# Pleasing Women (new joke in desc)

A group of girlfriends

are on vacation when

they see a toystory

hotel with a sign that

reads: "For Women

Only." Since they are

without their boyfriends

and husbands, they

decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very

attractive guy, explains

to them how it works.

We have 5 floors. 60

up floor by floor, and

once you find what you

are looking for, you can

stay there. It' s easy to

decide since each floor

has a sign Telling you

what' s inside."

So they start going up

and on the first floor

the sign reads: "All the

men on this floor are

short and plain." The

friends laugh and

without hesitation move

on to the next floor.

The sign on the second

floor reads: "All the

men here are short and

handsome." Still, this

isn' t good enough, so

the friends continue on

They reach the third

floor and the sign

reads: ''All the men

here are tall and plain."

They still want to do

better, and SO, knowing

there are still two

floors left, they

continued on up.

On the fourth floor,

the sign is perfect: "All

the men here are tall

and handsome." The

women get all excited

and are going in when

they realize that there

is still one floor left.

Wondering what they

are missing, they head

on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign

that reads: "There are

no men here. This floor

was built only to prove

that there is no way to

please a woman."

are on vacation when

they see a toystory

hotel with a sign that

reads: "For Women

Only." Since they are

without their boyfriends

and husbands, they

decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very

attractive guy, explains

to them how it works.

We have 5 floors. 60

up floor by floor, and

once you find what you

are looking for, you can

stay there. It' s easy to

decide since each floor

has a sign Telling you

what' s inside."

So they start going up

and on the first floor

the sign reads: "All the

men on this floor are

short and plain." The

friends laugh and

without hesitation move

on to the next floor.

The sign on the second

floor reads: "All the

men here are short and

handsome." Still, this

isn' t good enough, so

the friends continue on

They reach the third

floor and the sign

reads: ''All the men

here are tall and plain."

They still want to do

better, and SO, knowing

there are still two

floors left, they

continued on up.

On the fourth floor,

the sign is perfect: "All

the men here are tall

and handsome." The

women get all excited

and are going in when

they realize that there

is still one floor left.

Wondering what they

are missing, they head

on up to the fifth floor.

There they find a sign

that reads: "There are

no men here. This floor

was built only to prove

that there is no way to

please a woman."

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