Virgin. Edit: Second page!!! thank you all very much!<br /> Edit: FRONT PAGE!!!!. I' been waiting my entire life fer this. And by my entire lite. i mean s
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Virgin

Virgin. Edit: Second page!!! thank you all very much!<br /> Edit: FRONT PAGE!!!!. I' been waiting my entire life fer this. And by my entire lite. i mean s

Edit: Second page!!! thank you all very much!<br />
Edit: FRONT PAGE!!!!

I' been waiting my
entire life fer this.
And by my entire lite.
i mean since puberty.
And by waiting, I mean
watching pornography
alright, don' t be nervous.
Ill dc all the warm
I can' t think we should
see each ether .
Vwhat?! Because of last night?
mu knew that was my that
time! I premise I' ll get better!
That' s the emblem - yen were
way we good. Theres new way
you' re a virgin.
Fem Maura straight? At
least make "
I can' t be with
semantic when
lies to me.
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+5
#458 to #39 - freedomfromlife **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #64 to #58 - bulletstopper (12/31/2010) [-]
GOUNDED!!!
someone should fix that everyone has one that says gounded
#65 to #64 - John Cena (12/31/2010) [-]
it cause thats how he says it in the cartoon
#32 - AlbinoJoe (12/31/2010) [-]
Damn meddling pornography!
+33
#37 to #32 - qwopchampion **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#40 to #32 - mockmiti (12/31/2010) [-]
more like FONDLED again hehe
more like FONDLED again hehe
User avatar #25 - Crazayboii (12/31/2010) [-]
Similar thing happened to me, except she left because I lasted 7 seconds and then cried afterwards.
#484 to #25 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
hi
#27 to #25 - John Cena (12/31/2010) [-]
Wasn't that what future Stewie did when having sex for the first time? He had sex for 8 seconds then cried for 10 minutes.
#29 to #27 - straightjacket ONLINE (12/31/2010) [-]
actually to be exact it was 8 seconds of sex and 40 minutes of crying but you were close.
#473 to #29 - ilikensfwa (01/01/2011) [-]
that wasn't actually stewie..that was actually me
#475 to #27 - shadytv (01/01/2011) [-]
holy **** how does this have so many thumbs down (even though it is an anon, and doesnt deserve an opinion) but holy **** , -79
new site moto:
funnyjunk: YOU BETTER ******* KNOW EVERFUKING LITTLE DETAIL ABOUT FAMILY GUY, OR WELL RAEP THE **** OUT YOUR THUMBS!!!!!
User avatar #28 to #27 - Crazayboii (12/31/2010) [-]
Whatever floats your boat.
#487 to #25 - Setsaku (01/01/2011) [-]
It costs 400 thousand dollars to cry in this bed, for 12 seconds.
#480 to #25 - ilikensfwa (01/01/2011) [-]
same thing happened to me last week, except im still crying
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#476 to #25 - Bowl **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #382 to #25 - makiener (01/01/2011) [-]
HOW DOES THIS HAVE SO MANY THUMBS
o_o
User avatar #478 to #25 - goshawk (01/01/2011) [-]
Same thing happened to my boyfriend, and I just laughed it off and two weeks later we're still dating. I'ts just mean to leave someone over something like that...
+1
#485 to #25 - TheDirector **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#421 to #25 - mightymilk (01/01/2011) [-]
that cat was watching u the whole time
that cat was watching u the whole time
User avatar #47 to #25 - LegitamiteCannon (12/31/2010) [-]
same thing happend to, except i killed my whole family
+2
#386 to #47 - JohnMarston **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#466 to #386 - treeclimberIoI (01/01/2011) [-]
same thing happened to me except i killed 134 U.S soldiers and then got shot and buried in the lone prairie
0
#467 to #466 - JohnMarston **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#468 to #467 - treeclimberIoI (01/01/2011) [-]
y unrelated? or how?
#490 to #47 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
A Black Family? I need to know so I can Thumb you up if a Black Family?
#331 - WillieThePimp (01/01/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#352 to #331 - alexbeyotch (01/01/2011) [-]
LOLOL!!! What movie is this from??
LOLOL!!! What movie is this from??
+4
#360 to #352 - johnfreeman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#393 to #352 - Ginipigi (01/01/2011) [-]
Happy Feet
#379 to #352 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
its from the show supernatural
User avatar #361 to #352 - ConverZe (01/01/2011) [-]
Scary movie :P
#337 to #331 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
lol i never saw that part in the movie
User avatar #481 to #337 - yaybot (01/01/2011) [-]
You watched the TV version
#220 - Guess who (12/31/2010) [-]
4 HOURS?!?!
4 HOURS?!?!
#240 to #226 - digi (01/01/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - Roundup (12/31/2010) [-]
His explanation
User avatar #56 to #23 - YoDawgWeHeard (12/31/2010) [-]
Pee on EVVVVVVVVVVERRRRYTHINGGGGGGGGG
-1
#493 to #324 - Rome **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#255 - InfinityDream (01/01/2011) [-]
4 HOURS... LIKE A BOSS
4 HOURS... LIKE A BOSS
#313 to #255 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
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User avatar #258 to #255 - Pedobearsbaby (01/01/2011) [-]
**** YES! <333
#269 to #255 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
User avatar #193 - hobocow (12/31/2010) [-]
Lasted 31 mins with my girl last night.

