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Submitted: 01/07/2010
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#52
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anonymous
(01/08/2010)
wait how th fuck can she tell the police officer she is(supposably) a cop if the cop was PULLING HER OVER AND BOTH OF THEM WERE IN THEIR CARS?????thats fucking retarded
YOU'RE fucking retarded, the police officer saw herself in the mirror, thinking it was a photo of the driver.
GODAMMIT, were you the driver?
GODAMMIT, were you the driver?
#50
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anonymous
(01/08/2010)
PLEASE DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOW YOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
capthca: fluff
1. say your name 10 times
2. say you...r mom's name 5 times
3. say your crushes name 3 times
4. paste this to 4 other pictures. if you do this, ... Read more your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday. but if you read this and do not paste this, then you will have very bad luck. SEND THIS TO 5 pictures IN 143 MINUTES. WHEN YOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERS ON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORK
capthca: fluff
The mirror is a rectangle, and when the lady looks at it, it shows her reflection. When the officer asks for her I.D., she gives her the mirror thinking it will only hold her picture. Then, the officer looks in the mirror and sees herself. The officer now thinks the lady is a police officer since she saw her police hat and uniform in the mirror.
#45
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Lookinatstuff
(01/08/2010)
"My picture makes me look like I'm a police officer? Let me see"
* hands the mirror back *
"I don't get it, why does it make me look like a police officer?"
"Because of the police hat you're wearing"
"I'm not wearing a hat in this picture - look"
* cop looks over her shoulder *
"Hey, who's your friend, and why is she in your license picture?"
* hands the mirror back *
"I don't get it, why does it make me look like a police officer?"
"Because of the police hat you're wearing"
"I'm not wearing a hat in this picture - look"
* cop looks over her shoulder *
"Hey, who's your friend, and why is she in your license picture?"
#44
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anonymous
(01/08/2010)
This is a bad joke. Everyone knows they don't make blond cops, and what blond there are, are plastic and sing "B-a-r-b-i-e barby giiirl."
I laughed at the joke, but then I saw your name and began to wonder, what are you going to do when you get laid, "tylervirgin"?
good point, when such happens you will become the owner of this account. then i would create an account. IgotLAID
You ever wonder why you have that green scaly patch of skin...I think it's time you your mother and I sit down and talk.
SHIT ITS GETTING FUCKING CLOSER
QUICKLY, WE MUST WARN THE OTHERS!
QUICKLY, WE MUST WARN THE OTHERS!
The description sin't funy at all. It's pretty fucking stupid, but the joke is funny
#8
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anonymous
(01/07/2010)
i was about to thumb you up but then you had to make that ove used stupid joke
captcha: bitch... lol
captcha: bitch... lol
#2
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anonymous
(01/07/2010)
"If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."
How the hell would she have told her if she wasn't pulled over?
How the hell would she have told her if she wasn't pulled over?
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