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FRONT PAGE! oh my kim jong ill THANK YOU SO MUCH! i love all of you! heres part 2:<br />
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Compilation!
Dear Scissors,
I feel your pain- No one wants to run with me either.
sincerely. Sarah palm.
Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no
blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, logic.
Dear J. K. Rowling,
Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with
two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous.
Dear Twilight Fans,
Thank you for making us look sane and .
Sincerely, Trekkies.
Dear person reading this,
You' re here because you' re actively procrastinating or
avoiding real work, aren' t you? It' s OK.. me too.
Sincerely, I' ll work tomorrow.
Dear Nickelback,
That' s enough.
Sincerely, The World.
Dear Mary,
Just admit that you slept with someone else. This is getting
out offend.
Sincerely, Joseph.
Dear Osama Bin Laden,
Marco...
Sincerely, United States.
Dear World,
Religion is like a penis. It' s line to have one and it' s line to be
proud of it, but please don' t whip it out in public and start
waving it around... and PLEASE don' t try to shove it down
my child' s throat.
Sincerely, tired offerring your religious gust.
Dear Nickelodeon,
Whatever happened to quality programming?
Sincerely, children of the 90' s.
Dear Hogwarts School and Wizardry,
Please send me my letter already. I' m tired of the Muggle
world.
Sincerely, the kid who still believes in magic.
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn' t leaving on 5.
Sincerely, Unicorns.
Dear America,
It' s really okay, I totally understand how my marriage to the
man I' loved and have been faithful to for 15 years would
lessen the quality unwholesome, heterosexual marriages like
Britney Spears' vegas wedding.
Sincerely, Love and Glitter, A Gay Man.
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day Theyll abandon you as well.
Whats that Myspace? Sincerely, Myspace.
g , couldn' t hear you over my billions at dollars.
Dear Pluto,
I still think you' re a planet. Don' t lose hope.
Sincerely, Me.
Dear USA,
Why is it that 25 states allow sst cousins to marry but only 6
states allow gay marriage?
Sincerely, confused American boy.
Dear Dumbasses,
Please pull your damn pants up. This style should have died
when it started in 1993. Get a job too.
Sincerely, Taxpayer tired of supporting you and your stupid 5
illegitimate children.
Dear Fruity Cheerios,
No, Just No.
Sincerely, Fruit loops.
Dear person who finished the test in half ofthe class,
I hope you rail.
Sincerely, still on the sst page.
Dear Career Placement Tests,
You don' t have sh" on me.
Sincerely, the Sorting Hat.
Dear Kids,
There is no Santa. Those presents are from your parents.
Sincerely, Wikileaks.
Dear Viewer,
Don' t bother adjusting my color settings, the cast
Shore really Is that orange.
Sincerely, Your Television.
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#56 - ishatmyself **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #2 - Obscurity (12/28/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Dear Penis,

Please stop showing off in the most awkward of situations, such as in weddings, funerals, and in gym when I'm wearing gym shorts. It's not cool.

Love, Owner.
#53 - XxMyNameIsChancexX (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear USA,

...Polo...
~Osama
#40 - unholynapkin (12/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
^-^'
User avatar #54 - TheSchwartz (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear Edward,
I'm Back!
Sincerely, Buffy
#95 - XtheDerp (12/29/2010) [-]
O_O
#118 - Functional (12/29/2010) [-]
Dear scientists,
Your mom says I'm big enough...
Sincerely, Pluto.
User avatar #109 - rockerforlife ONLINE (12/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear OP,

stop being a faggot

Sincerely, FJ
User avatar #63 - goldc (12/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
dear bloody mary

please buy a tampon

sincerely anon
User avatar #98 - thatnerdyguy (12/29/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I was expecting the end to be more like: "My face if you thumb: *insert weird face*" Or maybe "plus X for more, minus Y for never again"
Or something like that...but instead...just a cat, and the word "Meow"?
I...don't really know what to say to that...I definitely wasn't expecting it...I kind of enjoyed that.
#113 - soupdaddy (12/29/2010) [-]
interesting fact: For the one about fruity cheerios, FrOOt loops has to be spelled with the o's instead of actually being spelled fruit, because of the false advertising laws. It can't be fruit loops because there is no fruit in them.
#58 - DCRDCR (12/28/2010) [-]
i loved it
User avatar #55 - skaterdudemahn (12/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear Osama Bin Laden,

Red Robin!

Sincerely, United States
#50 - skinsufc (12/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dear Paedophile,

Please take a seat over there.

Sincerely, Chris Hansen
#122 - rockstarownage ONLINE (12/29/2010) [-]
jersey shore? i thought i was watching charlie and the chocolate factory!
User avatar #44 - quotetype ONLINE (12/28/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dear the icebergs,
sorry about global warming.
karmas a bitch aint it
sincerly, the titanic
+5
#52 - Rroman **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#1 - BitchUWannaHate **User deleted account** (12/28/2010) [-]
Dear Twilight Fans,
you DO realize that Dracula (the original and badass vampyre) burned in the sun, not sparkled?
Sincerely, disgraced to love vampyres
User avatar #97 - megawatt (12/29/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dear gangstas,
that low pants fad was started by prisoners in jail.
it meant they were open for sex.
sincerely, wearing a belt.
User avatar #88 - Marker (12/29/2010) [-]
Don't feel bad, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.
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