voyages of the arc: intro. Edit: anyone who thought this was funny or not and would like to express their view on future posts, send me friend request because i
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voyages of the arc: intro

voyages of the arc: intro. Edit: anyone who thought this was funny or not and would like to express their view on future posts, send me friend request because i

Edit: anyone who thought this was funny or not and would like to express their view on future posts, send me friend request because i always post my content under profile pics first to let friends see to make sure it's post worthy<br />
i know it's not that funny, it's just to set up story i've been cooking up. It would be a comedy, drama, action story, with no use of memes for jokes, a the most it would be mini memes. I like comments over thumbs to.<br />
edit: to the people that say it sounds like vandread, i now realize it does sound like it, but i'm going a totally different way with it.

the year is 4035. earth has become a desolate
waste land
Humans have created cities in
the sky to escape the poisoness
gases.
how ever, that wasn' t enough. They built " T of all shapes
One ship, however, found
two planets able to hold life.
e was 90% ter, and had
bountiful soil, little retour' es,
while the s 95%' land and
as full of resound s.'
Fights started between the genders of the
crew. They only had enough food to reach sf
one planet, and a nearby star was pulling
one away.
The men wanted the resource filled one
while the women wanted the water one
4 so they divided the ship -
and supplies. They landed
and rebuilt, each forgetme
about the other in time
The men
resources,
However, one day both genders
meet each other one day. Though .
trying to communicate, there was a
slip and battle erupted between the
ships. Though no deaths, it had it' s
impact .
A great war erupted. Every planet lost
by one side was quickly gained back.
Every tech advancement was quickly
meet with a counter. It was a
stalemate.
The year became 1, 245, a
hundred years
And this is
where our
story begins.
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#22 - TheSpy (12/31/2010) [-]
FAKE AND GAY..
because this is fictional, and with the genders seperated, men had to find other ways to please their 'instinct'
User avatar #24 to #22 - sircool (12/31/2010) [-]
a planet of gays and a planet of lebains.
User avatar #25 to #24 - noll ONLINE (12/31/2010) [-]
or kidnapping
User avatar #26 to #25 - sircool (12/31/2010) [-]
nope. they reproduced by themselves. infact, they think the other is a different species entirely
User avatar #27 to #26 - noll ONLINE (12/31/2010) [-]
but still kidnapping wouldnt hurt
#170 - BittenOne (01/01/2011) [-]
nice story,  but I must get back to staring at these bugs
nice story, but I must get back to staring at these bugs
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#169 - DeathFromShadows **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#182 to #169 - sharkdoodler (01/01/2011) [-]
beat me to it
#183 to #182 - anon (01/01/2011) [-]
it happens to all of us
#142 - emobabyj (01/01/2011) [-]
what?! No sex???
User avatar #154 to #142 - paintbreak (01/01/2011) [-]
Nobody ever said no sex... but I'd recommend thinking about the planet full of hot lesbians on beaches instead of the other place.
#158 to #154 - emobabyj (01/01/2011) [-]
I'm saying the guys on the other planet need to cook their own meals and make their own sandwiches and NO SEX except gay sex.
I'm saying the guys on the other planet need to cook their own meals and make their own sandwiches and NO SEX except gay sex.
User avatar #125 - arabguyxyz (01/01/2011) [-]
silly ignorant men
stay with women 4 sex

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#101 to #85 - TheInsaneCookie (01/01/2011) [-]
*men at baby making power plant*

