Pleasing Women (new joke in desc). SUB FOR FUNNY JOKES DAILY<br /> /funny_pictures/1452374/Bad+Day+joke+of+the+day/. A group of girlfriends are on vacatio Pleasing Women (new joke in desc) SUB FOR FUNNY JOKES DAILY<br /> /funny_pictures/1452374/Bad+Day+joke+of+the+day/ A group of girlfriends are on vacatio
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Pleasing Women (new joke in desc)

A group of girlfriends
are on vacation when
they see a toystory
hotel with a sign that
reads: "For Women
Only." Since they are
without their boyfriends
and husbands, they
decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very
attractive guy, explains
to them how it works.
We have 5 floors. 60
up floor by floor, and
once you find what you
are looking for, you can
stay there. It' s easy to
decide since each floor
has a sign Telling you
what' s inside."
So they start going up
and on the first floor
the sign reads: "All the
men on this floor are
short and plain." The
friends laugh and
without hesitation move
on to the next floor.
The sign on the second
floor reads: "All the
men here are short and
handsome." Still, this
isn' t good enough, so
the friends continue on
They reach the third
floor and the sign
reads: ''All the men
here are tall and plain."
They still want to do
better, and SO, knowing
there are still two
floors left, they
continued on up.
On the fourth floor,
the sign is perfect: "All
the men here are tall
and handsome." The
women get all excited
and are going in when
they realize that there
is still one floor left.
Wondering what they
are missing, they head
on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign
that reads: "There are
no men here. This floor
was built only to prove
that there is no way to
please a woman."
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#92 - BillyRyan
Reply +275
(12/30/2010) [-]
And then they went down back to the first level but it wasn't reallyy the first level it was the exit of the fourth level wich was the second level wich was a mans dream while he was on the second level where he was being killed on the sixth level wich didn't actually exist because it was on the fourth level but was hidden behind a desk that was made by a guy in the basement who was dreaming of where they were right now but was on the second level and was sleepwalking onto the fifth level to get more supplies from the second level wich had a chute leading to the fifth level where they were growing trees made from seeds that were actually where everything was going on because they were actually people.

