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Dear Moms and 9 year olds.
Please continuing updating us all on your lives, and
sending me Farmville requests.
Sincerely, NOT
Dear Scientists,
Your mom thought I was big enough.
Sincerely, Pluto
Dear Pedophile,
Please take a seat over there.
Sincerely, Chris Hanson
A. , skinsuit
Dear Rihanna,
We get your name already stop saying ooh Na Na its
really ******* annoying me
Sincerely, annoyed listener
Dear Funnyjunkies,
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even
go want to do look more like?
Sincerely, Admin.
Dear Pringles,
My hand is now too big to fit into the can
Sincerely, anyone over the age of 5
augustin Bieber,
We might become real boys one day
sincerely, Pinocchio
Dear Americans,
We know how you feel about all the illegal immigrants
Sincerely, The Native Americans
Dear Bill Gates,
I just got my zune! Haha just kidding
sincerely, Steve Jobbs
Dear Women,
That caring and sensitive guy that you have always been
looking for is right in from of you. The guy you put in
the friend zone.
Sincerely, Nice Guys
AKA. anonymous
Dear Jesus,
be there to pick you up in 3 days traffic is long
sincerely God
Dear Gangstas,
That low pants fad was started by prisoners in jail. It
meant they were open for sex.
sincerely, wearing a belt
A. K. A, megawatt
Dear **** on photo creators,
No one has ever **** a brick. ever.
Sincerely, me.
AKA. Baloneytony
Dear Black People,
Calling each other ******* doesn' t help your cause. If you
don' t wanna be called it don' t say it,
sincerely, White People
AKA. sexistbastard
Dear icy sidewalk,
We meet again.
Sincerely, my butt.
Dear Christopher Columbus,
How do you discover a continent if it' s already populated by
Sincerely, Confused History Student.
Dear Hannah,
we' d like to no longer be associated with you.
Sincerely, The State of Montana.
Dear Snow White,
Never bite the apple. No good ever comes out of it.
Sincerely, Eve.
Dear cute old couple,
Thank you for being so adorable and for showing us that love
isn' t overrated.
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear big girl in tight leggings,
You know when cotton is stretched, it becomes derpthrough
Sincerely, didn' t need to see that.
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#18 - Rockerdax (12/30/2010) [-]
Dear Robert Pattinson,
You've betrayed us all.
Sincerely,Harry Potter fans around the world.
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#12 - MoarMemes (12/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear people who "tlk liek dis"

We're coming after you.

Sincerely, Grammar Nazis
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#15 - youaremyhoe ONLINE (12/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Dear Edward,

Vampires don't sparkle

Sincerely, Selene
User avatar #219 - emithith (12/31/2010) [-]
Dear Women,

Stop putting makeup on, and making yourselves "sexier" and then complaining about us "ogling" you.

Sincerely, Men.
User avatar #113 - zistheman (12/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dear sluts under the age of 18
stop taking pictures with your face like a constipated duck
sincerely, every dude alive
User avatar #264 - lebronjamesxxiii (12/31/2010) [+] (8 replies)
dear 7 year olds on xbox,

you didnt **** my mom.

The gaming community
#251 - Marker (12/31/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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Hey Bill, can you help me program my Zune- OH WAIT, I have an iPod, just like the rest of the world!
#85 - radaman (12/31/2010) [+] (3 replies)
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User avatar #27 - SchfiftyFive (12/30/2010) [-]
Dear Rihanna,

Did i really hit you so hard you forgot your name?

Sincerely, chris brown
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User avatar #10 - jellyman ONLINE (12/30/2010) [-]
dear preteens and teenage girls, your name is not nicole kaulitz rodrigues, stefanie lautner, jessica jonasbrothers lover or amanda drew bieber. sincerely, disappointment
User avatar #227 - MnBran (12/31/2010) [-]
Dear Women,
Any part of your tits not covered by your shirt is like the sidewalk; public property.
Sincerely, tired of getting bitched at.
User avatar #149 - SilentSkater (12/31/2010) [-]
Dear Big Toe,


- Furniture.
#114 - bignastysoap (12/31/2010) [-]
Dear lag,
go away
Sincerely, every online gamer ever.
User avatar #66 - TheInsaneCookie (12/31/2010) [+] (5 replies)
Dear people who T41K L13K D1S,

your not being cool or showing your individuality

Sincerely,everyone on internet
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