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Pleasing Women (new joke in desc)

A group of girlfriends
are on vacation when
they see a toystory
hotel with a sign that
reads: "For Women
Only." Since they are
without their boyfriends
and husbands, they
decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very
attractive guy, explains
to them how it works.
We have 5 floors. 60
up floor by floor, and
once you find what you
are looking for, you can
stay there. It' s easy to
decide since each floor
has a sign Telling you
what' s inside."
So they start going up
and on the first floor
the sign reads: "All the
men on this floor are
short and plain." The
friends laugh and
without hesitation move
on to the next floor.
The sign on the second
floor reads: "All the
men here are short and
handsome." Still, this
isn' t good enough, so
the friends continue on
They reach the third
floor and the sign
reads: ''All the men
here are tall and plain."
They still want to do
better, and SO, knowing
there are still two
floors left, they
continued on up.
On the fourth floor,
the sign is perfect: "All
the men here are tall
and handsome." The
women get all excited
and are going in when
they realize that there
is still one floor left.
Wondering what they
are missing, they head
on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign
that reads: "There are
no men here. This floor
was built only to prove
that there is no way to
please a woman."
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#92 - BillyRyan (12/30/2010) [+] (32 replies)
And then they went down back to the first level but it wasn't reallyy the first level it was the exit of the fourth level wich was the second level wich was a mans dream while he was on the second level where he was being killed on the sixth level wich didn't actually exist because it was on the fourth level but was hidden behind a desk that was made by a guy in the basement who was dreaming of where they were right now but was on the second level and was sleepwalking onto the fifth level to get more supplies from the second level wich had a chute leading to the fifth level where they were growing trees made from seeds that were actually where everything was going on because they were actually people.

And then they woke up.
#54 - Majestical (12/30/2010) [+] (5 replies)
The last floor should've been the kitchen...
#99 - murraywall (12/30/2010) [+] (3 replies)
AND THEN ALL THE WOMEN HAD LESBIAN SEX.
User avatar #109 - MyThumbIfYouFace (12/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
what floor was the kitchen on?
#90 - freshtic (12/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
#85 - Willninesixnine (12/30/2010) [+] (9 replies)
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#395 - SuperMadKoala (12/30/2010) [+] (6 replies)
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#28 - gerdinn (12/30/2010) [-]
If there was a guy version of this place,  
it would only have 1 floor and the floor would have this sign...  
  
  
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If there was a guy version of this place,
it would only have 1 floor and the floor would have this sign...


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#389 - YourCousin (12/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
and on the sixth floor.....
#134 - Dafoshizinator (12/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
BUT SUDDENLY AL THE WOMEN WERE DEVOURED BY THE RANCORRRR
and they learned to keep their opinions to themselves.
#108 - FishSlappingDan (12/30/2010) [-]
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#77 - marek (12/30/2010) [-]
User avatar #412 - KnowerOfTheDark (12/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
There was also another hotel across the street that said "Men Only" out front. There were also five floors.
The first floor's sign read "Girls and Beer"




No one's ever gone to a higher floor.
#261 - schurgity (12/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #89 - allysally (12/30/2010) [-]
ironically , around the corner there is on for guys, the first floor says pretty, and will have sex and the second floor, well no one knows, its never been visited lol
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#354 - JerryLeeLewis (12/30/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the joke continue as follows:  
Next to that hotel there's another hotel for only men. No man has ever gone higher than the 2nd floor.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the joke continue as follows:
Next to that hotel there's another hotel for only men. No man has ever gone higher than the 2nd floor.
#37 - emobabyj (12/30/2010) [+] (1 reply)
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