And then they woke up.
#110 to #92 - DoomGuy
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Makes perfect sense to me.
#95 to #92 - foreveradrone
Reply +66
(12/30/2010) [-]
o_O
#383 to #92 - steviee **User deleted account**
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#435 to #92 - pooptypeuptysyrup **User deleted account**
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#641 to #92 - squeaky
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#673 to #92 - wiltingrose
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(12/30/2010) [-]
were you wasted when you wrote this?
#676 to #92 - xokendallxo
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(12/31/2010) [-]
and then they woke up, waled out the door, got on the floor, and everybody walked the dinosaur
#214 to #92 - LolWutStylinOnU
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(12/30/2010) [-]
i wish i had the original of this pic, the resolution is too small.
#100 to #92 - SeoYummy
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(12/30/2010) [-]
EPIC. WIN.
#125 to #92 - superflystickman
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(12/30/2010) [-]
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#140 to #125 - boringman
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(12/30/2010) [-]
FALL DAMMIT.
#158 to #92 - CallMeMrMichael
Reply +21
(12/30/2010) [-]
so its like a taco inside a taco inside a taco bell in side a kfc inside a mall that is INSIDE YOUR DREAM! a dookabababaachakakakabodaka
#130 to #92 - ashketchup
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(12/30/2010) [-]
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#114 to #92 - BILLYMAYSSOUL
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(12/30/2010) [-]
#273 to #92 - legion
Reply +7
(12/30/2010) [-]
my brain hurts
#403 to #92 - ing [OP]
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(12/30/2010) [-]
#446 to #92 - pooptypeuptysyrup **User deleted account**
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#683 to #92 - ayofodatyayo
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#116 to #92 - felixdaman
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(12/30/2010) [-]
**** YEA
#685 to #92 - yoyoyok
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(12/31/2010) [-]
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#94 to #92 - SchfiftyFive
Reply +14
(12/30/2010) [-]
wat
#120 to #94 - ReptaurLOLL
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(12/30/2010) [-]
#450 to #120 - HiReception
Reply +4
(12/30/2010) [-]
wat
#608 to #92 - JimChillino
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(12/30/2010) [-]
#117 to #92 - TemplateGuy
Reply +10
(12/30/2010) [-]
I find it sad you can spell chute but not which.
#96 to #92 - FJaddict
Reply -4
(12/30/2010) [-]
wat did i just read lol?
#127 to #92 - bondsmatthew
Reply +9
(12/30/2010) [-]
Too much win. I'm hungry now.
Too much win. I'm hungry now.
#98 to #92 - thesexykangaroo
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(12/30/2010) [-]
#253 to #92 - LegendaryWalrus
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#105 to #92 - Wesker
Reply +111
(12/30/2010) [-]
Da dun dun dun dun dun da dun dun dun da doo doo doo doo doo doo-BAH-BUMMMMMMM *stamp**stamp*...BAH-BUMMMMM...*stamp**stamp* DA Dun doo doo doo da daa dun dum doo doo da
#124 to #105 - lotionorhoseagain
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Somebody order a pizza?
#361 to #124 - anon
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Must of been one of them, in the dream.
#54 - Majestical
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(12/30/2010) [-]
The last floor should've been the kitchen...
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#87 to #57 - huntingluver
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(12/30/2010) [-]
And no stairs or fire escapes.
#88 to #87 - AddyGee **User deleted account**
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#112 to #88 - MrTheJason
Reply +27
(12/30/2010) [-]
Just a small opening where they can hand us our sandwiches.
#297 to #112 - mrbeany
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(12/30/2010) [-]
reminds me of the moose episode of invader zim
#99 - murraywall
Reply +82
(12/30/2010) [-]
AND THEN ALL THE WOMEN HAD LESBIAN SEX.
#137 to #99 - anon
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Bitch you copied the first comment.
#465 to #99 - thebaker
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#314 to #99 - AlexJani
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(12/30/2010) [-]
you didnt just steal a normal person's comment. you stole anonymoose's comment.
#109 - MyThumbIfYouFace
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(12/30/2010) [-]
what floor was the kitchen on?
#111 to #109 - sebsxd
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#90 - freshtic
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#558 to #90 - anon
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(12/30/2010) [-]
****** love hellsing
#123 to #90 - ReptaurLOLL
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#85 - Willninesixnine
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(12/30/2010) [-]
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#115 to #85 - Bomard
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Women : Yelling while "walking outta the kitchen"
Hero : get the **** back in there bitch (hero smile :D)
#128 to #115 - anon
Reply 0
(12/30/2010) [-]
OMG THATS MEAN! HE ISNT A HERO! THIS IS ABUSE! ABUSE AND VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN ISNT FUNNY!

AT. ALL.
#144 to #128 - ZombehManifest
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(12/30/2010) [-]
ANONS HAVE NO OPINION!
#423 to #144 - ddogx
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(12/30/2010) [-]
He's trolling, you dumb ****. Terrible troll, but whatever.
#171 to #144 - anon
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Ha.. he thinks he has a opinion silly anon.
#172 to #171 - ZombehManifest
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#410 to #128 - WOOOOOT **User deleted account**
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#653 to #128 - ikilledmyoldfj
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(12/30/2010) [-]
would you please l2internet.
#93 to #85 - JFINE
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(12/30/2010) [-]
dude this gif had more win than the post above. thumbs to you.
#395 - SuperMadKoala
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#418 to #395 - RobotSox **User deleted account**
Reply +5
(12/30/2010) [-]
Who else had her voice in their head? LOOOOOOOL
#460 to #418 - breakinghearts
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(12/30/2010) [-]
Nah I just heard when she shouted MOM afterwords lmao
#406 to #395 - ing [OP]
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(12/30/2010) [-]
WHO YOU FINNA TRY?
#404 to #395 - Useroftheyellow
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(12/30/2010) [-]
lol, he slapped the black of that bitch.
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#28 - gerdinn
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(12/30/2010) [-]
If there was a guy version of this place,  
it would only have 1 floor and the floor would have this sign...  
  
  
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