I feel your pain- No one wants to run with me either.
sincerely. Sarah palm.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no
blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with
Dear Twilight Fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and .
Dear person reading this,
You' re here because you' re actively procrastinating or
avoiding real work, aren' t you? It' s OK.. me too.
Sincerely, I' ll work tomorrow.
That' s enough.
Sincerely, The World.
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Sincerely, United States.
Religion is like a penis. It' s line to have one and it' s line to be
proud of it, but please don' t whip it out in public and start
waving it around... and PLEASE don' t try to shove it down
my child' s throat.
Sincerely, tired offerring your religious gust.
Whatever happened to quality programming?
Sincerely, children of the 90' s.
Dear Hogwarts School and Wizardry,
Please send me my letter already. I' m tired of the Muggle
Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic.
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn' t leaving on 5.
It' s really okay, I totally understand how my marriage to the
man I' loved and have been faithful to for 15 years would
lessen the quality unwholesome, heterosexual marriages like
Britney Spears' vegas wedding.
Sincerely, Love and Glitter, A Gay Man.
Just wait, one day Theyll abandon you as well.
Whats that Myspace? Sincerely, Myspace.
g , couldn' t hear you over my billions at dollars.
I still think you' re a planet. Don' t lose hope.
Why is it that 25 states allow sst cousins to marry but only 6
states allow gay marriage?
Sincerely, confused American boy.
Please pull your damn pants up. This style should have died
when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, Taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5
Dear Fruity Cheerios,
No, Just No.
Sincerely, Fruit loops.
Dear person who finished the test in half ofthe class,
I hope you rail.
Sincerely, still on the sst page.
Dear Career Placement Tests,
You don' t have sh" on me.
Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.
There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Don' t bother adjusting my color settings, the cast
Shore really Is that orange.
Sincerely, Your Television.