oh god this one is *random pause* female,kill it!
User avatar #105 to #101 - JklnHyd (01/01/2011) [-]
You know, that joke brings up an interesting point. Since guys have an x and a y chromosome and women only have two x chromosomes, the men could create some females and eventually have a population that would sustain itself without cloning and such. The women could not. They would strain their already scarce resources to keep their population stable.
User avatar #111 to #105 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
they thought it was a huge deformation when a female baby was made so they killed it
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User avatar #202 to #201 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
thats..........actually a very good idea, thank you
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User avatar #204 to #203 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
i didn't even notice
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User avatar #206 to #205 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
not sure. maybe a month or so?
User avatar #113 to #111 - JklnHyd (01/01/2011) [-]
Why would they think that? It's not like it would take countless generations to make a female. They could do it on the first run. All they would need is two x chromosomes.
User avatar #116 to #113 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
i dunno, ***** ****** up in the future i guess
User avatar #120 to #116 - JklnHyd (01/01/2011) [-]
Alright then. I didn't mean to **** with your story. That's just sort of how my brain works. It doesn't take long to think six layers into something and start poking holes in it. It's still an interesting premise. I thumbed up.
#86 to #85 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
making kids........with a planet of only women
#44 - Jameshaich (12/31/2010) [-]
If you're going to make this a serious comic then...  
&lt;&lt;&lt;  
But if this is only an intro. and the other parts are going to be funny. then continue
If you're going to make this a serious comic then...
<<<
But if this is only an intro. and the other parts are going to be funny. then continue
User avatar #46 to #44 - sircool (12/31/2010) [-]
its going to be half serious, half comedy. a joke will be included in every one, but also some plot.
#49 to #46 - Jameshaich (12/31/2010) [-]
I look forward to it
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#146 - TurkDragon (01/01/2011) [-]
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#137 - andrewpatten (01/01/2011) [-]
grammar nazi will come for you
#61 - Krystoking (01/01/2011) [-]
It says that each forgot the other in time. There is only a 200 year time gap, and this is over 2000 years in the future. Children being born TODAY are said to have an average lifespan of 120 years.

Also, if the males are splitting chromosomes, they are capable of creating females by using two X chromosomes, since they have both X and Y chromosomes.
User avatar #65 to #61 - theaznguylol (01/01/2011) [-]
Had an argument on second paragraph, forgot cuz i didn't give a **** in bio.

We really have avg lifespan of 120 years? Thought it would be loewr than 80.

and that sucks
User avatar #69 to #65 - Krystoking (01/01/2011) [-]
It was around 80, yes, but children being born today are expected to live around 120 years.
#80 to #69 - erwinrommell (01/01/2011) [-]
and exactly how will we reach 120 years? Are you ******* retarded or some **** ? Look around you - barely any Americans or western Europeans will hit that age - with all the **** food/stress/city pollution etc.

It is in fact going backwards if anything - just because we can artificially increase life span using medicines and implants does not mean we naturally have the capability to live that long - take away all medicines etc. and then, and only then will you see how long a man can survive

Our luxuries in life is what is killing us.

Food for thought.
User avatar #72 to #69 - theaznguylol (01/01/2011) [-]
And their generation will have avg life expectancy of 50.

lol truth hurts
User avatar #57 - theaznguylol (01/01/2011) [-]
A hundred years....

OF FAPPING!?
User avatar #60 to #57 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
actually two hundred years
#54 - JesusForReal (01/01/2011) [-]
Not related, but the whole idea of a space comic brought back how angry I was that they cancelled Firefly...
#188 - MCPO (01/01/2011) [-]
You know what this comic needs?
User avatar #193 to #188 - fuhrerpanda (01/01/2011) [-]
and dinosaurs
User avatar #119 - youcanthepower (01/01/2011) [-]
I hope no grammar Nazis pass by, they would have a heart attack!
#58 - Oddsword (01/01/2011) [-]
Wait.......................THAT MEANS NO SEX!!!!!! OH GOD I DONT LIKE THE FUTURE!!!!!!
User avatar #59 to #58 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
what about the hilarity of rediscovering it?
#199 to #59 - Oddsword (01/01/2011) [-]
It's like "Well, after years over fighting, we can finally rejoin and begin to repopulate the colonies the right way!"

*Later, in the bedroom*

"Soooo, ummmmmm.........how the hell do we do this?"
User avatar #200 to #199 - sircool (01/01/2011) [-]
yes. and there will be plenty of sexual innuendos in this.
#47 - ChromedDragon (12/31/2010) [-]
you shot the boobs
User avatar #7 to #5 - sircool (12/31/2010) [-]
how so my good sir?
#8 to #7 - homiejr (12/31/2010) [-]
I meant it literally, as in it never happened.
User avatar #13 to #8 - sircool (12/31/2010) [-]
i can't say i fully understand
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