and by 31 mins i mean 2...

and by with my girl i mean my hand...
#150 - JenkinsJolly (12/31/2010) [-]
Fail virgin fails.  
  
  
&lt;-----gif semi related
Fail virgin fails.


<-----gif semi related
User avatar #162 to #150 - hammywh ONLINE (12/31/2010) [-]
i believe this was one of North Korea's attempts to take out NYC
#167 to #162 - JenkinsJolly (12/31/2010) [-]
&lt;----south koreas spec ops
<----south koreas spec ops
#187 to #184 - FezesAreCool (12/31/2010) [-]
Why?.......... Did you need a wizard?
#195 to #187 - JenkinsJolly (12/31/2010) [-]
no..i think i need a bandaid
no..i think i need a bandaid
#137 - GodOfAnonIII (12/31/2010) [-]
>Too good
>Friends will ask why the break up
>She'll tell them
>Friends curioisty spikes
>Get more ass then a toilet seat
#192 to #137 - John Cena (12/31/2010) [-]
????????
Profit.
+3
#154 to #137 - ewwww **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#155 to #137 - John Cena (12/31/2010) [-]
Get more ass than a mexican flea market
#80 - pokaymahn (12/31/2010) [-]
a similar thing happened to me, except instead of having sex with a girl i shot up my school
+26
#363 - Doippa **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#233 - Rainmon (12/31/2010) [-]
4 HOURS?!?!
4 HOURS?!?!
User avatar #247 to #233 - SetTheSkyAblaze (01/01/2011) [-]
I lasted 3 hours my first time. I was shocked as **** .
User avatar #234 to #233 - Seymour (12/31/2010) [-]
isnt that normal?
#235 to #234 - Rainmon (12/31/2010) [-]
Normal For Me Is 8 Hours...
#243 to #235 - stillanonymous (01/01/2011) [-]
...of crying deeply after 10 seconds of sex.
...of crying deeply after 10 seconds of sex.
User avatar #278 to #249 - CommunityApproval (01/01/2011) [-]
Haven't seen much of krinkles lately...
#279 to #278 - Rainmon (01/01/2011) [-]
LOLJK


Yea i know... :\
User avatar #262 to #243 - cannabishemp (01/01/2011) [-]
This quite possibly, and most likely is the coolest gif i have ever seen or ever will see...that is all
User avatar #267 to #264 - iBreezyChan (01/01/2011) [-]
I'll probably get thumbed down for this.
But that girl is actually me >_>
Me gusta.
User avatar #270 to #267 - Rainmon (01/01/2011) [-]
Pics Or its not you!
#208 - simas (12/31/2010) [-]
Its what makes us big and strong.
#126 - WaitWTF (12/31/2010) [-]
It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
#146 to #126 - SantanaSupreme (12/31/2010) [-]
I KNOW, I KNOW , I KNOW , IKNOW

DONT DO THIS TO ME ... NOT YOU
#98 - Thrasher (12/31/2010) [-]
Meh, even though I fap a lot, I would NEVER last 4 hours. I mean it sounds like it would hurt.
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#101 to #98 - NoNeedtoRage **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#346 - emobabyj (01/01/2011) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #391 to #346 - Ginipigi (01/01/2011) [-]
Hey look, it's Daniel Tosh.
#410 to #391 - BallTripper (01/01/2011) [-]
Prepare your anus.
User avatar #413 to #410 - Ginipigi (01/01/2011) [-]
I read that in his voice.
#291 - John Cena (01/01/2011) [-]
at least you have me
#310 to #291 - AwesomeAnonomous (01/01/2011) [-]
Don't you mean us??
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#333 to #310 - bitw **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#224 - funnydream (12/31/2010) [-]
still counts
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