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Blonde joke

no over used description now(:
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Views: 20443 Favorited: 20 Submitted: 01/07/2010

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#52 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
wait how th fuck can she tell the police officer she is(supposably) a cop if the cop was PULLING HER OVER AND BOTH OF THEM WERE IN THEIR CARS?????thats fucking retarded
User avatar #55 to #52 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/08/2010)
YOU'RE fucking retarded, the police officer saw herself in the mirror, thinking it was a photo of the driver.

GODAMMIT, were you the driver?
#50 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
capthca: fluff
User avatar #46 - Captain Confusing (01/08/2010)
i dont get it
User avatar #48 to #46 - Vihtic ONLINE (01/08/2010)
The mirror is a rectangle, and when the lady looks at it, it shows her reflection. When the officer asks for her I.D., she gives her the mirror thinking it will only hold her picture. Then, the officer looks in the mirror and sees herself. The officer now thinks the lady is a police officer since she saw her police hat and uniform in the mirror.
#45 - Lookinatstuff (01/08/2010)
"My picture makes me look like I'm a police officer? Let me see"
* hands the mirror back *
"I don't get it, why does it make me look like a police officer?"
"Because of the police hat you're wearing"
"I'm not wearing a hat in this picture - look"
* cop looks over her shoulder *
"Hey, who's your friend, and why is she in your license picture?"
#53 to #45 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
WIN
#44 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
This is a bad joke. Everyone knows they don't make blond cops, and what blond there are, are plastic and sing "B-a-r-b-i-e barby giiirl."
User avatar #22 - Mrdarkler (01/08/2010)
I laughed at the joke, but then I saw your name and began to wonder, what are you going to do when you get laid, "tylervirgin"?
User avatar #49 to #22 - Tylervirgin (01/08/2010)
good point, when such happens you will become the owner of this account. then i would create an account. IgotLAID
User avatar #51 to #49 - a dinosaur (01/08/2010)
You ever wonder why you have that green scaly patch of skin...I think it's time you your mother and I sit down and talk.
User avatar #37 to #22 - a dinosaur (01/08/2010)
Post pronz of himself getting laid?
#28 to #22 - livingzombie (01/08/2010)
phylosoraptor is in da house!!!!
#20 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
how the fuck is that funny??????
lame!!
#12 - ramonaxox (01/08/2010)
I thumb downed because the description is lame as
#43 to #12 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
Too epic to reply
#54 to #43 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
WAIT to much
#40 to #12 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
hey look it retreated
User avatar #13 to #12 - Tylervirgin (01/08/2010)
lame as...? lame as what?
User avatar #15 to #13 - Oppned (01/08/2010)
He's just to stupid to
#16 to #15 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
to stupid to... ? to stupid to what ?
#23 to #16 - FroogleShnifty (01/08/2010)
ah shit. Candlejack strikes aga-
#30 to #23 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
CHUCK NORRIS SAAAAVEE USSS
#31 to #30 - Deuces (01/08/2010)
we are going to die
#32 to #31 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
Crapp, CRAPPPP we're in deep shit!! FUCK NOOOO!

#38 to #32 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#39 to #38 - Papa Palpatine (01/08/2010)
FALLCOOOONNNNN PAAWNNCHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#41 to #39 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
Line
User avatar #56 to #41 - IEpicWinGuyI (01/08/2010)
SHIT ITS GETTING FUCKING CLOSER

QUICKLY, WE MUST WARN THE OTHERS!
#18 to #16 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
He is just miserable
Just trying to look cool
Case Closed
#19 to #18 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
<.< it's closing in on us <.<
#21 to #19 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
SHIT! Get the anit purple line spray!!!
User avatar #29 to #21 - vampireragdoll (01/08/2010)
-shakes can- It's empty! Shit, shit, what now??!
#24 to #21 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
Hiiiihooo!
User avatar #25 to #24 - Mudkip (01/08/2010)
<---oh shit it has friends right behind it!
#26 to #25 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
This is the purple line police!!! Stop where you are!!!
#27 to #26 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
It's not stopping!
#34 to #27 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
New line makes for easy wins!
#35 to #34 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
OH SHIT! THE LINE IS SO CLOSE! WE MUST RETREAT!
#36 to #35 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
Why?
#42 to #36 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
:D
User avatar #10 - TheTurnbull (01/07/2010)
The description sin't funy at all. It's pretty fucking stupid, but the joke is funny
#9 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
Well..this was funny until you made that stupid joke.
#8 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
i was about to thumb you up but then you had to make that ove used stupid joke



captcha: bitch... lol
#4 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
Who says that the police officer is a woman?
#6 to #4 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
And, Who said it was a Man?
User avatar #11 to #6 - TheTurnbull (01/07/2010)
Who said it wasn't GARY MOTHER FUCKING OAK?!?!?
User avatar #47 to #11 - numbierwun (01/08/2010)
We would know if it was Gary Oak. You can't ignore his girth.
User avatar #17 to #11 - Kodak (01/08/2010)
Who said it wasn't ASH MOTHER FUCKING KETCHUM?!?!?!?
#33 to #17 - anonymous (01/08/2010)
Who said it wasn't PIKA MOTHER FUCKING CHU?!?!?!
#14 to #11 - Tylervirgin Comment deleted by Tylervirgin
#2 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
"If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
How the hell would she have told her if she wasn't pulled over?
#1 - anonymous (01/07/2010)
women can't be cops. the joke is erroneous
#7 to #1 - Tylervirgin Comment deleted by Tylervirgin
#3 to #1 - LameComments Comment deleted by Tylervirgin
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