the moral and die painfully.
#194 to #193 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
I'll just go look it up, have a nice day!
#199 to #194 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
******* **** . THE GAME. And I already tried that. Coudlnt find the video anywhere. So have fun.
#202 to #199 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
Okie dokie then, bye!
Okie dokie then, bye!
#200 to #199 - KevinPutt (01/04/2011) [-]
I won't look for a video, I'll just search the story. And you also lost the game for mentioning it, except you typed it in, so you lost first. I'm having fun talking with you, please. go on with your amazing typing and what-not.
#224 to #200 - AnonymousDonor (01/04/2011) [-]
hahahahah that was fun to read. the point of the story's lack of moral is to take it as you please lol but yes i would agree with the shortened version above cuz life is not fair
#201 to #200 - saint cupid (01/04/2011) [-]
I don't care. The game doesn't bug me. And the story doesn't exist. It was made up by futurama, so your not going to find a record of it. Only quotes.
#143 - Durricane **User deleted account** (01/04/2011) [-]
You can trust me. I swear.
You can trust me. I swear.
#109 - crosknight (01/04/2011) [-]
don't warry  
  
i got an antidote
don't warry

i got an antidote
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#145 to #38 - JaysToKings (01/04/2011) [-]
All right, I'll give it all I got.
#46 to #38 - DJMartin (01/04/2011) [-]
i'll come at you... WITH LOBSTERS
i'll come at you... WITH LOBSTERS
#106 - HaxmasterP (01/04/2011) [-]
******* Radscorpions
#134 to #106 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
fast travel to goodsprings


******* radscorpions man!
#228 - ChAoTiCxMiNd (01/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#215 - kirrilo (01/04/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#151 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
the a hampster came and said will you give me a ride across the river, i wont crawl up your ass or anything, *BANG**BANG* why'd you shoot me, said the hampster the frog then replied ......its in my nature

true moral DONT **** WITH FROGS
#152 to #151 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
damn i forgot to loggin
User avatar #6 - LynziiLazerBeam (01/03/2011) [-]
I sat a scorpion once on accident. :'/ It hurt my bum.
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User avatar #242 to #205 - LynziiLazerBeam (01/05/2011) [-]
lolwut?
+1
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#9 to #6 - Kelsenial (01/03/2011) [-]
I got something else for you to sit on
User avatar #13 to #9 - upsidedownface (01/03/2011) [-]
like a chair!
User avatar #11 to #9 - xxlethalforce (01/03/2011) [-]
LOOL
#236 to #9 - LolWutStylinOnU (01/04/2011) [-]
i hope it's a comfortable chair, because my feet hurt.
#120 - ZenMacros (01/04/2011) [-]
Why you gotta be like that?
#27 - callmechurch (01/04/2011) [-]
MEGADETH
MEGADETH
#169 - xDMICHAELxD (01/04/2011) [-]
tell me frog, how does it feel to get stung by that backstabbing scorpion?
User avatar #35 - iced (01/04/2011) [-]
robot chicken's was better.
User avatar #15 to #8 - mrtenorman (01/04/2011) [-]
i still can't believe it, but this catches me off guard and is funny every single time
#102 - aeiou **User deleted account** (01/04/2011) [-]
It's in my nature.
#99 - AlbinoJoe (01/04/2011) [-]
Moral: Frogs are to trusting.
Moral: Frogs are to trusting.
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#119 to #112 - basstower (01/04/2011) [-]
<--forgot this
#243 to #119 - blondeguy (01/05/2011) [-]
don't worry bill he's got this one
#203 - anon (01/04/2011) [-]
this is a repost i saw this like 5 years ago!!!!!

#209 to #203 - FatherPedobear (01/04/2011) [-]
I think five years is a long enough time period between posting the same picture.
#214 to #209 - lordgibson (01/04/2011) [-]
God I hope you don't breed.
God I hope you don't breed.
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