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dear funny junk PLEASE be funny.

dear funny junk PLEASE be funny.. FRONT PAGE! oh my kim jong ill THANK YOU SO MUCH! i love all of you! heres part 2:<br /> /funny_pictures/1424571/DEAR+BL

FRONT PAGE! oh my kim jong ill THANK YOU SO MUCH! i love all of you! heres part 2:<br />
/funny_pictures/1424571/DEAR+BLANK+PLEASE+BLANK+2/<br />
AND PART 3: /funny_pictures/1427545/dear+blank+please+PART+3/

Compilation!
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain- No one wants to run with me either.
sincerely. Sarah palm.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no
blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, logic.
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with
two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear Twilight Fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and .
Sincerely, Trekkies.
Dear person reading this,
You' re here because you' re actively procrastinating or
avoiding real work, aren' t you? It' s OK.. me too.
Sincerely, I' ll work tomorrow.
Dear Nickelback,
That' s enough.
Sincerely, The World.
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting
out offend.
Sincerely, Joseph.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States.
Dear World,
Religion is like a penis. It' s line to have one and it' s line to be
proud of it, but please don' t whip it out in public and start
waving it around... and PLEASE don' t try to shove it down
my child' s throat.
Sincerely, tired offerring your religious gust.
Dear Nickelodeon,
Whatever happened to quality programming?
Sincerely, children of the 90' s.
Dear Hogwarts School and Wizardry,
Please send me my letter already. I' m tired of the Muggle
world.
Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic.
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn' t leaving on 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns.
Dear America,
It' s really okay, I totally understand how my marriage to the
man I' loved and have been faithful to for 15 years would
lessen the quality unwholesome, heterosexual marriages like
Britney Spears' vegas wedding.
Sincerely, Love and Glitter, A Gay Man.
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day Theyll abandon you as well.
Whats that Myspace? Sincerely, Myspace.
g , couldn' t hear you over my billions at dollars.
Dear Pluto,
I still think you' re a planet. Don' t lose hope.
Sincerely, Me.
Dear USA,
Why is it that 25 states allow sst cousins to marry but only 6
states allow gay marriage?
Sincerely, confused American boy.
Dear Dumbasses,
Please pull your damn pants up. This style should have died
when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, Taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5
illegitimate children.
Dear Fruity Cheerios,
No, Just No.
Sincerely, Fruit loops.
Dear person who finished the test in half ofthe class,
I hope you rail.
Sincerely, still on the sst page.
Dear Career Placement Tests,
You don' t have sh" on me.
Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks.
Dear Viewer,
Don' t bother adjusting my color settings, the cast
Shore really Is that orange.
Sincerely, Your Television.
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#56 - ishatmyself **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #92 to #56 - xokendallxo (12/29/2010) [-]
i am so honored to have this comment on my content. I LOVE YOU
#53 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear USA,

...Polo...
~Osama
User avatar #54 - TheSchwartz (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear Edward,
I'm Back!
Sincerely, Buffy
#95 - XtheDerp (12/29/2010) [-]
O_O
#118 - Functional (12/29/2010) [-]
Dear scientists,
Your mom says I'm big enough...
Sincerely, Pluto.
User avatar #63 - goldc (12/29/2010) [-]
dear bloody mary

please buy a tampon

sincerely anon
#78 to #63 - Rascal (12/29/2010) [-]
shut the **** up you have an acount and therefor can't speek for anons
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User avatar #2 - Obscurity (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear Penis,

Please stop showing off in the most awkward of situations, such as in weddings, funerals, and in gym when I'm wearing gym shorts. It's not cool.

Love, Owner.
User avatar #3 to #2 - Obscurity (12/28/2010) [-]
P.S. Please don't take it badly when I beat you in dark alleys. It's an act of love.
#4 to #3 - BitchUWannaHate **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
dammit you beat mine
User avatar #6 to #4 - xokendallxo (12/28/2010) [-]
you, you, and you. YOU ARE ALL AWESOME
+3
#7 to #6 - elisell **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#11 to #6 - BitchUWannaHate **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
*bows*
just stating the truth
=P
User avatar #98 - thatnerdyguy (12/29/2010) [-]
I was expecting the end to be more like: "My face if you thumb: *insert weird face*" Or maybe "plus X for more, minus Y for never again"
Or something like that...but instead...just a cat, and the word "Meow"?
I...don't really know what to say to that...I definitely wasn't expecting it...I kind of enjoyed that.
#99 to #98 - xokendallxo (12/29/2010) [-]
glad i could please. take a thumb please
glad i could please. take a thumb please
#101 to #99 - thatnerdyguy (12/29/2010) [-]
I enjoyed the originality. And thank you.
I'm not sure if the pic is related, as I chose it completely at random.
#113 - soupdaddy (12/29/2010) [-]
interesting fact: For the one about fruity cheerios, FrOOt loops has to be spelled with the o's instead of actually being spelled fruit, because of the false advertising laws. It can't be fruit loops because there is no fruit in them.
#58 - DCRDCR (12/28/2010) [-]
i loved it
#50 - skinsufc (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear Paedophile,

Please take a seat over there.

Sincerely, Chris Hansen
#51 to #50 - xokendallxo (12/28/2010) [-]
teeeheee
teeeheee
#122 - rockstarownage (12/29/2010) [-]
jersey shore? i thought i was watching charlie and the chocolate factory!
User avatar #44 - quotetype (12/28/2010) [-]
dear the icebergs,
sorry about global warming.
karmas a bitch aint it
sincerly, the titanic
#45 to #44 - Rascal (12/28/2010) [-]
global climate change newfag.
#40 - unholynapkin (12/28/2010) [-]
^-^'
+5
#52 - Rroman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#108 - ghostyogurt (12/29/2010) [-]
Finally something funny without being a repost (hopefully), and nothing just wildy inappropriate like dismembered anime girls or dudes jizzing all over a labtop i laughed at these for wit alone you sir deserve a medal
User avatar #111 to #108 - xokendallxo (12/29/2010) [-]
THANK YOU!!!!
#128 to #108 - jacksdiner (12/29/2010) [-]
no jizzing you say?
no jizzing you say?
User avatar #106 - MetroidfanCNC (12/29/2010) [-]
The wikileaks one made me genuinely laugh out loud.

Dear xokendallxo,
Thanks for making the only really funny content today.
Sincerely, MetroidfanCNC
User avatar #112 to #106 - xokendallxo (12/29/2010) [-]
dear metroldfanCNC
I LOVE YOU !!!!
sincerely,
xokendallxo
User avatar #97 - megawatt (12/29/2010) [-]
dear gangstas,
that low pants fad was started by prisoners in jail.
it meant they were open for sex.
sincerely, wearing a belt.
#130 to #97 - Killpoint (12/30/2010) [-]
this is why we need comment favoriting
User avatar #88 - Marker ONLINE (12/29/2010) [-]
Don't feel bad, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
User avatar #109 - rockerforlife (12/29/2010) [-]
Dear OP,

stop being a faggot

Sincerely, FJ
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