Dear Moms and 9 year olds.
Please continuing updating us all on your lives, and
sending me Farmville requests.
Your mom thought I was big enough.
Please take a seat over there.
Sincerely, Chris Hanson
A. , skinsuit
We get your name already stop saying ooh Na Na its
really fucking annoying me
Sincerely, annoyed listener
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even
go want to do look more like?
My hand is now too big to fit into the can
Sincerely, anyone over the age of 5
We might become real boys one day
We know how you feel about all the illegal immigrants
Sincerely, The Native Americans
Dear Bill Gates,
I just got my zune! Haha just kidding
sincerely, Steve Jobbs
That caring and sensitive guy that you have always been
looking for is right in from of you. The guy you put in
the friend zone.
Sincerely, Nice Guys
be there to pick you up in 3 days traffic is long
That low pants fad was started by prisoners in jail. It
meant they were open for sex.
sincerely, wearing a belt
A. K. A, megawatt
Dear shit on photo creators,
No one has ever shit a brick. ever.
Dear Black People,
Calling each other niggras doesn' t help your cause. If you
don' t wanna be called it don' t say it,
sincerely, White People
Dear icy sidewalk,
We meet again.
Sincerely, my butt.
Dear Christopher Columbus,
How do you discover a continent if it' s already populated by
Sincerely, Confused History Student.
we' d like to no longer be associated with you.
Sincerely, The State of Montana.
Dear Snow White,
Never bite the apple. No good ever comes out of it.
Dear cute old couple,
Thank you for being so adorable and for showing us that love
isn' t overrated.
Dear big girl in tight leggings,
You know when cotton is stretched, it becomes derpthrough
Sincerely, didn' t need to see that.